Funny words

fiveohwblow · 08-14-2021, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".

Hahaha honestly wasn't being that self serving, just hadn't heard it before. It ain't bad.

Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol

Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

Rum talking

Esteban · 08-14-2021, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".

Hahaha honestly wasn't being that self serving, just hadn't heard it before. It ain't bad.

Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol

Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

Rum talking

I can relate; Zinfandel talking.

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol

Cat or..... LOL

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

Rum talking

Is that you Murf993 ?

Esteban · 08-14-2021, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

Rum talking

Is that you Murf993 ?

Cause we can't say wet pussycat here, or can we? Guess we'll find out.

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 01:10 AM

A new one:

heat-seeking moisture missile blocker
Used in a sentence:

"Dude! Stop being such a heat-seeking moisture missile blocker."

fiveohwblow · 08-14-2021, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Is that you Murf993 ?

Murf doesn’t have the exclusive right to the sugar cane main

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Cause we can't say wet pussycat here, or can we? Guess I'll find out.

Pretty sure that’s just nature talk

fiveohwblow · 08-14-2021, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

A new one:

heat-seeking moisture missile blocker
Used in a sentence:

"Dude! Stop being such a heat-seeking moisture missile blocker."

FOH with the blocker

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

FOH with the blocker

Lol. Tell me about it but I remember a few back in the day.

fiveohwblow · 08-14-2021, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. Tell me about it but I remember a few back in the day.

I know a couple now. Marriage. Age.

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 01:17 AM

LMAO. Good point!

TiMSport · 08-14-2021, 01:18 AM

Alright I'm out. Have a good rest of the evening gentlemen.

bigrum · 08-15-2021, 09:28 PM

Shellac
Penalize
Dill weed
Cornhole
Turd burglar
Supposably (Friends)
"It's called tact, you fuck rag" (Scream)

Tommy-G · 08-16-2021, 07:11 AM

Crotch muffin
Weiner
C@ck gobbler

TiMSport · 08-16-2021, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bigrum

Shellac
Penalize
Dill weed
Cornhole
Turd burglar
Supposably (Friends)
"It's called tact, you fuck rag" (Scream)

Yeah I definitely agree with "cornhole". I mean who the hell came up with that? Furthermore, there's a g'dam sport named after it! I was shocked to see an actual competition on television the other day.

"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
" I wanna be a cornhole pro!"

3.0L · 08-16-2021, 10:01 AM

Group tightner.

Tommy-G · 08-16-2021, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah I definitely agree with "cornhole". I mean who the hell came up with that? Furthermore, there's a g'dam sport named after it! I was shocked to see an actual competition on television the other day.

"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
" I wanna be a cornhole pro!"

And they win purse money and have sponsors to top it off

UncleWede · 08-16-2021, 05:47 PM

PRANCERCISE

<mic drop>

amirite MKSixer ???

HFW003 · 08-17-2021, 06:25 AM

My favourite has to be Fuckstick.

wtwo3 · 08-17-2021, 08:40 AM

Better sharpen your butt shafts fellas....

iminhell1 · 08-17-2021, 07:22 PM

Coccyx

gatorfast · 08-17-2021, 08:48 PM

Smoothie

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