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      04-14-2010, 04:19 PM   #23
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      04-14-2010, 04:38 PM   #24
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How do you seriously tell this to a woman you're fucking/about to marry?

You: Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
Her: What is it?
You: Um, well.. your vagina smells kind of funny.
Her:_______________
You: LMAO.
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If its a one time thing then its easy:

"oh and by the way - your pussy STANKS, look into that before the next guy comes around and maybe he wont kick you out as fast"

problem solved.
Yeah, but saying "oh and by the way," that means you already hit it/ate her out/whatever. So you just sucked it up before you said anything.
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LMFAO

Yeah, but saying "oh and by the way," that means you already hit it/ate her out/whatever. So you just sucked it up before you said anything.
well in the case of a one timer, think about it:
your out drinking, and bring some chick home. youve been making out, getting some dome, and then it comes time for some sex, do you tell her before hand and run a serious blue ball risk?

no.

you hit it, and show her the door.

the thread says marry, not if you would hit a stinker once and quit it.
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well in the case of a one timer, think about it:
your out drinking, and bring some chick home. youve been making out, getting some dome, and then it comes time for some sex, do you tell her before hand and run a serious blue ball risk?

no.

you hit it, and show her the door.

the thread says marry, not if you would hit a stinker once and quit it.
True, true. There's no way I could eat her out if she was stinkin though. I'd be gagging and shit. Haha. So it would be strictly hit it in that case.
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True, true. There's no way I could eat her out if she was stinkin though. I'd be gagging and shit. Haha. So it would be strictly hit it in that case.
+1

Eating it is a No Go.
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If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin
"If it smells like trout, get the fcuk out"
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How do you seriously tell this to a woman you're fucking/about to marry?

You: Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
Her: What is it?
You: Um, well.. your vagina smells kind of funny.
Her:_______________
You: LMAO.
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Hell no! It has to be shaved and smell normal.
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i dont know how they dont know, like seriously we smell ourselves after a gym workout etc...
Yeah. Considering sometimes I can smell it THROUGH their pants. Ugh.
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Yeah. Considering sometimes I can smell it THROUGH their pants. Ugh.
okay maybe that wasnt a real woman
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okay maybe that wasnt a real woman
nah there was a girl in my HS that had that rep of smelling it through her pants, i never got within arms reach of her...she was so nasty, and guys i know hit that shit...i couldnt understand it for the life of me how they did it
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How do you seriously tell this to a woman you're fucking/about to marry?

You: Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
Her: What is it?
You: Um, well.. your vagina smells kind of funny.
Her:_______________
You: LMAO.
It's better than the alternative of eating fish sandwiches for the rest of your married life.

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nah there was a girl in my HS that had that rep of smelling it through her pants, i never got within arms reach of her...she was so nasty, and guys i know hit that shit...i couldnt understand it for the life of me how they did it
It's high school - strange is strange.
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      04-14-2010, 09:27 PM   #39
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It's better than the alternative of eating fish sandwiches for the rest of your married life.



It's high school - strange is strange.
nah bro, this wasnt strange...it was borderline suicide
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Hey man, I like my double cheeseburgers. Thanks

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okay maybe that wasnt a real woman
Maybe it was the fish sandwich in her pocket?

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nah there was a girl in my HS that had that rep of smelling it through her pants, i never got within arms reach of her...she was so nasty, and guys i know hit that shit...i couldnt understand it for the life of me how they did it
Indeed, its just repulsing that you're a female and CAN'T smell that shit. And even if you do, but aren't doing anything about it, then that's even worse.

There are going to be those dudes that will do anything. Good thing men of our level of class need not stoop to such levels of vile vagina.
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Hey man, I like my double cheeseburgers. Thanks



Maybe it was the fish sandwich in her pocket?



Indeed, its just repulsing that you're a female and CAN'T smell that shit. And even if you do, but aren't doing anything about it, then that's even worse.

There are going to be those dudes that will do anything. Good thing men of our level of class need not stoop to such levels of vile vagina.


id rather fap to some of the pornstars in my thread than touch a girl like that
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I'd say no, but I refuse to go down on a girl so it probably wouldn't be an absolute deal-breaker.
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