How much sex do you really need

E90SoFlo · 02-29-2012, 09:18 AM

everyday usually twice, one week a month off.

feels good being 21

texasmojo · 02-29-2012, 10:29 AM

2-3 times a weak. Wife hardly asks for it. Thats what I don't like. Seems like if I dont ask for it then we would be roommates. She could probably go months without.

RnmEvo9 · 02-29-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

How much sex do I really need? More than I'm getting now. I spend my days in class and my nights in my room studying. Fml

+1

FML

Wakka · 02-29-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by texasmojo

2-3 times a weak. Wife hardly asks for it. Thats what I don't like. Seems like if I dont ask for it then we would be roommates. She could probably go months without.

i bet it was the other way around when you were dating too....

MisterSkiMask · 02-29-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

I wouldn't mind having a dick, sex would be less painful.

There is always time for lube, or foreplay.

wmb0000 · 02-29-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by texasmojo

2-3 times a weak. Wife hardly asks for it. Thats what I don't like. Seems like if I dont ask for it then we would be roommates. She could probably go months without.

+2
Mine never ask for it. FML x 999999999999999999999999999999

Year's_End · 02-29-2012, 11:49 AM

Literally just talked about this last night over some drinks with some bros. I need at least twice a week or I get bitchy about things. Told gf this as well.

48Laws · 02-29-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by eaglesfan83

Big Black Clock...

"flavor Flavvvvvv...."

mike the snake · 02-29-2012, 12:01 PM

This guy has a medical report saying he needs sex 15 times a day!

This guy is such a joke. Apparently, in Egypt though, he gets special treatment for being a big, fat, strong guy who can't control himself.

Uber V8 · 02-29-2012, 12:04 PM

You guys must not be laying the pipe right because usually the girls want the dic more than I can handle it. Like 7x a week.

But then again, I'm a black guy...One stereotype that's in my favor. lol

MediaArtist · 02-29-2012, 12:07 PM

Girlfriend 3.0 = Lots of sex. Sex at your place, sex at her place, position changes every 10 minutes, etc. Sex with her and her friends. Oral every time before the real action starts. Ask and you shall receive.

Wife 1.0 = Sex 3-4 times a week. Occasional oral, definitely not every time.

Wife 2.0 = Sex twice a week. Complains of being tired often. Rarely any oral, usually just a nice and clean quickie (always missionary) before dozing off to bed.

Kids 1.0 = Very rare to no sexual encounters. Lots of masturbation in the shower. Sleep preferred over sex most of the time.

Epacy2 · 02-29-2012, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

I wouldn't mind having a dick, sex would be less painful.

You just need it more to "loosen" you up.

len56 · 02-29-2012, 12:45 PM

this thread = life lessons

1) no wife
2) no kids

MediaArtist · 02-29-2012, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by len56

this thread = life lessons

1) no wife
2) no kids

The real scary part is you sometimes AGREE with your wife about being too tired, and actually choose going to bed early instead of a 20 minute tango.

Epacy2 · 02-29-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

I had sex with a guy for the first time last month, so it hasn't been so much fun.

whore

Uber V8 · 02-29-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Girlfriend 3.0 = Lots of sex. Sex at your place, sex at her place, position changes every 10 minutes, etc. Sex with her and her friends. Oral every time before the real action starts. Ask and you shall receive.

Wife 1.0 = Sex 3-4 times a week. Occasional oral, definitely not every time.

Wife 2.0 = Sex twice a week. Complains of being tired often. Rarely any oral, usually just a nice and clean quickie (always missionary) before dozing off to bed.

Kids 1.0 = Very rare to no sexual encounters. Lots of masturbation in the shower. Sleep preferred over sex most of the time.

Loved this post! Kind of reminds of that movie Hall Pass where that one dude was caught masturbating in his minivan at night outside their house since he wasn't getting any. That movie had several lulz.

mike the snake · 02-29-2012, 01:33 PM

I'd be a very happy man getting sex once a day. As it is, once or twice a month is what it has settled into with my GF. This needs to change.

MediaArtist · 02-29-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Loved this post! Kind of reminds of that movie Hall Pass where that one dude was caught masturbating in his minivan at night outside their house since he wasn't getting any. That movie had several lulz.

Hall Pass was hilarious, I totally get it. The Change Up is another movie that is hilarious for your married couples with kids out there.

iBoost · 02-29-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Epacy2

whore

Hey you slut, thats my friend you take that back.

Epacy2 · 02-29-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by iBoost

Hey you slut, thats my friend you take that back.

tramp

silvergray545 · 02-29-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Girlfriend 3.0 = Lots of sex. Sex at your place, sex at her place, position changes every 10 minutes, etc. Sex with her and her friends. Oral every time before the real action starts. Ask and you shall receive.

Can you point me in the right direction on where to find one? Haha

MediaArtist · 02-29-2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Can you point me in the right direction on where to find one? Haha

Go to grad school, play guitar, don't have an aversion to occasional marijuana use, and brush your hair and teeth once in a while.

View Poll Results: How often do you really want sex??
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02-29-2012, 09:18 AM	#23
E90SoFlo Banned 218 Rep 2,669 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Naples, FL iTrader: (9)	everyday usually twice, one week a month off. feels good being 21
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02-29-2012, 10:29 AM	#24
texasmojo Second Lieutenant 13 Rep 223 Posts Drives: 2008 128i automatic Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: DFW Texas, USA iTrader: (0)	2-3 times a weak. Wife hardly asks for it. Thats what I don't like. Seems like if I dont ask for it then we would be roommates. She could probably go months without. __________________
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02-29-2012, 11:49 AM	#29
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1246 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Literally just talked about this last night over some drinks with some bros. I need at least twice a week or I get bitchy about things. Told gf this as well. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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02-29-2012, 12:01 PM	#31
mike the snake Captain 74 Rep 643 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Sonoma County, CA. iTrader: (1)	This guy has a medical report saying he needs sex 15 times a day! This guy is such a joke. Apparently, in Egypt though, he gets special treatment for being a big, fat, strong guy who can't control himself.
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02-29-2012, 12:04 PM	#32
Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 421 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	You guys must not be laying the pipe right because usually the girls want the dic more than I can handle it. Like 7x a week. But then again, I'm a black guy...One stereotype that's in my favor. lol
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02-29-2012, 12:07 PM	#33
MediaArtist There is No Substitute 77 Rep 1,186 Posts Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Laguna Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	Girlfriend 3.0 = Lots of sex. Sex at your place, sex at her place, position changes every 10 minutes, etc. Sex with her and her friends. Oral every time before the real action starts. Ask and you shall receive. Wife 1.0 = Sex 3-4 times a week. Occasional oral, definitely not every time. Wife 2.0 = Sex twice a week. Complains of being tired often. Rarely any oral, usually just a nice and clean quickie (always missionary) before dozing off to bed. Kids 1.0 = Very rare to no sexual encounters. Lots of masturbation in the shower. Sleep preferred over sex most of the time. __________________ '13 Audi A6 '07 Porsche GT3 RS '08 BMW E90 335i
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02-29-2012, 12:45 PM	#35
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02-29-2012, 01:33 PM	#39
mike the snake Captain 74 Rep 643 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Sonoma County, CA. iTrader: (1)	I'd be a very happy man getting sex once a day. As it is, once or twice a month is what it has settled into with my GF. This needs to change.
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