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      04-14-2011, 07:48 PM   #23
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738 POUNDS OF TORQUE. That must weigh a lot! Seriously I could probably put this girl and most other sales consultants to shame considering my obessiveness to detail.

Plus I wouldn't sounds like a goddamn playback recorder sputing off numbers in a monotone mickey mouse voice.
At least she didn't say "torques."
I know, that doesn't make it any better, does it?
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      04-14-2011, 08:24 PM   #24
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She sounds like she's 12.
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You sound like my buddies who have AMG's - Slam the gas, slam the brakes...
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      04-14-2011, 09:00 PM   #25
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Did she just open the hood without struggling to figure it out??!??

Impressive.
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      04-14-2011, 09:31 PM   #26
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car speaks for itself ...dont need that bitch talking
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No. But I'd fuck her face.
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No. But I'd fuck her face.
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I wonder what she sounds like when she moans
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      04-15-2011, 12:19 PM   #32
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Like the mouse vid. She seems relatively well informed. At least she started with the motor.

The fender flares on that thing are just too over the top IMO.
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her voice is annoying, no tits, no ass. just a blonde face.
so having her as my SA would not make me buy a car more or less.
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