07-06-2007, 07:47 PM | #24 |
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well they don't pee in our way. they are much more efficient than mammals. so when they pee or go number 2, they absorb most of the water. plus they convert ammonia into another substance (different one from us) which is solid. and thus, to answer your question, they do not pee.
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07-07-2007, 12:05 AM | #26 |
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I guess this brings up another question. Why do birds peepoo on nice cars or what makes them have a tendency to peepoo on cars in general?
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07-08-2007, 04:42 AM | #27 |
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Birds literally put their buttholes together to mate. The sperm is passed to the female through this process to fertilize the eggs. It's called a cloacal kiss.
Best thing is that in most species of birds the males high tail it either after sex or just raising the kids initially. Those birds have it so good...
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07-08-2007, 10:54 AM | #29 |
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I guess I never thought about it. Never really learned about the birds and the bees.
Btw, do insects poop? What are those small dried orange brown lines that I find scattered about my car from? Insect excrement? And all insects have poop that look the same? |
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07-08-2007, 10:57 AM | #30 |
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07-09-2007, 06:21 AM | #31 |
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Well a bird can mix his sh*t and piss together, thats amazing, when he can do that and drive a e92 150mph then Ill give him a high five, until that time comes, F**K birds and their sh*tting all over my car !
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if you're, say in OC, they definitely want your car. why do they do it? imagine you're a bird, and have a really small brain and nothing to do but go fly, pick up food (worms and stuff) then fly back home. Wouldnt you wanna have fun too? pretend you're a F16 and drop shit-bombs on real targets? AND the shinier target, the better!! if i were a bird i'd do it man, all day long! |
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07-09-2007, 01:23 PM | #35 |
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One thing I do know about birds, they have no spincter, so they have no control over when/where they go. Anybody else laughing at today's Far Side calendar? Dude's washing his car. On top, single bird sitting on a wire, directly over teh car "You are mine, all mine"
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this thread is fucking hilarious lol
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