Stop Smoking Crack...

BMW F22 · 05-05-2006, 02:17 PM

once you've been on here for so long, there's basically nothing else to talk about. All the topics have been covered (over and over).

anyhoo- did anyone mention "what color is you E90"??

MB330 · 05-05-2006, 02:17 PM

Rear of 335 looks like '96 Mazda 626!!!

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Originally Posted by gluck75

What is with people on the board this week? I mean...Is everybody smoking crack???

-330i disappearing
-E92 Influenced by Mustang
-Car making noises when you open the door
-335 costing 55k usd
-Mercedes Buying BMW...

Ok...so I made the last one up...but please...have we really run out of things to talk about or is everybody just on drugs this week?

JackMac · 05-05-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

anyhoo- did anyone mention "what color is you E90"??

Yes... Kind of proves the point, even within the same thread the forum repeats.

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Originally Posted by JackMac

Poll: Which factory is your E90 built in?
Poll: What color is your E90?
Poll: How old are you?
Poll: Income?
Poll: What options do you have?
Poll: What options do you want?
Poll: What mods did you do?
Poll: Blacklines, yes or no?
Poll: When do you change your oil?
Poll: Lease or own?
Poll: Do you use the search function (OK, I make this one up, of course we don't)

deutschmann59 · 05-05-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JackMac

No worries, you and 10 other people. You were first, however.

Enjoy the great PA weather this weekend! We need to set up a meet around here (South Jersey, Delaware, Southeast PA)

Ha ha ha! I'm trying. The weather is absolutely stunning this time of year--all the trees and flowers are blooming, the grass is finally getting green...but my allergies!

Ahhh-chooo!

ashecnc · 05-05-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sharp1183

Ha ha ha! I'm trying. The weather is absolutely stunning this time of year--all the trees and flowers are blooming, the grass is finally getting green...but my allergies!

Ahhh-chooo!

Yes mine too...badddddddddddddd

alpinewhite3 · 05-05-2006, 04:03 PM

haha you guys forgot the best one!
that one guy who was really disappointed by his 330i
b/c he thought his volvo xc90 was much more fun to drive.

Squawks · 05-05-2006, 04:16 PM

Most of the threads listed are just due to people not using the search feature. So, excluding those, here are my all-time favorites:

1) KAS exhuast looks so damn hot
2) Some Cold Stone bitch gave me too much ice cream and it spilled/ruined my trunk
3) I told my CA I'd give him all 5's on survey but I instead gave him all 0's - help!
4) Is it ok for me to debadge my 325 with 162's and put 330 badge on it?
5) BMWNA lost a set of spares when shipping my car back from Europe to the US! I hate BMWNA! I hate BMW ED! Should I get a refund?
6) Will an E90 make me more attractive to women?
7) I took my car in for service and they messed with my radio/CC settings - should I return the vehicle? Is it broken?
8) My boyfriend drove my car, bent my rim, and won't pay for the whole repair!

canucklion · 05-05-2006, 04:29 PM

my favourite:

"is it safe to get Sparkling Graphite? 'cuz I don't wan t people to not be able to see me at dusk, 'cuz y'know, Sparkling Graphite would bland in with the sky... and BAM..."

Squawks · 05-05-2006, 04:33 PM

Yup, that thread, started by DonneyGirl or something, holds two trophies because he's also the starter behind "Will the E90 make me more attractive to women?"

kal-el · 05-05-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by canucklion

my favourite:

"is it safe to get Sparkling Graphite? 'cuz I don't wan t people to not be able to see me at dusk, 'cuz y'know, Sparkling Graphite would bland in with the sky... and BAM..."

omg, that's so true......

mine is sparkling graphite, and I can't find my car last night at the parking lot

deutschmann59 · 05-05-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Squawks

Most of the threads listed are just due to people not using the search feature. So, excluding those, here are my all-time favorites:

1) KAS exhuast looks so damn hot
2) Some Cold Stone bitch gave me too much ice cream and it spilled/ruined my trunk
3) I told my CA I'd give him all 5's on survey but I instead gave him all 0's - help!
4) Is it ok for me to debadge my 325 with 162's and put 330 badge on it?
5) BMWNA lost a set of spares when shipping my car back from Europe to the US! I hate BMWNA! I hate BMW ED! Should I get a refund?
6) Will an E90 make me more attractive to women?
7) I took my car in for service and they messed with my radio/CC settings - should I return the vehicle? Is it broken?
8) My boyfriend drove my car, bent my rim, and won't pay for the whole repair!

