Obese Ohio Man Dies After Being Fused to Chair for 2 Years

CollinsE90 · 03-31-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by newdadkel

as the skin breaks down fom compression, it gets very raw, which is the same process for bed sores. The body's natural response is to heal the wounds by growing in fibrous tissue. So these cells naturally could grow through the fibers of the chair, almost like incorporating it as new skin. But the compression/breakdown process would continue since he is not moving, and become more completely intertwined with each other.

I see a new House episode coming up

First thing I thought of, they already did a giant fat man who never left the house

Kroy · 03-31-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Found the link to the story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533...h-health_care/

i sense a common denominator. so is 2 years the breaking point?

MadDog · 03-31-2011, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by len56

....snip

Like your avatar.....

Verbiage · 03-31-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Thanks... I think?

Chewy734 · 03-31-2011, 05:05 PM

I heard that on the local radio station while going into work today... really f'd up. Apparently he had a home taker who came in every so often to bring him food, etc. She never even once realized this guy shat himself and was sitting in it for two years! When questioned about this, she said "I couldn't tell, because he would cover himself when I came over." Seriously??? wouldn't it smell like a fucking zoo that wasn't cleaned for like 2 years?? You don't need to see it, you could prolly smell that shit a mile away! ugh.

Kroy · 03-31-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chewy734

I heard that on the local radio station while going into work today... really f'd up. Apparently he had a home taker who came in every so often to bring him food, etc. She never even once realized this guy shat himself and was sitting in it for two years! When questioned about this, she said "I couldn't tell, because he would cover himself when I came over." Seriously??? wouldn't it smell like a fucking zoo that wasn't cleaned for like 2 years?? You don't need to see it, you could prolly smell that shit a mile away! ugh.

i'm sure he was cleaned up after... didn't he stay in the living room? and had 2 roommates? i thought that home caretaker who saw him in the blanket was landlord. or is landlord same person as girlfriend? i don't get how people could co-habitat with this guy.

ragingclue · 03-31-2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chewy734

I heard that on the local radio station while going into work today... really f'd up. Apparently he had a home taker who came in every so often to bring him food, etc. She never even once realized this guy shat himself and was sitting in it for two years! When questioned about this, she said "I couldn't tell, because he would cover himself when I came over." Seriously??? wouldn't it smell like a fucking zoo that wasn't cleaned for like 2 years?? You don't need to see it, you could prolly smell that shit a mile away! ugh.

I refuse to believe anyone is seriously that stupid. Even in Ohitucky.

Chewy734 · 03-31-2011, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

I refuse to believe anyone is seriously that stupid. Even in Ohitucky.

Aren't there fatass chicks who go the bathroom to drop a deuce and out pops a baby? the whole time never realizing they were pregnant?

ragingclue · 03-31-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chewy734

Aren't there fatass chicks who go the bathroom to drop a deuce and out pops a baby? the whole time never realizing they were pregnant?

That's still not as stupid as not knowing a dude has shit himself in place for two years, with continued and frequent close contact. A chick not knowing she's pregant is only partial stupidity and mostly being fat as fuck.

Chewy734 · 03-31-2011, 05:22 PM

even so... there are just too many f'd up people out there in the world. Maybe she was used to smelling shit all day?

len56 · 03-31-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Like your avatar.....

ahha same here

blame the 'who's hotter' thread (I think it's on page 2 now)

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Originally Posted by Kroy

i don't get how people could co-habitat with this guy.

yeah, I mean they just accepted the smell of rotting flesh and waste?

Blake · 03-31-2011, 05:36 PM

he had a girlfriend?! how did they duet?

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-31-2011, 05:38 PM

Me thinks assisted suicide, basically.

DougLikesBMW · 03-31-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

He had a girlfriend?

even this dude has a gf?

foreveralone

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-31-2011, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

even this dude has a gf?

foreveralone

You DP's reaction=perfect response.

Kroy · 03-31-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWinNorthdakota

Me thinks assisted suicide, basically.

yes, because when i kill myself i want it to be as slow, painful, disgusting as possible.

i would be mentally scarred from living with him. wonder how redneck the roommates were.

