diving gone wrong

Spool · 03-10-2010, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Spool, incorrect. You don't sniff test your own woman!

I sniff test before i go down, all the time...you don't know when ur woman is not fresh...what if she takes a shit 30 minutes prior to you eating it...you will smell the stench coming from her asshole near there...it is infected, not cleared for landing my friend...unless you want pink eye

JayKay335i · 03-11-2010, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

I sniff test before i go down, all the time...you don't know when ur woman is not fresh...what if she takes a shit 30 minutes prior to you eating it...you will smell the stench coming from her asshole near there...it is infected, not cleared for landing my friend...unless you want pink eye

A) Girls dont poop
B) If shes wiping in that direction, shes going to wind up with a worse infection than you.

Our urinary excretion machinery is far superior.

Alexander · 03-11-2010, 12:46 AM

I always smell check.

endofanera7 · 03-11-2010, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

lol i was expecting a fail video of some person diving into a pool

lol me too,

I didnt click for the lulz...I was all ready for a fucking gross graphic vid...

DougLikesBMW · 03-11-2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I sniff test before i go down, all the time...you don't know when ur woman is not fresh...what if she takes a shit 30 minutes prior to you eating it...you will smell the stench coming from her asshole near there...it is infected, not cleared for landing my friend...unless you want pink eye

This man knows his stuff.

(Spool I need a link to thread with pics of your Supra)

Feyd · 03-11-2010, 11:22 AM

th3 pink 3y3

burberry · 03-11-2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

I sniff test before i go down, all the time...you don't know when ur woman is not fresh...what if she takes a shit 30 minutes prior to you eating it...you will smell the stench coming from her asshole near there...it is infected, not cleared for landing my friend...unless you want pink eye

pinkeye ftl

Gavin@MMW · 03-11-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Dude...sniff test...always! you'd felt the talc if you did this..

Exactly.

number335 · 03-11-2010, 04:26 PM

where the hell is the youtube video?

Kroy · 03-11-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

DAMN!

+1

Memphis1 · 03-11-2010, 07:43 PM

BOOST3D · 03-12-2010, 08:55 AM

LMAO!!!!!

burberry · 03-12-2010, 10:17 AM

Looooooooool Fail!

03-11-2010, 12:46 AM	#25
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burberry Caffeine Addict 46 Rep 1,987 Posts Drives: E93 M3 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brooklyn, NY iTrader: (3)	Looooooooool Fail! __________________ '07 E90 335xi ► '09 E90 335i ► '08 E93 M3 ► ???
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