Water Bottle Jism

Tondtar · 04-25-2011, 03:39 PM

So, did he think jizzing into clear water does not change its taste and purity ..........or is this guy really sperm neutral?

...And did she expect something after sensing a "swimming pool" taste in her water?

He needs to go to jail for being that stupid if nothing else.

jpsum · 04-25-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

So, did he think jizzing into clear water does not change its taste and purity ..........or is this guy really sperm neutral?

...And did she expect something after sensing a "swimming pool" taste in her water?

He needs to go to jail for being that stupid if nothing else.

how would YOU know it taste like the swimming pool?

Tondtar · 04-25-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

how would YOU know it taste like the swimming pool?

Market tested on quite a few GF's ...There was a consensus

vioaltec · 04-25-2011, 04:56 PM

skeez smells like cholrine, so how could she not suspect that? Plus you could clearly see skeez if its in liquid. looks blurry and shit.

solefald · 04-25-2011, 05:22 PM

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http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2010...-woman-is-hot/

ha... the dude is a perv, but the fact that this chick hired Gloria Aldred, of all people, tells me that she is faking her distress about this whole situation.

"cried for days"? please. i bet she swallowed sperm before, without any distress.

the incident is disgusting and the perv should be punished, but the girl is totally using the situation to play a poor distressed victim. watch this, she will sign a book deal next week.

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

"cried for days"? please. i bet she swallowed sperm before, without any distress.

Consider yourself sigged.

M3Bahn · 04-25-2011, 05:31 PM

And I thought Dr. Pepper only came in bottle.

silvergray545 · 04-25-2011, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

something tells me that she knew it was jizz before it was sent to the lab.

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oh and she for sure knew it was jizz in that bottle before taking it to the lab.

Bingo. The only reason she knew is because she tasted it before. Stupid whore.

choicez · 04-25-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Bingo. The only reason she knew is because she tasted it before. Stupid whore.

Or a great girlfriend!

Tondtar · 04-25-2011, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by choicez

Or a great girlfriend!

Or simply ....Heather Brooke

Litos · 04-25-2011, 07:35 PM

"...gaaah, that is one dirty skank..."

sincerely,
Belladonna

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

"...gaaah, that is one dirty skank..."

sincerely,
Belladonna

Wow, how can belladonna comment on the skankyness of any woman?

Litos · 04-25-2011, 07:40 PM

i just made it up dude, c'mon........

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 08:09 PM

BimmerPod · 04-25-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tHegeRm

Wow, how can belladonna comment on the skankyness of any woman?

least belladonna won't pretend she doesn't know what she just tasted...

ArenGh · 04-25-2011, 08:33 PM

I'd jizz in her cup too.

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BimmerPod

least belladonna won't pretend she doesn't know what she just tasted...

True, but lately she would be likely to recognize the taste of poop. Everytime I see of pic of that girl she's wrist deep in a brown eye.

Litos · 04-25-2011, 08:56 PM

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True, but lately she would be likely to recognize the taste of poop. Everytime I see of pic of that girl she's wrist deep in a brown eye.

she's the kind of girl that you want to throw back a handful of tiny blue pills and then punish her guts into the 5th dimension.

then murder her and dump her used carcass face down in an empty cement ditch......

ScaredOnce · 04-25-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

she's the kind of girl that you want to throw back a handful of tiny blue pills and then punish her guts into the 5th dimension.

then murder her and dump her used carcass face down in an empty cement ditch......

That's how I would describe a sweet young lady to my mother.

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

she's the kind of girl that you want to throw back a handful of tiny blue pills and then punish her guts into the 5th dimension.

then murder her and dump her used carcass face down in an empty cement ditch......

If your gonna murder and dump the body why not rape a little better looking package??

Litos · 04-25-2011, 09:02 PM

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If your gonna murder and dump the body why not rape a little better looking package??

because when you rape people, "good looking" is the last thing on your mind......

how often do you hear of a smoking hot lady being raped !?!?

they're usually binged out bitches, ugly soccer moms or fat single moms....

tHegeRm · 04-25-2011, 09:07 PM

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because when you rape people, "good looking" is the last thing on your mind......

how often do you hear of a smoking hot lady being raped !?!?

they're usually binged out bitches, ugly soccer moms or fat single moms....

Well call me old fashioned but I prefer a good looking rape victim....

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ArenGh If it feels good do it. 9 Rep 39 Posts Drives: '11 X3 35ix, '10 128i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Tehachapi, CA iTrader: (0)	I'd jizz in her cup too.
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