[jaye944]

With a proviso that you get them back or get paid the money back
(when you split)

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Boob job!

[jaye944]

It's still cheaper than doing time in the big house

Originally Posted by Axius

Divorce is expensive

[jaye944]

Remember she HAS YOU, so she is VERY VERY LUCKY,
after all, she could have married a Muslim guy and been part of his harem, wearing a burka and not being able to drive.
She could have been born in the 1800's in Ireland and had 15 children and digging up potatoes.

Yep all things considered I think she should feel pretty damn lucky !

Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

Wife turning 30 tomorrow what to do trade in for something younger,
less miles or run her down until wheels fall off
That was a joke I love my wife Cant believe how time fly so fast
Don't know what to buy for her its big year any ideas???

[EL Jeffe 5]

Originally Posted by wrickem

Don't cancel those reservations at the restaurant by where you used to live just yet.

The sales staff in the LV store took advantage of you being a man when you bought that "purse". It's actually a "box" and your wife will definitely be able to tell the difference.

I checked

[jaye944]

Let me learn yoo's guy's a few things,

You got it all wrong,

1> Never feed them or you'll never get rid of them
(if you've already done the above)

2> Keep it sparkly, shiny and most of all CHEAP, keep the bar low otherwise, you will need to keep raising it.

Start off with getting her a 6 pack, or some power tools (which she'll never use - but you can)

DO NOT EVER get them expensive jewelry, (CZ's are the order of the day)

Did you give them an engagement ring? You didn't use the old 3 months wages thing

Onion ring or pepsi can ring pull

There now you know...

OH, thoes rules dont apply to GF's or mistresses, because you are g'teed a blowie
Of course they know you can walk anytime, where as a wife as your meat and 2 veg in her purse

School is out

[TomD335xicoupe]

Wife is turning 60 this May buying her small gifts since January, stuff like True Religion Jeans, Shoes, Concert tickets, No Joke New Central Vac hose I know but she was very excited about it who knew, , expensive dress, Tory Birch bag, every time I take her to the mall I surprise her with something. , telling her she is special and this year I just want her to celibate all year long, I know I will get hit for something come May but WTF she has put up with my BS for 42 years.
So as you see you could cut and run now or start saving it up for the inevitable. HB to her, have fun remember this is not a dress rehearsal.

[RickFLM4]

Originally Posted by TomD335xicoupe

Wife is turning 60 this May buying her small gifts since January, stuff like True Religion Jeans, Shoes, Concert tickets, No Joke New Central Vac hose I know but she was very excited about it who knew, , expensive dress, Tory Birch bag, every time I take her to the mall I surprise her with something. , telling her she is special and this year I just want her to celibate all year long, I know I will get hit for something come May but WTF she has put up with my BS for 42 years.
So as you see you could cut and run now or start saving it up for the inevitable. HB to her, have fun remember this is not a dress rehearsal.

Good idea except for bolded part...

[3GFX]

Originally Posted by Fundguy1

Cheaper to keeper. Just keep up the maintenance.

This.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Boob job!

Still cheaper than the alternative.

Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

not sure about extravagant but going to Mexico in may
she loves beach

Good idea!

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Just get a weekend car. The wife is a daily beater.

Cheaper in the short term, maintenance in the long run will kill you.

They don't build em like they used to.













Wait till she's 40 and then trade her in for two 20 year olds

[Josh (PA)]

I'd try the ole Bananna in the Tailpipe trick.

Edit: I assume a "spray on some leather conditioner on her seat" joke is taking it too far?

[TomD335xicoupe]

Yep typo could have a serious impact on Friday nights.