Haven't shit in a week.

EpicE92 · 06-18-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NewSong

This sounds kind of serious. If you have intestinal blockage, you need to get it fixed before you get an infection or go septic.

Yeah. I hope none of this happens. But im leaving to go to the doctor at 2 o clock. So i will UPDATE my first post and let everyone know how my ass is doing at that point.

Inspired · 06-18-2009, 01:39 PM

why not just go ER? seems pretty urgent especially for 1 week

GreenThree · 06-18-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by EpicE92

and ive been having EPIC farts.

LOL

Seriously I hope you feel better man

Sniz · 06-18-2009, 01:44 PM

oh man that sucks.....have fun

EpicE92 · 06-18-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sniz

oh man that sucks.....have fun

Sniz i just looked at your Tarpon on the fly thread. Epic... I am in key largo all the time. You convinced me to go look for some tarpon this weekend

.And alright guys thanks for the kind words. I am leaving my house now to go visit he DOC.

dr.jay · 06-18-2009, 01:53 PM

Dulcolax(sp?) I didnt go for 4 days once, I took 2 pills 2hrs later I was literally shitting non stop for about 5 minutes. Felt like a million bucks!!! Give it a whirl

1cleanm6 · 06-18-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

Dulcolax(sp?) I didnt go for 4 days once, I took 2 pills 2hrs later I was literally shitting non stop for about 5 minutes. Felt like a million bucks!!! Give it a whirl

lmfao!!!

MrAdams · 06-18-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

Dulcolax(sp?) I didnt go for 4 days once, I took 2 pills 2hrs later I was literally shitting non stop for about 5 minutes. Felt like a million bucks!!! Give it a whirl

ZJP · 06-18-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JeF4y

Nothing that coffee & cigarettes can't cure.

+1

People underestimate how powerful that combination can be.

Also eating a lot of fiber may help.

1cleanm6 · 06-18-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ZJP

+1

People underestimate how powerful that combination can be.

WOW i thought it only happened with me...

why does coffee n stogs make u shit?

ZJP · 06-18-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Boosted335

WOW i thought it only happened with me...

why does coffee n stogs make u shit?

Nicotine and caffeine act as stimulants. They make the muscles in your colon contract, from the top, down to the bottom. This action moves the material towards the exit.

UncleWede · 06-18-2009, 02:32 PM

caffeine/nicotine stimulate more than just your mind, the colon is a big muscle.

There are "evacuation kits" that they sell if you have to have a picture taken (colons always look 10 lbs. heavier on TV) that will get you moving in a HURRY!!!

TiAg335i · 06-18-2009, 02:42 PM

Coffee and beer are antidiuretic hormone blockers....meaning they block the absorption of water in the kidney, meaning you piss more and probably shit more too.

BTW at the end of the day you are probably going to have something shoved up your ass so good luck.

ragingclue · 06-18-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TiAg335i

BTW at the end of the day you are probably going to have something shoved up your ass so good luck.

Agreed.

Sara · 06-18-2009, 02:53 PM

ENEMA!

Los Angeles · 06-18-2009, 02:57 PM

Works like a charm.

And while you're at it, get a colonic from a reputable specialist. You need it.

Also, eat more fruit.

jayely1 · 06-18-2009, 03:16 PM

You could have IBS. Try taking Myalax or whatever its called. Try running with some hard shoes for 10-15 minutes. Kinda gross but it will loosen everything up in there. Getting kinda graphic but after running trying sitting on the john and have your legs on a stool so your feet are about 6-8" off the ground. It will help trust me. Update me!

jayely1 · 06-18-2009, 03:18 PM

Don't do laxatives to much, you will get dependent on them.

JeF4y · 06-19-2009, 11:14 AM

So what's the update? Did you die or blow out your O-Ring or what?

MCMLXXXIX · 06-19-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JeF4y

So what's the update? Did you die or blow out your O-Ring or what?

maybe hes still shitting lol jk

that post about coffee blocking your kidney from absorption...i HATE that so much. i piss out the atlantic ocean after i drink coffee now...

TiAg335i · 06-19-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JeF4y

So what's the update? Did you die or blow out your O-Ring or what?

why are you so concerned with another man's bowel movements?

boymonkey · 06-19-2009, 03:45 PM

OP's full of shit.

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Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 153 Rep 2,392 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	Works like a charm. And while you're at it, get a colonic from a reputable specialist. You need it. Also, eat more fruit.
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