Blake · 03-31-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

wonder how redneck the roommates were.

it is west virginia...ever been there? most hick state in the country by far. even alabama isn't as seedy as WV.

Kroy · 03-31-2011, 06:11 PM

virginia... reminds me of a story my buddy in the navy told me. he was dry docked in norfolk for like last 2 years of his enlistment and he was some pretty hick shit. one day they found shit all over the kitchen/mess. shit foot prints, shit hand prints and just shit everywhere. looked like someone tried to make a sandwich too. So they follow the shit prints and reach this septic tank repair job. found some inbred retard and asked him if he knew what happened. turns out that guy got hungry mid job, went to the mess covered in shit, made himself a sandwich to eat and went back to work right after. he said the sandwich was yummy and was let go the same day. never saw him again...

Feyd · 03-31-2011, 06:22 PM

Dude.. I broke down in rural Virginia (just across the border from PA) once.

HOLY shit man... you talk about crazy. I'm from a tiny hick town so I've seen lots of rednecks, but this took the cake. I was so fucking scared.. it was like a scene out of deliverance/Texas chainsaw massacre.

Tow truck driver came to the truck stop I had pulled over at and I could barely understand him.. It was like he was speaking some kind of regional dialect. Then when he couldn't help me he told me he knew a guy who had a shop he could take me to. Really didn't have much of a choice, so I agreed to follow him

After a 5-10 minute drive into the hills we arrived at the shop. It was litterally a two-bay garage (one bay completely full of shit) with a trailer home next to it where the owner lived. The shop owner had a glass eye (different color than his real one) and a 3-legged mutt dog that wouldn't quit barking.

He had one of those center hydraulic lifts from the 60s... and as he drove my very much lowered VW onto this thing I was cringing as the undercarraiage was banging on everything. Once he figured out what needed to be replaced he had to drive 40 miles (one way) to pick up the part from an autozone.. so he left me there alone for 2+ hours while he was gone.

Quite an experience I must say... and I was scared for my life the entire time. Just seemed like the part of town where you could get shot and drug off into the woods and no one would ever be the wiser.

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-31-2011, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

yes, because when i kill myself i want it to be as slow, painful, disgusting as possible.

i would be mentally scarred from living with him. wonder how redneck the roommates were.

The fucker ate himself to death tho... The GF feeding his dumb ass.

No pitty here for obesity on this level unless its for some real medical reason...

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Dude.. I broke down in rural Virginia (just across the border from PA) once.

HOLY shit man... you talk about crazy. I'm from a tiny hick town so I've seen lots of rednecks, but this took the cake. I was so fucking scared.. it was like a scene out of deliverance/Texas chainsaw massacre.

Tow truck driver came to the truck stop I had pulled over at and I could barely understand him.. It was like he was speaking some kind of regional dialect. Then when he couldn't help me he told me he knew a guy who had a shop he could take me to. Really didn't have much of a choice, so I agreed to follow him

After a 5-10 minute drive into the hills we arrived at the shop. It was litterally a two-bay garage (one bay completely full of shit) with a trailer home next to it where the owner lived. The shop owner had a glass eye (different color than his real one) and a 3-legged mutt dog that wouldn't quit barking.

He had one of those center hydraulic lifts from the 60s... and as he drove my very much lowered VW onto this thing I was cringing as the undercarraiage was banging on everything. Once he figured out what needed to be replaced he had to drive 40 miles (one way) to pick up the part from an autozone.. so he left me there alone for 2+ hours while he was gone.

Quite an experience I must say... and I was scared for my life the entire time. Just seemed like the part of town where you could get shot and drug off into the woods and no one would ever be the wiser.

Cool story bro... no really hahaha

Brutal....
(*books tickets to Virginia)

ideliver · 03-31-2011, 09:33 PM

Y'all need to watch "Deliverance" to get an accurate idea about this part of the US

2M · 03-31-2011, 09:47 PM

Im dizzy after reading this shit. Disgusting.

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