Mens Grooming Tips

UncleWede · 07-05-2018, 01:47 PM

So I got to say that it's really nice of you, JUDY, to seek out helpful tips for your man.

Guys like their woman to have some helpful hints, as long as delivered nicely.

amirite, guys???

King Rudi · 07-05-2018, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So I got to say that it's really nice of you, JUDY, to seek out helpful tips for your man.

Guys like their woman to have some helpful hints, as long as delivered nicely.

amirite, guys???

What can I say? It's all about the tips.

UncleWede · 07-05-2018, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

What can I say? It's all about the tips.

That's what she said

King Rudi · 07-05-2018, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

What can I say? It's all about the tips.

That's what she said

Really??? I set you up for countless "Just the tip" jokes and you let me down with some Michael Scott bullshit. Do you feel this look of disappointment?

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 07-05-2018, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sometimes I use Axe .

dude you are doing it wrong. Gotta use tag, come one now rookie mistake

///M Power-Belgium · 07-05-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

dude you are doing it wrong. Gotta use tag, come one now rookie mistake

Yeah , Tag works 2

Darth One · 07-05-2018, 03:58 PM

i honestly didn't know what a "shavette" was until now.

UncleWede · 07-05-2018, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Really??? I set you up for countless "Just the tip" jokes and you let me down with some Michael Scott bullshit. Do you feel this look of disappointment?

Hit the hanging slider
Personal dig
Hit the hanging slider
Personal dig

Decisions, decisions, decisions. . .

RABAUKE · 07-05-2018, 04:18 PM

RABAUKE · 07-05-2018, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah , Tag works 2

Whoops....lol

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 07-05-2018, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RABAUKE

Whoops....lol

also crazy how these commericials used to fly back in the day. nothing nearly as provocative or anti feminist

King Rudi · 07-05-2018, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hit the hanging slider
Personal dig
Hit the hanging slider
Personal dig

Decisions, decisions, decisions. . .

I don't think there is a wrong answer here.

RickFLM4 · 07-05-2018, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Mingwan · 07-05-2018, 08:54 PM

I use head and shoulders for dry scalps for my hair. Works well. I may sometimes take a bottle of honey and squeeze it over my head and use it with my shampoo. Helps with shine. I use oatmeal body wash to help my skin stay moisturized. Also may use vitamin C extract from time to time on my face. Helps with coloration and overall health. In the hair industry, there’s a fancy technique of cutting hair with fire in order to increase texture and volume. I never did that, but I did try putting a lighter to my balls to trim it with fire. Doesn’t work well.

155MPH · 07-06-2018, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

.... I never did that, but I did try putting a lighter to my balls to trim it with fire. Doesn’t work well.

UncleWede · 07-06-2018, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

but I did try putting a lighter to my balls to trim it with fire. Doesn’t work well.

n00b. The lighter is to light the farts as they emerge. You have to align your body so the flame burns upwards and singes the ball-hairs. #whippersnappers

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2018, 08:46 AM

Wipe your ass

wrickem · 07-06-2018, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

For example, as men get older we will have to fight the battle of ear hair; not only in the canal but around the lobe, etc. I use a cigarette lighter to lightly wave against the area to singe it off so that I don't have long hairs or peach fuzz in the ear area. I also use a dedicated hair trimmer for the canal as to not develop a forest in there.

Sounds kind of dangerous but at least you take care of your ear hair.

We refer to my car salesman "Mr Fuzzear" because it looks like he has Eugene Levy's eyebrows glued to his ears.

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Sounds kind of dangerous but at least you take care of your ear hair.

We refer to my car salesman "Mr Fuzzear" because it looks like he has Eugene Levy's eyebrows glued to his ears.

That's a pretty funny analogy. Not really dangerous at all. The first time I saw it done, it was done to me at a swanky ass hair cuttery. The guy rolled a piece of paper in a cone shape, lit it and went around my ears with it. Took 2 seconds and cleaned it all up. I've been doing it since.

Germanauto · 07-06-2018, 10:00 AM

ALWAYS use wet wipes after taking a sh*t. For as "clean" as we Americans think we are, it astounds me that most people are content with using a dry piece of paper to wipe fecal excrement. Do you really think that does the job 100%?

Also, baby powder on my balls after showering.

King Rudi · 07-06-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

ALWAYS use wet wipes after taking a sh*t. For as "clean" as we Americans think we are, it astounds me that most people are content with using a dry piece of paper to wipe fecal excrement. Do you really think that does the job 100%?

Also, baby powder on my balls after showering.

This! At work I use the tp, then paper towel for drying hands lightly wetted and then dry up.

Darth One · 07-06-2018, 10:16 AM

wet wipes are important when you're taking a shit in uncharted waters, but as far as one's home, the true ballers install bidets in their toilets

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