What NOT to Do at a Wildlife Safari Park!

smoosh · 07-25-2016, 05:50 PM

Man..

Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...

nholmes · 07-25-2016, 06:06 PM

Bruh.

Naz24 · 07-25-2016, 06:11 PM

Darwin award goes to....

Flying Ace · 07-25-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Man..

Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...

actually no, I don't get out of my car in a tiger cage....so that thought has never occurred to me.

smoosh · 07-25-2016, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

actually no, I don't get out of my car in a tiger cage....so that thought has never occurred to me.

My comment was a general statement, not just about this case...

Hiking, camping, expedition, safari...bears, tigers, lions, etc...

OutlawX3M · 07-25-2016, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Man..

Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...

Over the past 10 years I've been to a few funerals where the person died suddenly due to an accident. I can't help but think, this person woke up that morning going through their usual routine without a clue it was going to be their last day. Freaks me out.

In this case, I think someone forgot who or more to the point, what sits at the top of the food chain. It's not humans.

M3 Number 86 · 07-25-2016, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Tiger uppercut.

Looked like tiger knee to me.

smoosh · 07-25-2016, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw M3

Over the past 10 years I've been to a few funerals where the person died suddenly due to an accident. I can't help but think, this person woke up that morning going through their usual routine without a clue it was going to be their last day. Freaks me out.

In this case, I think someone forgot who or more to the point, what sits at the top of the food chain. It's not humans.

Ugh, makes me shiver thinking about it...

Samurai of 2day · 07-25-2016, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Tiger uppercut.

Looked like tiger knee to me.

She should have done a spinning bird kick.

Wins every time

08njSTEP · 07-25-2016, 06:34 PM

Isn't that called a Chinese fire drill, when you all jump out of the car and run around and then ......get eaten by a TIGER!

Teufel_Hunden · 07-25-2016, 06:59 PM

Tigers, sharks, bears, alligators, etc... just doing what is inherently natural to them. They are predators and when you are in their environment you are no longer on top of the food chain.

It's not as if you can hold a "don't eat the humans" training session...

PoorLurker · 07-25-2016, 07:37 PM

You guys are a bit too harsh. Maybe they were doing a firedrill... in China... because...

sucks that someone lost their life and the impact it will have on the family. Also, sucks for the animal that may lose his/her life.

SJTrance · 07-28-2016, 02:10 PM

Super sucks that someone ELSE lost their life due to the idiocy of this moron. I hope she goes to jail for that nonsense.

mantis · 07-28-2016, 02:12 PM

hahahahahahaha thinning the herd.

Maestro · 07-28-2016, 02:25 PM

Okay it was a date, the mom was in the back seat, and the woman did not look like she was really that upset.

Next, the army was already sitting there coming to save the day.

1MOREMOD · 07-28-2016, 02:29 PM

I would try to pet them

jtodd_fl · 07-28-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I would try to pet them

Heavy petting?

RJ_ · 07-28-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Isn't that called a Chinese fire drill, when you all jump out of the car and run around and then ......get eaten by a TIGER!

Let's breathe some new life into this phrase and start calling it a Chinese Safari.

1MOREMOD · 07-28-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Heavy petting?

I will allow it

t3chnobrat · 07-28-2016, 02:57 PM

Darwin will hit his quota this month!

VRG_135 · 07-28-2016, 03:31 PM

HA HA! Though I hate laughing at someone expense like this......

E46M3forRay · 07-28-2016, 05:15 PM

Bring this just in case

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