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      10-20-2020, 03:21 PM   #4401
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I knew venturing into the Off-Topic part of this forum would lead to more interesting posts than "What oil do I use?"
I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
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      10-20-2020, 03:22 PM   #4402
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here. Most of the blokes here are a bit more normal.
Yes. I too, am normal.
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      10-20-2020, 03:24 PM   #4403
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I highly recommend that you think of me as an exception here.
I do, take that as a compliment.
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      10-20-2020, 03:25 PM   #4404
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Yes. I too, am normal.
Jury is still out.
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Never thought I'd had to convince people to vote to avoid being unable to sit for a few days but

here we are

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      10-20-2020, 03:48 PM   #4406
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Never thought I'd had to convince people to vote to avoid being unable to sit for a few days but

here we are

#KerrWede2020

Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
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I do, take that as a compliment.
I do believe I enjoy your attitude.
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Now, hold on just a dang minute.

I'm getting appointed some cushy-ass cabinet position, and a house. I ain't showing up to all the shitty State events Kerr won't.
The schools are open here still so I could be your body double and do those for you! Nobody could ever tell as we saw in the Halloween thread!
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
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Agreed whos gonna make sandwiches and clean up after us
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
They're both a bit girly so they got it covered.
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I feel you on the paperwork, my hand cramps after any closing.
i think i have read every paperwork few times to make sure i didnt miss anything

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Currently living at my in-laws house after moving from AZ to IL for a career change (friends and family all live here, this is where wife and I grew up) and we had put an offer on a house....THANKFULLY its accepted but closing isnt until the 15th of December...its going to be a long 56 days.

Her mother is a hoarder which makes livable space limited and her father is a man child. I dont understand how people live like this...both loving and nice people but damn are they broken lol. Wish me luck...56 days and counting.
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...

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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
that is creepy, another dude stalking you.
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Maybe you should post the pic of yourself mowing the lawn shirtless to ensure the evidence doesn’t get destroyed
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LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
Yeah Judi, tell us everything!
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But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...



This is a great description of me, thank you!
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LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
This is exactly how I expect my close friends to respond when I tell them. there are a couple on here that know my full name. Stalker originated from Instagram. Apparently his grandmother lives close to me and this is how the whole thing started. Fake account, posing as a female as how it never hit my radar. I did get a few followers that seemed odd and then one started asking for pics, so I started deleting accounts. I would delete one account and a completely unrelated account would follow suit. The guy actually started sending me text messages over the weekend. Pretty sure I have it handled now, but time will only tell. Pretty freaky shit.

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that is creepy, another dude stalking you.
Very. I let him know over the weekend that he wasn't dealing with someone who will take this lightly. I am a man and will act accordingly in the event that he continued. I'm by no means a victim, but have no reservations making one of someone else.

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This is a great description of me, thank you!
I knew you'd appreciate the grand introduction I went for!

Its the blob of something different that I really wanted to work in, as I'd likely describe myself the same way.
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