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View Poll Results: Pick your choice for the ugliest car of all time.
Pontiac Aztek 99 50.00%
Nissan Juke 15 7.58%
Nissan Cube 4 2.02%
Buick Skylark 1 0.51%
Fiat Multipla 28 14.14%
Fiat 500L 3 1.52%
Any late model Lexus 3 1.52%
BMW 4 series G22 45 22.73%
Isuzu Vehicross 0 0%
Hyundai Tiburon 0 0%
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      08-29-2020, 07:20 AM   #23
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I'd like to nominate the 1961 Plymouth Savoy as ugliest car. Design had been set to include fins when corporate heads learned the competition had moved on from fins. Eliminated they were, but what was left was an incredible expanse of trunk ugliness...sadly the front wasn't any better.

As for the Aztec, while it's said the design studio never had a meeting on it's final look, with effort they can be made to look more cohesive (and less dumpster looking).
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      08-29-2020, 07:59 AM   #26
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I owned one of these. Mine wasn't garishly festooned like this one.

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I owned one of these. Mine wasn't garishly festooned like this one.

Saab never made an ugly car.
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I'd like to nominate the 1961 Plymouth Savoy as ugliest car. Design had been set to include fins when corporate heads learned the competition had moved on from fins. Eliminated they were, but what was left was an incredible expanse of trunk ugliness...sadly the front wasn't any better.

As for the Aztec, while it's said the design studio never had a meeting on it's final look, with effort they can be made to look more cohesive (and less dumpster looking).
I'd love to know what hit that right-side fender. Whatever it was probably would total a brand new BMW these days...
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May I add Plymouth Prowler and Tesla Cybertruck to the list?
Cybertruck, yes. Prowler, no.
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I picked Nissan juke as it's just a piece of 5hit,cruel I know but fair in my book.
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I actually forgot about the Fiat Multipla. We didn't get those here in the USA that I know of, but damn, that one has to be at the top. I'd like to change my vote lol

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If it is thundering and lightening outside... you may want to stay indoors.

And definitely do not stand under any trees.

Just sayin'
Are you the driver of the Popemobile ?
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while I understand the love of hating the Aztek, I don't really think it's fair - It's a crossover that was like 15 years too soon. If Pontiac still existed and released it in 2017, no one would give it's looks a second thought.

The Vehicross's terrible appearance however is timeless.
I had one as a rental back in 2007-08. The suspension was so poorly done that to this day it is the only car which actually felt unsafe driving.
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Are you the driver of the Popemobile ?
No, but I have family "in the business".
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The Aztec easily as it was DOA. Bob Lutz mentions that GM rejected the market research and released it despite it being the worst vehicle they ever brought to a product clinic;

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I 2nd adding Tesla Cybertruck to the polls.
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Aztek. Hands down. I’d take any car on this list before an Aztek! There is a reason Walter White ditched that piece of shit as soon as he got some cash. 😂
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seriously no nissan murrano vert....
Yeah, those are violently bad, especially the weird roof. But it has been so bad that it stopped LR from trying it too.

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No man, there are some WRONG answers lol.

I thought it was gonna be the Aztek but at least it has good proportions...the Multipla....wth.......it's like they combined a windowed bread van top w a deformed sedan body LMAO. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A face only a mother could....who are we kidding? She probably shot it in the face herself!!
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