Dating Tips/ Advice

CollinsE90 · 06-09-2010, 11:00 PM

DONT talk about your car, dont talk about your ex's, try to keep her talking as much as possible if you do get her to respond and strike a short convo

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

just be confident, if you are scared the whole time she will sense it...imagine yourself a rockstar

but there is a fine line that seperates confidence and cockiness and if you can walk the line without falling into cockiness you will rarely get shut down

I'm a asshole. Assholes finish first.

Yeah I generally have to really focus on not going into cockiness mode. But fuck man, I'm awesome.

I wish that I had a mullet, sweet aviators, and a bitching IROC-Z... I would get so much pussy.

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

DONT talk about your car, dont talk about your ex's, try to keep her talking as much as possible if you do get her to respond and strike a short convo

I won't! She has seen what I drive, and I actually have a rule with girls, zero talking about ex's.

CollinsE90 · 06-09-2010, 11:04 PM

you arent in HS man, assholes win in the first years of dating, but the intellectual confident guys win the girls that are worth putting a ring on the finger, not a skank that can take a dick all the way down her throat

Turbo>NA · 06-09-2010, 11:06 PM

your lucky.

This one is easy.

I use this move, works all the time...

"Hey, did you understand the homework?"

or

"hey sorry to bother you, but can I copy your notes?"

or something along those lines.. get me? Its obviously ganna work, and once you do start copying her work or etc..

then..

say..

"my name is rick, whats yours?"

or

"this class blows right?"

AFTER THAT YOUR GOLDEN!

DO NOT ASK HER THAT MOMENT TO GET COFFEE OR GET TOGETHER TO STUDY! ASK HER THAT THE 2ND OR 3RD TIME. TRUST ME LOL

FYI, if she declines you after you start a conversation about the class or homework, that means shis not into you and that shis a stuck up bitch. Leave her.

Good luck

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

you arent in HS man, assholes win in the first years of dating, but the intellectual confident guys win the girls that are worth putting a ring on the finger, not a skank that can take a dick all the way down her throat

Lol. I am very confident and have a bachelors, in grad school. aka smart as fuck.

I sometimes have to dumb myself down with chicks.

But damn do I enjoy deep throats.

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

your lucky.

This one is easy.

I use this move, works all the time...

"Hey, did you understand the homework?"

or

"hey sorry to bother you, but can I copy your notes?"

or something along those lines.. get me? Its obviously ganna work, and once you do start copying her work or etc..

then..

say..

"my name is rick, whats yours?"

or

"this class blows right?"

AFTER THAT YOUR GOLDEN!

DO NOT ASK HER THAT MOMENT TO GET COFFEE OR GET TOGETHER TO STUDY! ASK HER THAT THE 2ND OR 3RD TIME. TRUST ME LOL

FYI, if she declines you after you start a conversation about the class or homework, that means shis not into you and that shis a stuck up bitch. Leave her.

Good luck

Lol thanks. Can I say that I'm Rick James though, and ask her if she wants coke?

Yeah I'm running out of time with this one so I need to implement this strategy asap.

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:08 PM

I could just let my bulge do the talking...

Dan in PA · 06-09-2010, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

I could just let my bulge do the talking...

Bro, 4" is going to get you nowhere unless she is a midget.

Is she a midget?

Schm · 06-09-2010, 11:11 PM

Ask her if she wants to tickle. . . . .

or maybe just ask her name, tell her you think she's attractive?

Edit: Talking about car= big no no. While I'm younger than you and not really in any position to give solid dating advice, i try to generally never talk to girls about my car (even though I'm basically obsessed with and spend way too much time washing it/on e90post)

Vanity · 06-09-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

Bro, 4" is going to get you nowhere unless she is a midget.

Is she a midget?

I lol'd

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

Bro, 4" is going to get you nowhere unless she is a midget.

Is she a midget?

I'm 4" after getting out of icy water.

11 full mast. I'll PM you pics if you want.

Turbo>NA · 06-09-2010, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol thanks. Can I say that I'm Rick James though, and ask her if she wants coke?

Yeah I'm running out of time with this one so I need to implement this strategy asap.

Lol no coke or anything. UNLESS SHE TELLS YOU AFTER. Then yes, go for it.

Cuz if you ask then shis ganna think your weird and a "freak."

Just chill, and relax be normal. Dont act or look desperete.

Wear a tight shirt when you go ask for notes/homework and a nice cologne lol. Trust me, shit works.

Turbo>NA · 06-09-2010, 11:14 PM

But if your a true pimp

and if she asks you that very moment to get coke or coffee, blow her off.

