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      07-15-2016, 11:17 PM   #23
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Yeah I banged a chick drunk as hell that could have been a linebacker in the nfl. I was trying to not puke.
taking one for the team, i like that
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      07-15-2016, 11:17 PM   #24
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Been with a chick when bf/husband came home stayed in the room and he went to bathroom booked it and he gave chase
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      07-16-2016, 08:42 AM   #25
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I just thought of two more....throughout my career I've had women friends that kissed on the lips when meeting up. I guess it's like a hug squared.

One night I decide I'm gonna go for it with Sandy, so I slip in the tongue. Immediately she goes hey!! We're just friends. Shot down!!

It prolly took me a month to recover, I mean I was around 20....

The other girl "friend" was Amy. Actually, if you watch reruns, she resembled Dan Akroyd's wife back in "Bosom Buddies." One night in the car after a hockey game, I slip her the tongue. Redemption!! This time it lead to a wonderful night of enjoyment....

I just wish that the stories of hooking up, outnumbered those of getting shot down....lol
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      07-16-2016, 10:07 AM   #26
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There was this women in college, good ole Humboldt State, that lived in the apartment below me. Wasn't the prettiest in the toolbox, but this one was a tornado in the bed. I'm talking straight porn star status. Since my vocabulary has been exposed to only 10000 words let me paint a picture for you. This women would wake up but ass naked cooking breakfast in an apron. Then when she finished yea you know shit.... I don't wanna get banned for being rated x.

Close second, there was a girl who use to scream, I'm the juggernaut bitch while doing the humpty dance. I thought that was the coolest thing. Normal people say hi and bye as a greeting, but this girl use to snarl at me every time I seen her and boy did that get el chapo going.

Unfortunately I have a disease from the result of my youth called friend fckeritis. Almost everyone of my female friends I've juggernaut-ed them in the bed.
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      07-16-2016, 01:30 PM   #27
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Been with a chick when bf/husband came home stayed in the room and he went to bathroom booked it and he gave chase
If that's how you are doing Leg Days, I think we found the problem...
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      07-16-2016, 01:33 PM   #28
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Nah that's in addition to leg days
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      07-16-2016, 02:01 PM   #29
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My wife.

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      07-16-2016, 02:08 PM   #30
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Oh yeah same.
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      07-16-2016, 02:22 PM   #31
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Oh yeah same.
I want to create a fake user named "notwdb" and post epic stories now.
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      07-16-2016, 02:39 PM   #32
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Yeah I have too many stupid stories
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      07-16-2016, 02:46 PM   #33
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Details man, more details! Like what was banged, where was it banged, when was it banged and why. Did you not learn about the 4 Ws.....

He used the word sprinkle. What else do you want.
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      07-16-2016, 02:52 PM   #34
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... had a nice white Ford Probe (I think it was the 24V)
I'm always looking to enhance the definition of a true car guy. In the middle of giving detail about a relationship experience, you bring up how many valves her car has. Perfect.
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      07-16-2016, 06:05 PM   #35
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This one time, at band camp....
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      07-16-2016, 06:54 PM   #36
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This one time, at band camp....
It was cold that night.
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      07-16-2016, 08:50 PM   #37
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Right good one, quit reading your wife's books with Fabio on the cover
Obviously intended to be a joke. Went old school and lifted it from a Penthouse Forum.
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      07-16-2016, 08:52 PM   #38
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Okay was gonna call for ban if trying to pass that crap off.
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      07-16-2016, 09:05 PM   #39
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Okay was gonna call for ban if trying to pass that crap off.
Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...
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      07-16-2016, 09:43 PM   #40
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When I was in army training I met a girl. We got weekend leave and she had a new camaro and would pic us up and take us to the hotel. There were 5 of us soldiers and we would get a room, fill the bathtub with ice and load it up with beer. Tina would come over later and hang out. Well the only privacy was in the bathroom so we did a lot of banging in there. We had to make sure fresh beers all around so we wouldn't get interrupted. Sunday eve she would drive us back to base. Months later I met another girl and she just happened to be Tina's next door neighbor. The entire city of El Paso and I meet 2 girls on the same block. Ah yes....good times.
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      07-17-2016, 01:01 AM   #41
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Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...
You can just reach under your bed and read them yourself.
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Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...
You can just reach under your bed and read them yourself.
It's such a hassle though... Have to wait until my mom is asleep and then lift the mattress... I don't have your biceps or face beard for strength...
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Spend 10 bucks on a lock for your door or go to the bathroom like a man
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Spend 10 bucks on a lock for your door or go to the bathroom like a man
I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility...
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