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      01-18-2009, 05:53 PM   #23
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      01-18-2009, 06:07 PM   #24
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hahahah
well ....i never tried anal but few my frds did and they told me
after the girl got analed.....they alz find shit allover the bed the next morning!! LOL
so that kept me from doing it!!!!
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      01-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #25
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this is the only thing girls are good for!!!
my wife gets off every time she says it makes her feel naughty! it makes me feel naughty too hehe! two in the pink one in the stink boys!
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      01-18-2009, 08:23 PM   #26
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and my wife never pooped in our bed. if she did that probably still would not turn me off as im a fan of the phenom that is two girls one cup!
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      01-18-2009, 08:47 PM   #27
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      01-18-2009, 09:07 PM   #28
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and my wife never pooped in our bed. if she did that probably still would not turn me off as im a fan of the phenom that is two girls one cup!
Fuck dude, fuck. Sick shit, literally sick.
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      01-18-2009, 09:38 PM   #29
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and my wife never pooped in our bed. if she did that probably still would not turn me off as im a fan of the phenom that is two girls one cup!
Hey Hans,

Does your wife know that you post pictures of her from your wedding? :

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...3&postcount=75

and then you talk shit about her ruining your honeymoon in Paris? :

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...0&postcount=37

...and now you spill the bean about her anal desires here publicly. I mean WTF, dude? What happened to discretion and honoring sanctity of marriage? I mean, you may not give a rat's ass about these things but being so brash about it in a public forum is not so cool, man ...not at all!
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      01-18-2009, 09:55 PM   #30
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Hey Hans,

Does your wife know that you post pictures of her from your wedding? :

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...3&postcount=75

and then you talk shit about her ruining your honeymoon in Paris? :

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...0&postcount=37

...and now you spill the bean about her anal desires here publicly. I mean WTF, dude? What happened to discretion and honoring sanctity of marriage? I mean, you may not give a rat's ass about these things but being so brash about it in a public forum is not so cool, man ...not at all!

He's a fucking troll.



For the op, I'm out on sticking it in the pooper
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oh snap, inb4 continued trolling
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what? shut up addy. this thread is anal go or no go! i did not think that what i said was that bad.. its obvious you dont know my wife she does not care what i do on here. and the photos from the wedding i thought she looked pretty good that day she does not have many pics of herself so i posted them ya big girl!!! pick on some one else nancy.
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she would tell you the same thing. she loves it!
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      01-18-2009, 10:38 PM   #34
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do it..it's a whole new experience.
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what? shut up addy. this thread is anal go or no go! i did not think that what i said was that bad.. its obvious you dont know my wife she does not care what i do on here. and the photos from the wedding i thought she looked pretty good that day she does not have many pics of herself so i posted them ya big girl!!! pick on some one else nancy.
Post pictures of the Wifee...
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      01-18-2009, 10:58 PM   #36
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      01-19-2009, 01:01 AM   #37
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My friends view on it is "I think I would do it its just everytime I would be seeing a butt and just think I'm boning a guy." LOLOLOLOLOL sorry but he's got a point lolol....
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My friends view on it is "I think I would do it its just everytime I would be seeing a butt and just think I'm boning a guy." LOLOLOLOLOL sorry but he's got a point lolol....
Hmm, I dunno what kind of manly girls your friends are boning but...girls asses are sexy...(well not the fatties of course).

And haven't they ever done a girl doggystyle? I think not.
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      01-19-2009, 01:36 AM   #39
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Hmm, I dunno what kind of manly girls your friends are boning but...girls asses are sexy...(well not the fatties of course).

And haven't they ever done a girl doggystyle? I think not.
Just saying his opinion me I'm up for anything...
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Just saying his opinion me I'm up for anything...
I dunno dude...I'm pretty scared about gettin her last nights dinner's d00kz on my pen0r.

"Hey baby, isn't that the chicken parmesan you ordered last night?"

"Mmm, leftovers!"
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      01-19-2009, 01:47 AM   #41
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i never have, but i would love to try!

I have a feeling it isn't like it is in the pornos however... not nice and clean... i have a feeling my dick is going to look like a katrina victim by the end of the session.
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      01-19-2009, 02:31 AM   #42
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i never have, but i would love to try!

I have a feeling it isn't like it is in the pornos however... not nice and clean... i have a feeling my dick is going to look like a katrina victim by the end of the session.
Well from talking to one of my friends who does that with his wife, he says that you gotta first well clean em out, he said they gotta take the shiz pills then when there all cleaned out lube up alot and walla... lolol....But hey if your chick is up for it why not right? I mean dude my ex would always tell me us being christians(ya right we were the worst of the whole hall lol) as soon as we were married she would do ANY position or anything lolol...
Oh in case anyones wondering I've been told by my buddy that it hurts them?
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freaky girls like anal. enough said
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      01-19-2009, 03:29 AM   #44
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freaky girls like anal. enough said
yup! yup! my wife loves the cock shes all like and then im all like but if you try and talk them into it there all like and then your all like get good...
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