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      08-05-2011, 06:16 PM   #23
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chocolate cake? or chocolate chip cookies?


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      08-05-2011, 06:24 PM   #24
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chocolate cake

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testicular cancer
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Almond Joy

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Kitkat.
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      08-05-2011, 07:47 PM   #25
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Almond Joy

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Kitkat.
Almond Joy.


Supercharger

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      08-05-2011, 07:53 PM   #26
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      08-05-2011, 09:05 PM   #27
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Almond Joy.


Supercharger

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Racing Seats + Spoiler
racing seats and spoiler because i already have turbos lol
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nice tits no ass

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no tits nice ass
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      08-05-2011, 09:09 PM   #28
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racing seats and spoiler because i already have turbos lol
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no tits nice ass
No tits nice ass... Easy problem to solve...

Great Blowjob

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Tight Pussy
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      08-05-2011, 09:10 PM   #29
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No tits nice ass... Easy problem to solve...

Great Blowjob

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Tight Pussy
Great BJ

Break your arm

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Break your leg
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Great BJ

Break your arm

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Break your leg
Break your arm.



$40,000 a year working 10am-4pm

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$100,000 a year working 7am-9pm
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$40,000 a year working 10am-4pm

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$100,000 a year working 7am-9pm[/QUOTE]

$100,000 a year.

Have your car keyed all over or stolen and recovered?
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      08-06-2011, 02:40 AM   #32
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$40,000 a year working 10am-4pm

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$100,000 a year working 7am-9pm
$100,000 a year.

Have your car keyed all over or stolen and recovered?[/QUOTE]

Stolen.

Rosie O'Donald +200lbs you have to fuck her for as long as you can + eat her out!

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Carman Electra With a STD
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Jumpstyle
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      08-07-2011, 11:46 PM   #34
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Chick dancing Hardstyle

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Jumpstyle
Gay question, but jumpstyle.

Die burning or die freezing?
(Both would last 2 mins, and the cold would be mixed with 75mph wind)
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      08-07-2011, 11:58 PM   #35
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Gay question, but jumpstyle.

Die burning or die freezing?
(Both would last 2 mins, and the cold would be mixed with 75mph wind)
die freezing.

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handy from mila kunis
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      08-08-2011, 12:42 AM   #36
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Lose eye sight

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Lose penis
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      08-08-2011, 11:06 AM   #37
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Lose eye sight.. i can fuck withous seeing.

Nasty Red Light District bitch

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Supersexy Taiwan street slut ?
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      08-08-2011, 11:13 AM   #38
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Lose eye sight.. i can fuck withous seeing.

Nasty Red Light District bitch

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Supersexy Taiwan street slut ?
i have a feeling you watch some fucked up porn

but to answer... neither

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Call of Duty

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Battlefield
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      08-08-2011, 11:21 AM   #39
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i have a feeling you watch some fucked up porn

but to answer... neither

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      08-08-2011, 11:28 AM   #40
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Have a horn like a rhino

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A huge tail like a rat
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No cell phone

Have a horn like a rhino

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A huge tail like a rat
Tail like a rat i could try to hide it! it's not like i don't hide something like that already. heheehh

Driving you're dream car

Threw Twistys

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Long beautiful stretch of highway
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Threw Twistys

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Threw Twistys doing 110

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No internet for a month
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      08-08-2011, 03:18 PM   #43
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No Cell phone.

You and your GFare about to be inseminated by Aliens(Like the Movie) and there's nothing you can do to stop it except with your last remaining bullet:

Shoot yourself


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Shoot your GF?
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      08-08-2011, 03:39 PM   #44
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No Cell phone.

You and your GFare about to be inseminated by Aliens(Like the Movie) and there's nothing you can do to stop it except with your last remaining bullet:

Shoot yourself


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Shoot your GF?
Depends if I have to go to jail or not, if I do, then shoot myself.


Mermaid fish;

Upper body; head of a fish but girl body

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Lower body; head of human girl but fish body



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