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      12-21-2016, 04:43 AM   #44177
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I would ride FL maybe in a million years when the tectonic plates push up some hills. I have no "legs", so I can't hang with any pedaling. If we ride together here, you could ride the downhills with me on your second loop while I am still on my first, haha.

just kidding - I do plan to get to FL to visit the theme parks some day.
We could meet half way in Bentonville, AK.

Their trail system looks awesome.
AK? Brave of you to brace the frigid winters of Bentonville, ALASKA...
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Thank you! And still got my winter car. Haha
Hmm...too big for a shoe box and too short for a coffin...what to to with the car after the winter?
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      12-21-2016, 06:33 AM   #44179
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I would ride FL maybe in a million years when the tectonic plates push up some hills. I have no "legs", so I can't hang with any pedaling. If we ride together here, you could ride the downhills with me on your second loop while I am still on my first, haha.

just kidding - I do plan to get to FL to visit the theme parks some day.
We could meet half way in Bentonville, AK.

Their trail system looks awesome.
AK? Brave of you to brace the frigid winters of Bentonville, ALASKA...
What's funny about that is I double checked that it was AR instead of AK and then typed AK. lol
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      12-21-2016, 06:37 AM   #44180
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AR47 or AK15?
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AR47 or AK15?
Neither. Get a Glock 1911. So much more practical.
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Neither. Get a Glock 1911. So much more practical.
No way dude, that's lame. If anything get a Desert Eagle .22
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All the weight and low round capacity of a 1911 but as butt ugly as a glock?
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I'm not that innocent
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That's what they all say before an AR47 is shoving it's barrel into your temple.
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      12-21-2016, 12:21 PM   #44190
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https://wannagofast.com/?post_type=event&p=2157
Haha I'll come and do that event with you but only under one condition...you have to come to the track with me.
Deal!

Google Wannagofast Hot Springs VA. This might be a little closer for you.

I ran this last year.
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Hey Lups
What do you call 4 avocados, a jalepeno, 2 seranos, 2 roma tomoateos, juice of a lime, and some cilantro?


A Mexican Christmas dip!!!
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Ugh, thats looking kinda little disgusting at first sight but might be tasty...really cilantro on top?
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What do you call 4 avocados, a jalepeno, 2 seranos, 2 roma tomoateos, juice of a lime, and some cilantro?


A Mexican Christmas dip!!!
What the fuck is that, looks like something you would feed a farm animal. Get that nasty shit out of here.
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What do you call 4 avocados, a jalepeno, 2 seranos, 2 roma tomoateos, juice of a lime, and some cilantro?


A Mexican Christmas dip!!!
That looks awesome man, I'll do that for new years eve!

I just got back from the city center. I can not say this enough but I fucking hate Christmas!!!

My kids were asking me the execution methods of the animals, mainly horses were the topic. This lovely lady decided the conversation was too damaging for her 12 year old (mine are four and six, and I was not going in to the details) and she started screaming about how yo raise children and that it's wrong for the kids to know meat basically isn't raised in a lab in a Petri dish.

I'm feeling the spirit of the holy ghosts.
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What the fuck is that, looks like something you would feed a farm animal. Get that nasty shit out of here.
Merry c Billie! I'll text you when I get back home. I need therapy, maybe even more than the nice ladies I keep rubbing the wrong way...
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Merry c Billie! I'll text you when I get back home. I need therapy, maybe even more than the nice ladies I keep rubbing the wrong way...
It's not C yet! Pfft therapy is for quitters, the best therapy in life is alcohol and terrible friends.
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It's not C yet! Pfft therapy is for quitters, the best therapy in life is alcohol and terrible friends.
Yes. I need therapy.



Oh for fucks sake I do not understand parents. How can it be too hars for kids to learn that we est animals, and that we have regulations that has to be followed in order for the animal to be put down with minimum pain?

"Mom, she is not stabile, I recommend we go buy more dead animals"

My son is pretty wicked. God I love the little shit.
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You should teach him how to go in the woods and hunt for food and become self sufficient!
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