Fat manager needs ride what to do??

ToothDoc · 03-15-2012, 09:15 PM

Don't do it! My front bucket seats have permanent wrinkles on the side bolsters now.

justinnum1 · 03-15-2012, 09:18 PM

call him before and say your car is dead

scflaw · 03-15-2012, 09:27 PM

Go to a Hyundai dealership and say your looking for a new car, take it out for that 24 hr test drive (do they still have that?). Take your boss out in that. Job Done.

Dvdman · 03-15-2012, 09:40 PM

Im in the process of borrowing a buddies trailblazer. Im just not sure I trust him with my car. What choice do I have.

Joekerr · 03-15-2012, 10:07 PM

Not much. The only other option as someone else already mentioned was you have a "insert problem here...perhaps HPFP" and rent a big car and just say you had problems. He wouldn't think twice. Then bill the rental back through mileage or whatever.

Dvdman · 03-15-2012, 10:11 PM

I know but got do all this BS suck. Its like trying to haul an English Mastiff in a BMW. Its possible but just not a good idea...

Greenkirby21 · 03-15-2012, 10:20 PM

i hope your manager isnt looking up "how to fit into a bmw" and comes upon this thread.

AllydNYC · 03-15-2012, 10:23 PM

Also,

scollins · 03-15-2012, 11:43 PM

Just drive, its just a car and not likely to be harmed by a short drive with a fat dude. Good grief.

And maybe the tight squeeze will be motivation for lard ass to drop the fork and hit the gym.....

Whorning · 03-16-2012, 01:58 AM

LMFAO... i feel so bad that i just spent a good 10 minutes straight laughing after reading the comments. almost fell outa my chair...

matt_435xi · 03-16-2012, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToothDoc

Don't do it! My front bucket seats have permanent wrinkles on the side bolsters now.

he is going to flatten the bolsters.

Templar · 03-16-2012, 08:17 AM

Damn I thought I was out of shape, I'm 5'4" and 185...

panicos81 · 03-16-2012, 08:49 AM

make sure you have a good grip on the steering wheel.. the car will pull to the right

import36 · 03-16-2012, 09:30 AM

hope you still have the stock runflats on the car...

Augenbrauezug · 03-16-2012, 09:43 AM

Either fill the car with junk and tell him your moving it into storage, or hit on him in the meeting. Unless he swings that way of course.

ybbiz34 · 03-16-2012, 09:45 AM

Rent a car, tell him your car was in for normal, routine service?

How hard is that?

If you're not willing to pony up the cash for a one-day rental, then you obviously really don't care that much.

Dvdman · 03-16-2012, 10:13 AM

I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.

John 070 · 03-16-2012, 10:28 AM

Maybe you can offer him a ride to the girl's house since he doesn't drive and you went to the effort to get the Trailblazer? After that he should give you a good review for being a team player.

DARK_M3 · 03-16-2012, 12:31 PM

Doesn't he have one of those motorcycles that I see all the fat people riding around on these days? No doors, no problem!

inandout · 03-16-2012, 01:50 PM

I have forwarded this thread to your boss.
Thanks.

Joekerr · 03-16-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devestator

I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.

Annoying yes, but can you really blame him?

I mean, if you were that size and any girl was willing to go out with you (and I mean any girl), would you not do the same?

justinnum1 · 03-16-2012, 04:09 PM

great thread. loved the car will pull to the right comment

03-15-2012, 09:15 PM	#23
ToothDoc Second Lieutenant 5 Rep 241 Posts Drives: 997.2 TTS, CLA 45 AMG Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicagoland iTrader: (0)	Don't do it! My front bucket seats have permanent wrinkles on the side bolsters now.
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Joekerr Banned 7948 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Not much. The only other option as someone else already mentioned was you have a "insert problem here...perhaps HPFP" and rent a big car and just say you had problems. He wouldn't think twice. Then bill the rental back through mileage or whatever.
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03-15-2012, 10:11 PM	#28
Dvdman Major 185 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	I know but got do all this BS suck. Its like trying to haul an English Mastiff in a BMW. Its possible but just not a good idea...
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03-16-2012, 09:45 AM	#38
ybbiz34 Brigadier General 730 Rep 4,959 Posts Drives: 2023 330i M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Rent a car, tell him your car was in for normal, routine service? How hard is that? If you're not willing to pony up the cash for a one-day rental, then you obviously really don't care that much. __________________ Current: '23 G20 M Sport 330i Current: '20 X253 GLC300 SUV Gone: '20 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '18 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '13 W204 C63 Sedan
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Dvdman Major 185 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	I can't believe this sh*t!!!! He canceled and is going out to dinner with a girl that canceled on him Wed. I got my buddies trailblazer last night that was 30 min away just to make this happen. BS...pisses me off. I hope she blows him off. Try and do something nice for some people and look.
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03-16-2012, 10:28 AM	#40
John 070 Lieutenant General 1755 Rep 14,825 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	Maybe you can offer him a ride to the girl's house since he doesn't drive and you went to the effort to get the Trailblazer? After that he should give you a good review for being a team player.
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