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Thank you! And still got my winter car. Haha
The Mini is the ultimate winter tank . I love my Mini as well !
I drove through water floods ,mud, ice , snow and shit ..It actually feels unbreakable !
In short ,dang I love my Mini
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      12-20-2016, 03:19 PM   #44134
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i want an M now lol

like x6m, is it too late to ask santa for one

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hows the mini on snow, is it awd?
No , the Mini is front wheel drive . But it drives amazing well on snow and ice .
The Mini gives you the go kart steering feel , brakes work outstanding as well..
Love my Mini !
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      12-20-2016, 03:31 PM   #44137
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Goddammit with the Phil posts at work.
What's wrong with that lol pic ? Pic don't even shows ass or a tit .
Ohhh...C'mon my friend , are you a priest or what ?
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Pretty sure they are hibernating. Currently sitting on the couch in all my gear crying. Today was my last day for the year. One tiny buck from all thise weekends. Fuck
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Is the next part where you visit your best buddies Ax and ASB?
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No shitty pic of your car thread isn't complete without a visit to Ax and ASB
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No shitty pic of your car thread is complete without a visit to Ax and ASB
If anything, its the only legitimate way to kick off such a thread. Balls are in her hands.
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No shitty pic of your car thread is complete without a visit to Ax and ASB
If anything, its the only legitimate way to kick off such a thread. Balls are in her hands.
I promise I will visit you both, and I will stroke your goats and play with your donkey.
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I promise I will visit you both, and I will stroke your goats and play with your donkey.
Oddly aroused. What about the guinea pig, he needs love too.
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Oddly aroused. What about the guinea pig, he needs love too.
That's too much in the shit for a nice girl William !
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If anything, its the only legitimate way to kick off such a thread. Balls are in her hands.
I promise I will visit you both, and I will stroke your goats and play with your donkey.
Sadly - goats and donkey are 250 mikes from me. But.............my parents farm is still the best place for them
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I promise I will visit you both, and I will stroke your goats and play with your donkey.
Sadly - goats and donkey are 250 mikes from me. But.............my parents farm is still the best place for them
Is that what you tell yourself to sleep at night?

Spicy Goats on me.
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Spicy Goats on me.
Hi Biorin!

While stalking a certain member's posts, I came across a post of yours that hit me in the feelz.

You mentioned that you are a polarized spender. Spend a little or a lot. There's not really anything in between.

I think we are very much alike. However, I do not have a mustache like you.

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Hi Biorin!

While stalking a certain member's posts, I came across a post of yours that hit me in the feelz.

You mentioned that you are a polarized spender. Spend a little or a lot. There's not really anything in between.

I think we are very much alike. However, I do not have a mustache like you.

- PoorLurker
Dearest PoorLurker,

Your news warms my heart. I am gladdened to hear that I am not the only one with extreme habits. I must say that this applies to many areas of my life - I really go for it, or I don't do it at all. Moderation is not my forte, just as facial hair is not yours.

Yours truly,
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Dearest PoorLurker,

Your news warms my heart. I am gladdened to hear that I am not the only one with extreme habits. I must say that this applies to many areas of my life - I really go for it, or I don't do it at all. Moderation is not my forte, just as facial hair is not yours.

Yours truly,
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Greetings again,

Yes, most of my purchases in life are in the same regards as well. Like I say, would you rather own 2 -$50 sweater vests or 10 -$10 sweater vests. Personally, I'd rather own one $100 sweater vest (hopefully cashmere). However, it just takes me a long time to save up to purchase said sweater vest.

I used clothing as a reference because you were mentioning Tori Burch and Michael Kors in the original post that prompted this exchange.

I think this could be the development of a very positive internet friendship. I think you and a few others would be worth breaking my anonymity for. The others on the list are old farts and doesn't even know what snapping is.

With regards,
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Dearest PoorLurker,

Your news warms my heart. I am gladdened to hear that I am not the only one with extreme habits. I must say that this applies to many areas of my life - I really go for it, or I don't do it at all. Moderation is not my forte, just as facial hair is not yours.

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Greetings again,

Yes, most of my purchases in life are in the same regards as well. Like I say, would you rather own 2 -$50 sweater vests or 10 -$10 sweater vests. Personally, I'd rather own one $100 sweater vest (hopefully cashmere). However, it just takes me a long time to save up to purchase said sweater vest.

I used clothing as a reference because you were mentioning Tori Burch and Michael Kors in the original post that prompted this exchange.

I think this could be the development of a very positive internet friendship. I think you and a few others would be worth breaking my anonymity for. The others on the list are old farts and doesn't even know what snapping is.

With regards,
PoorLurker
I find it very humorous to see how many people have 10+ handbags in the $300 range, and then look at your one $2,500 handbag and go "oh my god, you're so lucky, I could never afford that."

To be fair, I suppose they value variety much more than I do.

I am flattered - I suppose shoei and ASBSECU E93 are the flatulent old timers of which you speak? I fully endorse them, even if I cannot endorse their choices in car colors and goat ownership (or lack thereof).

In the words of Yo Gotti, it go down in the DM, so please message me if you like. You can also Snapchat me that pussy. Or FaceTime me that pussy. If it's... coo.
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