Whew! I'm glad none of those posts were started by me!

noflash · 05-05-2006, 04:53 PM

If I press DTC is it ON or OFF?!?!?!?!??!

aphall · 05-05-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ToddPhilly

More cowbell...

I second that.

aphall · 05-05-2006, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squawks

Most of the threads listed are just due to people not using the search feature. So, excluding those, here are my all-time favorites:

1) KAS exhuast looks so damn hot
2) Some Cold Stone bitch gave me too much ice cream and it spilled/ruined my trunk
3) I told my CA I'd give him all 5's on survey but I instead gave him all 0's - help!
4) Is it ok for me to debadge my 325 with 162's and put 330 badge on it?
5) BMWNA lost a set of spares when shipping my car back from Europe to the US! I hate BMWNA! I hate BMW ED! Should I get a refund?
6) Will an E90 make me more attractive to women?
7) I took my car in for service and they messed with my radio/CC settings - should I return the vehicle? Is it broken?
8) My boyfriend drove my car, bent my rim, and won't pay for the whole repair!

This is a great thread. We should send all newbies to this thread first.

Romulus · 05-05-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ward

what about

is it OK to park my car on an angle??

oh sweet jesus, i had forgotten about that one.

there have been few times when i've wanted to hit someone so hard with the common sense stick..

MB330 · 05-05-2006, 11:21 PM

Here is onother perl from one of the member of this forum:

Ok, I placed my order today for a Jag Xk. - cant wait.

However, I will be keeping my e90.

1) Need a car I dont care about, to beat up, not worry on where I am parking, city driving.

2) I have associates that cant know I have tons of money when I meet with them, the e90 is good because its a ok-nice car to make a impression with, however it wont create jealousy amoung the people that actually make me money.

NaTuReB0Y · 05-05-2006, 11:35 PM

god damn george w. bush lied to us.......gas price is not going down!

i just filled up for $57.75...........$3.49/gallon

aphall · 05-06-2006, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

god damn george w. bush lied to us.......gas price is not going down!

i just filled up for $57.75...........$3.49/gallon

dude, natureboy... doesn't this go in "The ONE and only..." thread?

no, but gas prices are

JackMac · 05-06-2006, 09:18 AM

A few more:

RFT's, yes or no?
How often do you change your oil?

findtom · 05-06-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canucklion

my favourite:

"is it safe to get Sparkling Graphite? 'cuz I don't wan t people to not be able to see me at dusk, 'cuz y'know, Sparkling Graphite would bland in with the sky... and BAM..."

I missed that one.

findtom · 05-06-2006, 09:55 AM

Two things I hate on forums:

1- People that bitch about people posting stuff that could be found in the manual: The title says it all, if you don't like the question don't click the thread. Pretty much any question about the car can be answered somewhere, if not that manual then on BMW's website or Google.

2- People that bitch about reposts: Not everyone is here to read every thread that exists 24/7, and there are new members joining all the time that might like to participate in new discussions rather than search and read threads from 6 months ago. Forums are supposed to be interactive. I understand posting a question that has been beaten to death, or starting a new thread instead of finding a pre-existing one to add to... but come on.

Anyway, if you eliminated all the topics in this thread there would be no posts on this board.

Jason · 05-06-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by findtom

Two things I hate on forums:

1- People that bitch about people posting stuff that could be found in the manual: The title says it all, if you don't like the question don't click the thread. Pretty much any question about the car can be answered somewhere, if not that manual then on BMW's website or Google.

2- People that bitch about reposts: Not everyone is here to read every thread that exists 24/7, and there are new members joining all the time that might like to participate in new discussions rather than search and read threads from 6 months ago. Forums are supposed to be interactive. I understand posting a question that has been beaten to death, or starting a new thread instead of finding a pre-existing one to add to... but come on.

