Chuck Norris Facts

wt1110 · 06-10-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bols

eVitO · 07-09-2009, 12:10 AM

Chuck Norris isn't funny; stop laughing.

samwoo2go · 07-09-2009, 08:00 AM

Chuck Norris once looked into a mirror and the mirror immediately cracked. Even a mirror is not dumb enough to stand between 2 Chuck Norris.

drift90 · 07-09-2009, 02:27 PM

Did you know Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad?

amgthis · 07-09-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by drift90

Did you know Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad?

I Chuckled

UncleWede · 07-09-2009, 02:49 PM

I got a book of CN facts for father's day, I'll have to start adding some. I also got one on Chuck and Mr. T.

drift90 · 07-09-2009, 09:36 PM

^^ hurry up with that !

Chuck Norris was born with a beard and keen martial art skills.

Tondtar · 07-15-2009, 01:48 AM

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drift90 · 07-15-2009, 12:04 PM

Chuck norris challange lance armstrong to a "who has more balls" contest
Chuck norris won by 5

E90SLAM · 07-15-2009, 12:14 PM

Chuck Norris looked over towards China and this happened...

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=281608

Tondtar · 07-16-2009, 07:42 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ...Blasphemy!!!?

guardianangel3290 · 07-16-2009, 07:59 PM

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivers.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris once ate a 72 oz steak in a half hour. He spent the first 20 min fucking the waitress

The movie Alien VS Preditor was originally titled Alien and Preditor VS Chuck Norris, but it was scrapped in pre-production becasue noone would pay $11 to see a movie that lasted 14 seconds.

A man once stated the round-house kick wasnt the most effective way to kill a man. He was later found dead due to round-house related injuries.

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris's pants.

vash_241987 · 07-19-2009, 01:06 AM

During WWI the mustard gas attack's were actually Chuck Norris farts

Italteen3 · 07-20-2009, 01:16 PM

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

drift90 · 07-20-2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

LMFAO! thats a good one .

samwoo2go · 07-20-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

Chuck Norris looked over towards China and this happened...

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=281608

not cool man

a dude died from that

guardianangel3290 · 07-20-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

not cool man

a dude died from that

so?
do you really expect people not to laugh at a building tipping over like some sketchy ass legos just becasue someone died?

UncleWede · 07-20-2009, 11:46 PM

Chuck wipes with forty-grit sand paper

samwoo2go · 07-21-2009, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

so?
do you really expect people not to laugh at a building tipping over like some sketchy ass legos just becasue someone died?

yes sir! just like I expect people not to laugh about a design flaw US bridge collapse if some1 died in it. So if some1 laughs about a US tragedy, he is a terrorist, or he gets flamed and if he laughs about another country's tragedy he is now a fucking comedian or what? give me a break with that "America fuck ya" bullshit.

samwoo2go · 07-21-2009, 03:29 AM

you know what im not about to get into a serious debate with anyone on a joke thread, say whatever you want man, just know Karma is just around the corner, and anyone that laughs about another man's death better look both ways before crossing the street is all I got to say.

guardianangel3290 · 07-21-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

you know what im not about to get into a serious debate with anyone on a joke thread, say whatever you want man, just know Karma is just around the corner, and anyone that laughs about another man's death better look both ways before crossing the street is all I got to say.

hahaha ok dude. I guess we're all gonna fall through a subway grate for realizing the humor in China's "cost effective" approach to housing. Give me a break

vash_241987 · 07-21-2009, 01:19 PM

Chuck norris makes onions cry

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