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///M Power-Belgium · 12-13-2016, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

Welcome back brother !

How are you ?

Biorin · 12-13-2016, 07:28 PM

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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.

What kind of bike?

One with wheels and gears?

Why are you asking me if it had pedals and gears?

Off road or on road?

Hybrid, on road.

MKSixer · 12-13-2016, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

Welcome back!!

Did they give you time off for good behavior?

shoei · 12-13-2016, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

Welcome back!!

Did they give you time off for good behavior?

I really don't think it's been that long but thanks anyways !!! Just had some downtime and the notifications were starting to get like asb... They were starting to get OLD...

As for time off for good behavior - it's more like work furlough... Being fitted for my reflective vest to work the sides of the freeway as we speak...

(Waiting for the obligatory prison jokes / asb pretending I'm as frail as he is / silvergrey's wheels are still fuchsia in color)

shoei · 12-13-2016, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

Welcome back brother !

How are you ?

I'm good thanks for asking...

Just really swamped right now... That time of year where I have to get the reindeer warmed up and making my list and checking it twice... The elves are threatening to strike because they're tired of cleaning up the reindeer poop...

MKSixer · 12-13-2016, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Hybrid, on road.

I'm so proud of you! You're a real BMW enthusiasts now!

My first sighting was a 7-series in North Carolina on I-40. I saw the M2 in Louisiana on I-10.

What are you doing on the left coast? (sorry if I missed it in the earlier pages)

MKSixer · 12-13-2016, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I really don't think it's been that long but thanks anyways !!! Just had some downtime and the notifications were starting to get like asb... They were starting to get OLD...

As for time off for good behavior - it's more like work furlough... Being fitted for my reflective vest to work the sides of the freeway as we speak...

(Waiting for the obligatory prison jokes / asb pretending I'm as frail as he is / silvergrey's wheels are still fuchsia in color)

Good to have you back!!

I will refrain from making jokes for about 57 seconds.

Biorin · 12-13-2016, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Hybrid, on road.

I'm so proud of you! You're a real BMW enthusiasts now!

My first sighting was a 7-series in North Carolina on I-40. I saw the M2 in Louisiana on I-10.

What are you doing on the left coast? (sorry if I missed it in the earlier pages)

I'm here for a work conference (by conference,
I mean they're giving us a lot of champagne and time to get massages and exercise). I was sooo excited to see one, let alone three. I squealed about it to everyone at breakfast, but none of the bastards shared my enthusiasm.

MKSixer · 12-13-2016, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm here for a work conference (by conference,
I mean they're giving us a lot of champagne and time to get massages and exercise). I was sooo excited to see one, let alone three. I squealed about it to everyone at breakfast, but none of the bastards shared my enthusiasm.

Pearls before swine. You were wasting your time.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-13-2016, 10:54 PM

@shoei old ass forgot his password, then forgot where he left his iPad....that's the real reason for his 'absence'

Hey silvergray545 - I'll make it a fair race....I'll run you in the diesel

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Dang3r · 12-14-2016, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@shoei old ass forgot his password, then forgot where he left his iPad....that's the real reason for his 'absence'

Ahhhh, little i Diot

No apps available to prevent ya from forgetting the pad and the pw?

Axius · 12-14-2016, 06:59 AM

Shoei! Hola, como esta?

My zicam spray bottle thing is clogged, so I took the cap and tried soaking it in my coffee..., it didn't work. Still clogged.

InternetFame · 12-14-2016, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm good thanks for asking...

Just really swamped right now... That time of year where I have to get the reindeer warmed up and making my list and checking it twice... The elves are threatening to strike because they're tired of cleaning up the reindeer poop...

gtfo

silvergray545 · 12-14-2016, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

This fucking guy! Glad you're back because old man ASB can't keep up anymore.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@shoei old ass forgot his password, then forgot where he left his iPad....that's the real reason for his 'absence'

Hey silvergray545 - I'll make it a fair race....I'll run you in the diesel

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ASB, you crack me up. You get a little bit of horsepower and think you're king of the jungle.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-14-2016, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by shoei

And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...

This fucking guy! Glad you're back because old man ASB can't keep up anymore.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@shoei old ass forgot his password, then forgot where he left his iPad....that's the real reason for his 'absence'

Hey silvergray545 - I'll make it a fair race....I'll run you in the diesel

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ASB, you crack me up. You get a little bit of horsepower and think you're king of the jungle.

*ahem*

HP is how fast you hit the wall....

TQ is how far you drag the wall after you hit it

I'm very happy with the little bit of HP I currently have; but I NEED those red shoes in my life

1MOREMOD · 12-14-2016, 10:51 AM

Youre too old for red shoes

ASBSECU E93 · 12-14-2016, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Youre too old for red shoes

Hush....

True -but you hush.

smoosh · 12-14-2016, 11:45 AM

what did the egg say when it got turnt??

Om-lit

silvergray545 · 12-14-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

*ahem*

HP is how fast you hit the wall....

TQ is how far you drag the wall after you hit it

I'm very happy with the little bit of HP I currently have; but I NEED those red shoes in my life

Listen, bring your ass up to Ohio (Wait until the spring time. I know cold weather is hard on old people.) and you can enjoy the red wheels all you want!

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what did the egg say when it got turnt??

Om-lit

SMOOSH IS BACK!!!

UncleWede · 12-14-2016, 01:43 PM

Biorin I see those mules all the time up here in the Nard because of the shipping location. it's weird to see the ones that have the paisley designs painted on them. I can only guess that pattern messes with the camera lens or something so nobody can get good pics. The weirdest initial sighting I had was some variation of X6, just wasn't shaped correctly.

GoRomeo · 12-14-2016, 01:47 PM

I want SARAH pictures for Christmas!!

Axius · 12-14-2016, 01:54 PM

Uhhhh, add her on Snapchat and you can see all the Sara pictures your little heart can handle.

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