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      08-22-2018, 03:24 PM   #23
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I'm so gonna call our State department and demand a job as a marketing executive.
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That's my autocorrect helping out again! I wrote flip, edit: flick!!!!!!!!! Fucking autocorrect! and ended up with a flip (which should be a term too, just ask my bestie who combined the two a week back, and called me to "handle it". He was sober, just stupid enough and telling the wife he drove it was too much for his manly ego.)

Sorry. I'm having mild finger issues, I have no skin in mine and a beer , and dyslexia. This is a perfect storm for bad posts.
rats...i was hoping you'd take the bait and invent some kind of depraved sex act on the fly. it didn't work, although i appreciate Real Dodger jumping in to fill the hole (hehe)
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rats...i was hoping you'd take the bait and invent some kind of depraved sex act on the fly. it didn't work, although i appreciate Real Dodger jumping in to fill the hole (hehe)
Dodger is my forum anal bead. He fills in when needed and a full string of pearls don't need the workout.

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      08-22-2018, 03:38 PM   #26
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We don't have foxes in petting zoos I hope and I truly wonder just how exactly Ivan's kid managed that but then I remembered yet an other story from my childhood.

Kolmården Zoo in Sweden, in 1987 had the pleasure of hosting a family Lups trip.

My dad kept pissing me off by demanding I'd stay away from the pen of the musk oxes. It went really well, one of them kept charging on the pen and I thought standing next to it was the coolest thing ever. We had some mild disputes over the issue which I, like the good pacifist I am and was, solved by throwing the biggest spruce cone straight to his balls.

I don't know how a person who to this day has never hit a target managed that at the age of five, but it became clear fast I managed to do a great job.

The zoo staff ran in to help, they thought my dad had been hit by the ox and my mother bravely ran away earlier when she realized that I was being me again. Dad was put in an ambulance already before he could recover enough to explain to them that the animals weren't his issue, his demon kid was.

Maybe this is a plot by the swedes to settle the zoo score. Zlaatan , any comments? Did you send in the Russians to give us a bad name? We'll fuck ya too!
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You and I need to have a real talk. This whole peace thing we've been doing for abt 210 years (with hockey seasons cut off, five.) of peace we've had going on: yeah, fuck you and you I heard Abba singing so double hate spewed!

(I've been digging 2.5 meters deep and 1 meter wide drenches around a house. It's epically horrible and going very badly. Gimme my swedish hating!)
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      08-22-2018, 05:49 PM   #28
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Naali!

That's what that stupid overgrown rat is in Finnish!

Now that I figured out the name for the damn fur ball, I'm off to bed.

I'll leave you with this: a Russian started a thread about visiting Finland. Ivan is cool and I just sent him a friend invite but come the fuck on... My war time location is 100 miles east from that location cuz we have so many people guarding our swedish border.

I've been laughing my my ass off (well not but if Ivan does a visit with a bang, then I will!) reading this, and I want to thank you all for your kind words towards the views shown!
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      08-22-2018, 05:54 PM   #29
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Is it true that Finland is not aligned with NATO?
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Nice pics. That fox looks fake
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Stay the fuck out, you're a sick, twisted man obviously if you want to come here!
Wait, I thought that was a requirement? Now I'm banned?
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Is it true that Finland is not aligned with NATO?
We are not members, just partners. We have some mild issues with alliances thanks to ours always getting us killed and if nothing else works we go find the worst guy ever to align with.
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A new fetish is born!

Scandinavian flick: sex in a fox pen in a petting zoo. The ultimate is when the fox bites you on the ass during the act.

But no chickens (or other poultry) allowed.
I love the pic with the ducks.
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Sorry, but it's not a fake arctic fox. It seemed to me that through the grate is not a good photo.
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You and I need to have a real talk. This whole peace thing we've been doing for abt 210 years (with hockey seasons cut off, five.) of peace we've had going on: yeah, fuck you and you I heard Abba singing so double hate spewed!

(I've been digging 2.5 meters deep and 1 meter wide drenches around a house. It's epically horrible and going very badly. Gimme my swedish hating!)
Hey it's not my fault that you love to punish yourself by digging a hole for an entire summer in 40 degree heat. But if you want to end the peace treaty then there's not much I can do about it, just don't come crying to me when the milk bag-fanatics start mocking your country for crashing out of every hockey tournament in that spectacularly unique Finnish way you're so known for.
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Hi-hi )) began a dispute in the style "younger brother / older brother"
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i don't want to mess with Finns, i hear they have the world's best snipers. although i assume the Russians will want to dispute that.
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i don't want to mess with Finns, i hear they have the world's best snipers. although i assume the Russians will want to dispute that.
No they don't. During the winter war Stalin's propaganda arm actually spoke highly of them just to explain why they couldn't walk all over us.
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No they don't. During the winter war Stalin's propaganda arm actually spoke highly of them just to explain why they couldn't walk all over us.
I'm glad you're building a trench around the new place, but isn't that more of a WW1 thing?
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I'm glad you're building a trench around the new place, but isn't that more of a WW1 thing?
I was think more medieval: she's going to need some alligators for the moat
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I'm glad you're building a trench around the new place, but isn't that more of a WW1 thing?
oh, they should consult the French on this project. they built something called the 'Maginot Line', that worked brilliantly
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