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      07-30-2018, 10:44 PM   #23
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And mines the 1st. Married 22 years now...so, same here
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      07-30-2018, 11:29 PM   #24
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      07-31-2018, 01:55 AM   #25
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      07-31-2018, 10:01 AM   #26
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anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?
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      07-31-2018, 10:35 AM   #27
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anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?
I'd say talk to the OP, but I imagine he's too busy hitting the resend button frantically every minute or two to his wife, in hopes that she'll give in in time...

But seriously, why wouldn't you just google it? He gave you all the info, Toronto sun, author, etc.
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      07-31-2018, 02:45 PM   #28
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anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?
Here you go, good luck.....I could talk to her for you if you like, put in a good word.

https://torontosun.com/life/sex-file...-are-you-ready
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      07-31-2018, 03:07 PM   #29
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Here you go, good luck.....I could talk to her for you if you like, put in a good word.

https://torontosun.com/life/sex-file...-are-you-ready
God speed, friend. We have three kids..
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      07-31-2018, 03:10 PM   #30
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So, it's national beat off day?
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      07-31-2018, 03:12 PM   #31
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God speed, friend. We have three kids..
Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

There is a relatively simple fix though...get fixed. If there is no danger to having a fourth, she might be inclined to have sex more often. Might is the key word of course.
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So, it's national beat off day?
Basically. Whether married or not, men everywhere will celebrate this day most likely in this fashion, as they did the day before it and the day after it. Which maybe is not so much of a special occasion after all.
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      07-31-2018, 03:30 PM   #33
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Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
Not if she had all three via C-section!
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Not if she had all three via C-section!
Man who knows stuff right here....
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People who made that shirt could've at least bothered to look up the spelling of ORGASM.
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Typo? Or am I not getting it?
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      07-31-2018, 04:31 PM   #38
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Typo? Or am I not getting it?
Sam wants to have a good time?
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      07-31-2018, 04:35 PM   #39
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      07-31-2018, 06:09 PM   #40
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What bullshit commercialism. I'll make sure not to have any orgasms tomorrow. Who's with me?
Apparently I am - come to find out the wife's raggin' it. Guess I'm out for my B-Day too.

And yes, my wife is fully aware that her mouth still works.
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      07-31-2018, 06:13 PM   #41
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Apparently I am - come to find out the wife's raggin' it. Guess I'm out for my B-Day too.

And yes, my wife is fully aware that her mouth still works.
Every red day is a b j day wtf get her on it
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      07-31-2018, 06:23 PM   #42
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God speed, friend. We have three kids..
Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

There is a relatively simple fix though...get fixed. If there is no danger to having a fourth, she might be inclined to have sex more often. Might is the key word of course.
Love that saying(here to hoping for a renovation of hallway).....better to give yourself a hand if no reno.
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What bullshit commercialism. I'll make sure not to have any orgasms tomorrow. Who's with me?
Wow...you're just determined not to have any happiness in your life whatsoever.

Guess I have to at least respect how committed you are to this personal philosophy of being contrarian and miserable.
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      07-31-2018, 06:51 PM   #44
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Wow...you're just determined not to have any happiness in your life whatsoever.

Guess I have to at least respect how committed you are to this personal philosophy of being contrarian and miserable.
lol, this guy really got offended by some posts I made in another thread. Lighten up Francis!

I ended up having a good wank anyway.
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