[kronzprinz]

usually a plain ol' intro works just fine.... or a half a dozen shots of tequila LOL!!!

[Whostheboss]

-Hi, Let's Fcuk!
-No?
-ok!

[M3SWEETNESS]

Wow guys, One good tip never use your car as a pick up line. It can only end up badly.....
I always open it up with something not to hurtful but a comment that I can make fun of them with. Once that gets their attention it can go many ways. You've got to remember that they have guys going up to them all the time asking if they want a drink of complementing them. You've got to set your self apart from the rest. By no means am I talking about telling them their face looks like they got hit by a semi lol. But if they are talking about something you can relate to use a sarcastic "Wow" or a "That's why it would never work out between you and me". They will either respond with laugh and another question about what or why. Or go on the defensive and more than likely look at you with the GTFO which you don't want them anyways. If they say they have a Boyfriend. Respond with "See I just barely meet you and your already telling me about your problems or I'm sorry" This will get two results they didn't actually have a b/f and will start to strike up a convo. Or they really do have a b/f which most of the time I'll still talk to them but only for a bit. If you don't think you can pull this off don't do it. Works for me may not work for others.

[NaViT]

haha this threads funny...

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by 335SWEETNESS

Wow guys, One good tip never use your car as a pick up line. It can only end up badly.....
I always open it up with something not to hurtful but a comment that I can make fun of them with. Once that gets their attention it can go many ways. You've got to remember that they have guys going up to them all the time asking if they want a drink of complementing them. You've got to set your self apart from the rest. By no means am I talking about telling them their face looks like they got hit by a semi lol. But if they are talking about something you can relate to use a sarcastic "Wow" or a "That's why it would never work out between you and me". They will either respond with laugh and another question about what or why. Or go on the defensive and more than likely look at you with the GTFO which you don't want them anyways. If they say they have a Boyfriend. Respond with "See I just barely meet you and your already telling me about your problems or I'm sorry" This will get two results they didn't actually have a b/f and will start to strike up a convo. Or they really do have a b/f which most of the time I'll still talk to them but only for a bit. If you don't think you can pull this off don't do it. Works for me may not work for others.

I like this guy's style sorta like me.
I dont give compliments.
Rather try to strike an interesting conversation thats serious but with a not so serious face. Make them feel like you really dont want them that bad... it will make em want to know why not and thus keep talking to you.
Dont be so desperate

[Couch]

Originally Posted by 335SWEETNESS

Wow guys, One good tip never use your car as a pick up line. It can only end up badly.....
I always open it up with something not to hurtful but a comment that I can make fun of them with. Once that gets their attention it can go many ways. You've got to remember that they have guys going up to them all the time asking if they want a drink of complementing them. You've got to set your self apart from the rest. By no means am I talking about telling them their face looks like they got hit by a semi lol. But if they are talking about something you can relate to use a sarcastic "Wow" or a "That's why it would never work out between you and me". They will either respond with laugh and another question about what or why. Or go on the defensive and more than likely look at you with the GTFO which you don't want them anyways. If they say they have a Boyfriend. Respond with "See I just barely meet you and your already telling me about your problems or I'm sorry" This will get two results they didn't actually have a b/f and will start to strike up a convo. Or they really do have a b/f which most of the time I'll still talk to them but only for a bit. If you don't think you can pull this off don't do it. Works for me may not work for others.

Good stuff.

Back to the joking side....

Guy: "I bet I can guess your weight."
Girl: "Really, how so?"
Guy: "By picking you up tonight."

If she laughs you continue the joke,

Guy: "I like the original line better."
Girl: "What's that?"
Guy: "How much?"

[richeerich03]

1. make eye contact with a girl, at least a couple times.. show her your interested, no stalker shit..
2. Walk up to her
3. lean in
4. whisper in her ear "you tag is sticking out"
5. fix it
6. turn and walk back to where you were..
Be smooth about it...

I can guarantee she will come over to you and thank you....

then the rest is up to you..

[kronzprinz]

what if it's a tagless T from hanes???

[kronzprinz]

or what if her front blouse button is open? do you want up and say: "you're button is open" and button it for her whilst getting a feel?? LOL!!!!

[richeerich03]

i guess your fucked then.. lol

nah.. I bet she won't even figure that out right away..
some Chicks are insecure about shit like that..

Your call...

[richeerich03]

Originally Posted by kronzprinz

or what if her front blouse button is open? do you want up and say: "you're button is open" and button it for her whilst getting a feel?? LOL!!!!

in your case, over analyzing it is gonna get you slapped in the face.. lol

[Whostheboss]

Fcuk these bitches anyway, look how you people are on here arguing about whos line will work and what will get you slapped.

We are supposed to be men, we own the world, Have some Charm, power and confident. Dont let women control you.

Thats the gesture you guys need to learn see how many woman (not whores) will find you attractive ( be very respectful too)

[SDTopless]

Don't compliment

Don't care

Don't buy drinks

Lastly, don't be a bitch ie. get walked all over (be confident)

[Tondtar]

"I can tell from your look that you love to shag older married men like me"

Works like charm every time

[richeerich03]

You guys ever watch, how I met your mom?
Just bust the naked man!!! LOL

[JOSG328I]

Originally Posted by richeerich03

You guys ever watch, how I met your mom?
Just bust the naked man!!! LOL

Hell yeah 2 out of 3 times ain't bad.

[kronzprinz]

Originally Posted by richeerich03

in your case, over analyzing it is gonna get you slapped in the face.. lol

i guess my sarcasm was too subtle... i was kidding...

next time i'll lay it on thicker

[richeerich03]

Originally Posted by kronzprinz

i guess my sarcasm was too subtle... i was kidding...

next time i'll lay it on thicker

hahaha.. I was playin also... all good..

[solefald]

hi, i noticed you from the other side of the bar, and i just knew that i had to come up and tell you how beautiful i am.

[Blake]

i like to do bar cleanup about 20 minutes before the bar closes...you don't have to buy them drinks because they're already drunk and any old pickup line will suffice

[Couch]

Originally Posted by richeerich03

You guys ever watch, how I met your mom?
Just bust the naked man!!! LOL

Oh no, woooh girls.

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by Blake

i like to do bar cleanup about 20 minutes before the bar closes...you don't have to buy them drinks because they're already drunk and any old pickup line will suffice

And how many cases of coyote arm have you had ??