She will be on your nuts and she will be on your demand.

and most importantly, shis ganna try 100x harder next time to be sexy and attractive the next meeting or day of class.

Dan in PA · 06-09-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

I'm 4" after getting out of icy water.

11 full mast. I'll PM you pics if you want.

I thought Americans measured in inches, not centimeters.

CollinsE90 · 06-09-2010, 11:16 PM

i think he measures with tic-tacs

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Schm

Ask her if she wants to tickle. . . . .

or maybe just ask her name, tell her you think she's attractive?

Edit: Talking about car= big no no. While I'm younger than you and not really in any position to give solid dating advice, i try to generally never talk to girls about my car (even though I'm basically obsessed with and spend way too much time washing it/on e90post)

I was thinking that I could be like Hey I'm Alec. Let my charming style do some work... I appoligize for being so forward but you are very cute and I have a 18" double sided dildo in my car. We can bust that shit out and I'll stretch you out.

Sorry I meant, you are very cute and I just wanted to come over and talk to you and get your name.

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

But if your a true pimp

and if she asks you that very moment to get coke or coffee, blow her off.

She will be on your nuts and she will be on your demand.

and most importantly, shis ganna try 100x harder next time to be sexy and attractive the next meeting or day of class.

Yes that shit works, but do you think that it would work on the goodie girls?

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

I thought Americans measured in inches, not centimeters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i think he measures with tic-tacs

You got mail!

Warning it's NSFW.

Dan in PA · 06-09-2010, 11:19 PM

lol BS BS BS!!! I have no new PMs

Alexander · 06-09-2010, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

lol BS BS BS!!! I have no new PMs

You checked!!! Eww. You are a gay Canadian!

Dan in PA · 06-09-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

You checked!!! Eww. You are a gay Canadian!

Lol you fail!!! When I receive a new PM, I get a pop up alert. Therefore it's possible for me to know you didn't send anything without being homosex.

Verbiage · 06-09-2010, 11:23 PM

Just be honest.

06-09-2010, 11:00 PM	#23
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 795 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	DONT talk about your car, dont talk about your ex's, try to keep her talking as much as possible if you do get her to respond and strike a short convo __________________
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 795 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	you arent in HS man, assholes win in the first years of dating, but the intellectual confident guys win the girls that are worth putting a ring on the finger, not a skank that can take a dick all the way down her throat __________________
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Turbo>NA xbox gamertag: HuGeBluEmOnKeY 268 Rep 3,757 Posts Drives: M-Sport LCI Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SoCal (626) iTrader: (2)	your lucky. This one is easy. I use this move, works all the time... "Hey, did you understand the homework?" or "hey sorry to bother you, but can I copy your notes?" or something along those lines.. get me? Its obviously ganna work, and once you do start copying her work or etc.. then.. say.. "my name is rick, whats yours?" or "this class blows right?" AFTER THAT YOUR GOLDEN! DO NOT ASK HER THAT MOMENT TO GET COFFEE OR GET TOGETHER TO STUDY! ASK HER THAT THE 2ND OR 3RD TIME. TRUST ME LOL FYI, if she declines you after you start a conversation about the class or homework, that means shis not into you and that shis a stuck up bitch. Leave her. Good luck __________________ E92 335i alpine white \| black dokota \| auto \| zpp \| zsp \| heated \| iPod - ltbmw : vorsteiner : linea corsa : h&r : k&n : e92-lighting : expectalot-vinyl - --GONE--
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Schm Colonel 165 Rep 2,731 Posts Drives: e90 330i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Missouri iTrader: (3)	Ask her if she wants to tickle. . . . . or maybe just ask her name, tell her you think she's attractive? Edit: Talking about car= big no no. While I'm younger than you and not really in any position to give solid dating advice, i try to generally never talk to girls about my car (even though I'm basically obsessed with and spend way too much time washing it/on e90post) __________________ 2006 E90 330i.
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Turbo>NA xbox gamertag: HuGeBluEmOnKeY 268 Rep 3,757 Posts Drives: M-Sport LCI Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SoCal (626) iTrader: (2)	But if your a true pimp and if she asks you that very moment to get coke or coffee, blow her off. She will be on your nuts and she will be on your demand. and most importantly, shis ganna try 100x harder next time to be sexy and attractive the next meeting or day of class. __________________ E92 335i alpine white \| black dokota \| auto \| zpp \| zsp \| heated \| iPod - ltbmw : vorsteiner : linea corsa : h&r : k&n : e92-lighting : expectalot-vinyl - --GONE--
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