Anyway, if you eliminated all the topics in this thread there would be no posts on this board.

Excellent points. And that's why we don't make it a policy of locking any thread asking a question that has been asked before or can be found in the manual.

Sure it's courtesy to use the search function and the manual is an obvious choice to go to for many questions, but sometimes people simply forget to search or can't find the answer readily in a search (i.e. too common a search term) or can get an answer here faster than they can flipping through the manual.

That said, there are some threads mentioned above that are definitely silly though

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alpinewhite3 Major 579 Rep 1,069 Posts Drives: Currently searching Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	haha you guys forgot the best one! that one guy who was really disappointed by his 330i b/c he thought his volvo xc90 was much more fun to drive. __________________ 2019 G20 330i RWD 2014 F30 328i RWD 2009 E90 328i RWD 2006 E90 330i RWD 2002 E46 330i RWD
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Squawks One of my two dachshunds: 56 Rep 663 Posts Drives: B6 A4 3.0 Quattro Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ithaca, NY iTrader: (0)	Most of the threads listed are just due to people not using the search feature. So, excluding those, here are my all-time favorites: 1) KAS exhuast looks so damn hot 2) Some Cold Stone bitch gave me too much ice cream and it spilled/ruined my trunk 3) I told my CA I'd give him all 5's on survey but I instead gave him all 0's - help! 4) Is it ok for me to debadge my 325 with 162's and put 330 badge on it? 5) BMWNA lost a set of spares when shipping my car back from Europe to the US! I hate BMWNA! I hate BMW ED! Should I get a refund? 6) Will an E90 make me more attractive to women? 7) I took my car in for service and they messed with my radio/CC settings - should I return the vehicle? Is it broken? 8) My boyfriend drove my car, bent my rim, and won't pay for the whole repair! __________________ I'm sorry about my outlandish behavior - there's too much blood in my alcohol system.
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Squawks One of my two dachshunds: 56 Rep 663 Posts Drives: B6 A4 3.0 Quattro Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ithaca, NY iTrader: (0)	Yup, that thread, started by DonneyGirl or something, holds two trophies because he's also the starter behind "Will the E90 make me more attractive to women?" __________________ I'm sorry about my outlandish behavior - there's too much blood in my alcohol system.
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noflash Captain Caveman 160 Rep 1,715 Posts Drives: '06 325eyeyiyi Join Date: May 2005 Location: midwest iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	If I press DTC is it ON or OFF?!?!?!?!??! __________________ E90 325i Monaco Blue, Black Leatherette, Sport, Cold Weather, Xenon, Sat Prep, 18" BBS RGR Mods: Polorized Film for Business CD, added lumbar, rock chip on hood
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MB330 Major 57 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	Here is onother perl from one of the member of this forum: Ok, I placed my order today for a Jag Xk. - cant wait. However, I will be keeping my e90. 1) Need a car I dont care about, to beat up, not worry on where I am parking, city driving. 2) I have associates that cant know I have tons of money when I meet with them, the e90 is good because its a ok-nice car to make a impression with, however it wont create jealousy amoung the people that actually make me money. __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport
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NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 374 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	god damn george w. bush lied to us.......gas price is not going down! i just filled up for $57.75...........$3.49/gallon __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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findtom Colonel 132 Rep 2,658 Posts Drives: E60 545i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 545i [0.00]	Two things I hate on forums: 1- People that bitch about people posting stuff that could be found in the manual: The title says it all, if you don't like the question don't click the thread. Pretty much any question about the car can be answered somewhere, if not that manual then on BMW's website or Google. 2- People that bitch about reposts: Not everyone is here to read every thread that exists 24/7, and there are new members joining all the time that might like to participate in new discussions rather than search and read threads from 6 months ago. Forums are supposed to be interactive. I understand posting a question that has been beaten to death, or starting a new thread instead of finding a pre-existing one to add to... but come on. Anyway, if you eliminated all the topics in this thread there would be no posts on this board.
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