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      03-26-2010, 02:36 PM   #23
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      03-26-2010, 04:08 PM   #24
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      03-26-2010, 04:37 PM   #25
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      03-26-2010, 06:19 PM   #27
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      03-26-2010, 06:24 PM   #28
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      03-26-2010, 06:29 PM   #29
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I literally have sex at least twice a day... This past week it's been constant. Wake up sex... Sex in shower... Sex during lunch... Sex when I get home... Sex after diner... Sex before bed...

We are nymphos.

So to answer your question eat, turn on a movie, have sex, turn off movie go upstairs to bed to have sex.
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      03-26-2010, 07:04 PM   #30
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I literally have sex at least twice a day... This past week it's been constant. Wake up sex... Sex in shower... Sex during lunch... Sex when I get home... Sex after diner... Sex before bed...

We are nymphos.

So to answer your question eat, turn on a movie, have sex, turn off movie go upstairs to bed to have sex.
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      03-26-2010, 07:16 PM   #32
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      03-26-2010, 07:16 PM   #33
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Eating her asshole out for hours followed by shitting out of my mouth.
Wow, you are a funny guy! No really, that was awesome. How long did you think about that before you typed it out.

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      03-26-2010, 10:09 PM   #34
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Wow, you are a funny guy! No really, that was awesome. How long did you think about that before you typed it out.

Quality like this really makes me want to stick around this place. Way to go.

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      03-27-2010, 12:46 AM   #35
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Also, PIITB and occasionally splunking.
i'm afraid to ask what splunking means in this context

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Eating her asshole out for hours followed by shitting out of my mouth.
you call him 'her'? I guess we know who wears the pants in your relationship.

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I had no idea when I asked what guys like to do with their friends that so many of you would come out of the closet like this. Although not gay myself, I do support the LGBT community, and gay rights in general, so I have to say you guys are a courageous group.

April fools, a bit early.
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      03-27-2010, 12:56 AM   #36
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      03-27-2010, 01:02 AM   #37
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      03-27-2010, 02:03 AM   #38
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why does it say 'hanging out with the guys' now? i guess dudes like eating their dude friend's assholes out.
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      03-27-2010, 02:11 AM   #39
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why does it say 'hanging out with the guys' now? i guess dudes like eating their dude friend's assholes out.
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      03-27-2010, 02:20 AM   #40
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why does it say 'hanging out with the guys' now? i guess dudes like eating their dude friend's assholes out.
apparently so.
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      03-27-2010, 03:39 AM   #41
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      03-27-2010, 03:45 AM   #42
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OP changed his original post from "what is your favorite thing to do with your girl"
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