Viagra has Nothing on Beemers. Motorcycle Owner Sues BMW for Too Much Excitement ;)

doc19 · 04-29-2012, 04:21 PM

I'm surprised he found a lawyer to take the case...

I'm not a urologist, but you usually have to have some sort of underlying either vascular or hematologic issue to lead to priapism, or be on any number of ED medications (viagra, cialis, etc). Not sure how you blame that on BMW.

Getting an erection from a vibrating seat does bring me back to middle school days... damn pubertal awkwardness.

SchnellM3 · 04-29-2012, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Edjay

I always say to myself, everytime I see those stupid warning labels, someone sued and won, now the rest will suffer

+1

Look at the labels on some microwave meals, like PLASTIC COVER MUST BE REMOVED BEFORE EATING!! WTF!?

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Originally Posted by Superfly_M3

If he modified the seat, BMW is not liable.

Dealer modified the seat prior to him getting it according to Jalop, he is saying that the seat has a defective design or was installed improperly

Touring · 04-29-2012, 04:38 PM

Everlasting erection? Where can I buy that seat?

matt44228 · 04-29-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Touring

Everlasting erection? Where can I buy that seat?

hahahah bmw has a whole new market open now

nwills · 04-29-2012, 07:21 PM

I'm not gonna lie...I kinda get that too every time I finish a spirited ride on my BMW S1000RR...not gonna sue BMW for that...that's why I bought it!!!! lol

kmarei · 04-29-2012, 07:51 PM

What a dick

chili cheese · 04-29-2012, 07:54 PM

Sounds like a hard luck case.

Ryan9095 · 04-29-2012, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rclee337

they'll need some hard evidence for this case

LOL

J-9 · 04-30-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jdemetry

Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up

That awkward moment when he pulls up next to a woman at a stoplight.

Frosty · 04-30-2012, 11:26 AM

read this yesterday LOL ~Frost

Black Flagged · 04-30-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kmarei

What a dick

That's Mr. Big Dick..

OdomPHD · 04-30-2012, 11:41 AM

Haha, if ya can't take the heat....go buy a Prius.

Golden3ye · 04-30-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jdemetry

Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up

+1000

GmoBmw · 04-30-2012, 11:49 AM

Lol Only Bmw can do this to you.... Too cracking.

ferrari6891 · 04-30-2012, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by rclee337

they'll need some hard evidence for this case

lol i seewhatyoudidthere

positiveions · 04-30-2012, 12:03 PM

he wants to sue BMW for some butcher-job penile enlargement.

rmani · 04-30-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rshane

Our society is frickin pathetic.

+1. I can't believe the lawyers who take these cases.

E60orBust · 04-30-2012, 12:36 PM

New meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket"!

Fraggy · 04-30-2012, 12:36 PM

Anything for a buck.

mshab356 · 04-30-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmernerd

This can only happen in the US...

Agreed. Only in the US do you see dumb lawsuits like this. Absolutely pathetic.

Also, Pulp Fiction is a great movie!

DriveHard · 04-30-2012, 12:59 PM

what a weenie

Maybe he should go buy one of theses instead... Obviously that bike is too much for him and his sensitive parts

If it doesnt get thrown out before going to court, then i hope BMW lets it go the whole way so that they have to show pictures of his pathetic excuse for manhood...

GROW a SET ... oh thats right... you cant...all the blood seems to have rushed somewhere else...

Imola.ZHP · 04-30-2012, 01:28 PM

a 20 month erection is impressive, lmao

If he had documented visits to the ER, his case might be more solid, pun intended...

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doc19 Second Lieutenant 10 Rep 220 Posts Drives: 2011 e90 M3 6MT Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	I'm surprised he found a lawyer to take the case... I'm not a urologist, but you usually have to have some sort of underlying either vascular or hematologic issue to lead to priapism, or be on any number of ED medications (viagra, cialis, etc). Not sure how you blame that on BMW. Getting an erection from a vibrating seat does bring me back to middle school days... damn pubertal awkwardness. __________________ "This is like having a house-cat that’s a bengal tiger." - Todd Deeken, everydaydriver.com, on owning an e90 m3.
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