Tinder/Dating Apps

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

You did not send that to her...

08njSTEP · 07-08-2016, 12:51 PM

Looks more like a chick with the scary makeup. Conclusion..... DUDE! Beware the makeup that hides his PENIS!

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You did not send that to her...

I sent that out of impulse from ya'll pushing me, I have absolutely no interest in meeting her nor holding a conversation with her. Do you have any idea what it will do to my ego if I find out she's a tranny?

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You did not send that to her...

Yes he did. This is the same dude who asked if a chick was retarded after her eye spacing was questionable. LOL.

Beartato · 07-08-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I sent that out of impulse from ya'll pushing me, I have absolutely no interest in meeting her nor holding a conversation with her. Do you have any idea what it will do to my ego if I find out she's a tranny?

You won't know till you try. Think of the buttsex!

grimlock · 07-08-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I sent that out of impulse from ya'll pushing me, I have absolutely no interest in meeting her nor holding a conversation with her. Do you have any idea what it will do to my ego if I find out she's a tranny?

or what it would do to your ego if she's not and you just stand there pissing your pants..

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I sent that out of impulse from ya'll pushing me, I have absolutely no interest in meeting her nor holding a conversation with her. Do you have any idea what it will do to my ego if I find out she's a tranny?

Smoosh, you poor SOB. She's not a tranny.

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Smoosh, you poor SOB. She's not a tranny.

Let's keep telling him that so he can still find out for us.

Aatish · 07-08-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You did not send that to her...

I sent that out of impulse from ya'll pushing me, I have absolutely no interest in meeting her nor holding a conversation with her. Do you have any idea what it will do to my ego if I find out she's a tranny?

Just tell her you like reproducing by budding.

Aatish · 07-08-2016, 01:23 PM

If that doesn't work, throw it back a bit. Might make it go by faster...

Sara · 07-08-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

That is NOT how you get a girl to reply!

Banana Hammock · 07-08-2016, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That is NOT how you get a girl to reply!

Would you prefer a full picture of said ass?

Sara · 07-08-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Would you prefer a full picture of said ass?

No. Be sweet and charming

Banana Hammock · 07-08-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No. Be sweet and charming

I just went back and read what he wrote.

Lawd 'av mercy.

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No. Be sweet and charming

You know that doesn't work with everyone.

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Originally Posted by duck fat

I just went back and read what he wrote.

Lawd 'av mercy.

It could have been worse. At least he didn't insinuate or accuse of retardation, this time.

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No. Be sweet and charming

Does "Let me see what that mouth do" fall under sweet and charming?

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 02:00 PM

Probably for a tranny.

Naz24 · 07-08-2016, 02:02 PM

My eyes hurt

BwoodBMW · 07-08-2016, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

You did not send that to her...

I'm laughing so hard at that message I'm crying

Beartato · 07-08-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

I'm laughing so hard at that message I'm crying

Hopefully smoosh posts a reply, if any.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

I'm laughing so hard at that message I'm crying

I cry daily on here..

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 02:13 PM

I feel like chicks that look like that are used to the normal, pussy suck-up lines and want something different. Obviously so, if they're used to a bunch of regular leg humpers and things of the sort.

I commend the message IDGAF.

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Probably for a tranny. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I feel like chicks that look like that are used to the normal, pussy suck-up lines and want something different. Obviously so, if they're used to a bunch of regular leg humpers and things of the sort. I commend the message IDGAF. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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