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      10-21-2013, 01:13 PM   #23
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I can understand the diagram but something about verbal sex-descriptions just... I'd rather learn how to program a VCR

LOL Billup's diagram WTF
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lol at the diagram.

Can someone post the shah dyson pic? I miss it
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The best is woman on top with her back against your chest. As the blood rushes to her head its a great sensation since her head is back against your shoulder.
Diagram please!
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Diagram please!
Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
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Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
Hmmm... Just having a hard time visualizing, and you know how visually oriented us guys are. Any pictures to help understand??
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      10-21-2013, 01:57 PM   #28
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Diagram please!
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Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
This is only to be done with an experienced girl. One thrust with her hips angled just a few degress out of position and wee wee goes nite nite.

It's a shame most girls 8-10 years my junior aren't as experienced as they used to be. Damn abstinence education!!
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Cheers.
exactly but her head down more
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This is only to be done with an experienced girl. One thrust with her hips angled just a few degress out of position and wee wee goes nite nite.

It's a shame most girls 8-10 years my junior aren't as experienced as they used to be. Damn abstinence education!!
Goes nite nite? What does that mean?
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Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
Seems like that would be a good angle to hit the G-spot, but did you mean your favorite way for the guy to finish? Seems like he wouldn't have much control over depth and tempo.
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Billup, great diagrams but while you have the woman shown anatomically correct (and quite voluptuous), you left out the guy's wee wee (per the OP's description)...
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Goes nite nite? What does that mean?
I think he's saying in the exit so to speak...
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Goes nite nite? What does that mean?
It gets snapped right in half and will be out of comission for a day or two.
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Billup, great diagrams but while you have the woman shown anatomically correct (and quite voluptuous), you left out the guy's wee wee (per the OP's description)...
I fixed the picture. It wasn't until after the original I realized her head was in the wrong spot.

I would include his "wee wee", but we are all men here, I think we know what it looks like, I like to stick to the important details.
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exactly but her head down more
Please verify my correction.
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I love BimmerPost OT ... so educational!
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I would include his "wee wee", but we are all men here, I think we know what it looks like, I like to stick to the important details.
Understood, just trying to bring some equality as we do have Sara here so not all men...

And much better on the diagram edit though I'm still in for actual pictures!
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Please verify my correction.
Kinda but her head is downward like that but on your shoulder. You have both hands on her hips. Her back is completely against your chest and you have her hips slightly raised in the air to get the penetration.
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Please verify my correction.
I believe she should be laying down on him, perhaps with her head dangling off the edge of the bed, level with or below his
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Understood, just trying to bring some equality as we do have Sara here so not all men...

And much better on the diagram edit though I'm still in for actual pictures!
LOL, please hold while I make a revision to appease our other members.


Real pictures are up to her, though. Mine are already on the internet floating around somewhere.

Edit: MS/Paint is being unforgiving with my touchpad, bare with me for all these extraneous details are tough to work in.
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I believe she should be laying down on him, perhaps with her head dangling off the edge of the bed, level with or below his
Yes. Thats its.
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