Thin toilet paper worth it?

Diesel X5 · 08-06-2016, 10:16 AM

I call them Hillary tickets.

Dackelone · 08-06-2016, 10:18 AM

Do you know what the Germans do with old speeding tickets?

Speeding tickets are collected by a national database located in Flensburg, Germany(located on the North border with Denmark). This bureaucratic office produces so much waste paper they send it across the border to Denmark. There... the Danes recycle the paper and produce the cheapest, roughest toilet (sand)paper sold in Germany!

I kid you not!

MKSixer · 08-06-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dackelone

Do you know what the Germans do with old speeding tickets?

Speeding tickets are collected by a national database located in Flensburg, Germany(located on the North border with Denmark). This bureaucratic office produces so much waste paper they send it across the border to Denmark. There... the Danes recycle the paper and produce the cheapest, roughest toilet (sand)paper sold in Germany!

I kid you not!

Does this give us permission to wipe our butst with any speeding ticket we receive from now on?

DSB335d · 08-06-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.

I normally just clean under my fingernail with my teeth

There was a really disgusting guy I used to work with that never washed his hands

we had a meeting at work and someone called him out because he was biting his nails or licking his fingers, someone said to him that must've been some good shit!!

TXSTYLE · 08-06-2016, 04:15 PM

First of all... MOIST WIPES FTW!!!

Second... Uhhm YES! it does. I alternate depending on sale price between only these 2:

kprocivic · 08-06-2016, 04:25 PM

i use a combo of thin ass tp and baby wipes. my shit fresh yo.

TrAcK TRaP · 08-06-2016, 04:27 PM

And anyone here washing their ass after poop?

MKSixer · 08-06-2016, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

i use a combo of thin ass tp and baby wipes. my shit fresh yo.

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Originally Posted by N54CherryHill

And anyone here washing their ass after poop?

We are officially through the looking glass.

PINeely · 08-07-2016, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.

I know a guy who did this in basic. Used one square to wipe most of it then wrapped up his finger for the rest.

But yes, I can make a roll of the quality stuff last almost twice as long. Totally worth it IMO.

Aatish · 08-07-2016, 09:33 PM

LOL. A hotel supply guy I know once ordered some Chinese toilet paper samples. Cost were supposedly half of what he kept in stock at the time. The Chinese stuff was super thin and had no perforations separating the individual sheets. Wouldn't tear with a tug, would require both hands to rip a piece. Also didn't break apart that well, so it clogged toilets.

MKSixer · 08-07-2016, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

LOL. A hotel supply guy I know once ordered some Chinese toilet paper samples. Cost were supposedly half of what he kept in stock at the time. The Chinese stuff was super thin and had no perforations separating the individual sheets. Wouldn't tear with a tug, would require both hands to rip a piece. Also didn't break apart that well, so it clogged toilets.

I'm guessing this stuff was heartily endorsed by the local plumbers union...

Aatish · 08-07-2016, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm guessing this stuff was heartily endorsed by the local plumbers union...

It's the only foreign product they support lol

KingOfJericho · 08-08-2016, 08:55 AM

Scott 4 EVA.

I actually hate the puffy, soft stuff. I buy the giant brick of Scott from Costco.

jaye944 · 08-08-2016, 09:16 AM

as a first choice; Wetwipes all the way!

(I had a hemmy prob) which resolved, now wiping the dedicates with the equivalent of sandpaper makes me shudder, also sometimes my metformin gives me the runs,

so at home (and work) I have huggies wipes etc to hand sometimes I find the hemmy wipes good (but expensive) they have witch hazel

more than TP but my BUM deserves it

OutlawX3M · 08-08-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by te37

Cannot believe this is actually a topic.

I was just going to post the same thing.... slow day here on the Forum.

M3 Number 86 · 08-08-2016, 10:37 AM

If you're the type to always get the perfect shit (wipe and nothing on the paper) then thin paper will be worth it.

Just make sure it's because of perfect consistency and not because it just dried up while looking at Bimmerpost off topic too long whilst shitting.

UncleWede · 08-08-2016, 11:55 AM

Don't you guys have a Jacuzzi at the gym????

Banana Hammock · 08-08-2016, 12:02 PM

You play with fire and you're gonna get burned.

Kidscollege$ · 08-08-2016, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.

I was on a bridge construction site one day and the bridge foreman introduced me to the guy cleaning the "Johnny on the Spot" toilets. He was the owner of the company that supplied the portable toilets...Anyway, this guy comes over with a blue towel slung over his shoulder and sticks his hand out to shake hands...His hands were the color of the blue toilet water! HOLY SHIT! I am sure the look on my face was funny...

te37 · 08-08-2016, 08:44 PM

Forum filled with 70K+ cars and your concerned about saving cents on toilet paper.

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Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	LOL. A hotel supply guy I know once ordered some Chinese toilet paper samples. Cost were supposedly half of what he kept in stock at the time. The Chinese stuff was super thin and had no perforations separating the individual sheets. Wouldn't tear with a tug, would require both hands to rip a piece. Also didn't break apart that well, so it clogged toilets.
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