Help! Went to strip club and now I have a zit on my face...

MnK6 · 02-25-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Maybe you admitted several times while sober that you like 16 year old girls?

back me up Donny

MnK6 · 02-25-2008, 05:17 PM

...This is what i follow...

Spool · 02-25-2008, 05:18 PM

Well i have a family physician that i been going to for the past several years. My whole family go to see her...only one i trust around here

how do i go in there and explain to her the origin of the zit? imagine her telling my mom later on when she goes to have her check up...

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:20 PM

Phuc Dat Dong man ur fucked.... i got dibs on 3er

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Well i have a family physician that i been going to for the past several years. My whole family go to see her...only one i trust around here

how do i go in there and explain to her the origin of the zit? imagine her telling my mom later on when she goes to have her check up...

Go to one of those free clinics. Planned Parenthood or maybe your local Gov't one.

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Well i have a family physician that i been going to for the past several years. My whole family go to see her...only one i trust around here

how do i go in there and explain to her the origin of the zit? imagine her telling my mom later on when she goes to have her check up...

just tell her she cant say, or ditch her and go somewhere else! that's a stupid reason IMO.

MnK6 · 02-25-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Well i have a family physician that i been going to for the past several years. My whole family go to see her...only one i trust around here

how do i go in there and explain to her the origin of the zit? imagine her telling my mom later on when she goes to have her check up...

i doubt its anything serious man. Just give it couple days til it disappears.

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Go to one of those free clinics. Planned Parenthood or maybe your local Gov't one.

+1. dont be dumb like that dude.... remember, next week ur dick will have zits all over and ur balls will be purple

Spool · 02-25-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Go to one of those free clinics. Planned Parenthood or maybe your local Gov't one.

LOL planned parenthood, i went there with my ex when i was in highschool, they gave out free condoms, but as far as advice go, they suck. I didn't listen, and now is paying child support for the next 13 years

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MnK6

i doubt its anything serious man. Just give it couple days til it disappears.

Worst
advice
ever.

Yeah, I mean I doubt it's anything serious Spool. She was just a Stripper. You know, you were the lucky one. Out of the 100 lap dances she gives per night, you were the only one that she has ever sat on. She's never given a hand job or sat on another guy's face who looks like that guy from the fcking Goonies.

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:24 PM

well maybe u should have listened foo!

u got STD's already??? children-type STD's?

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

LOL planned parenthood, i went there with my ex when i was in highschool, they gave out free condoms, but as far as advice go, they suck. I didn't listen, and now is paying child support for the next 13 years

lol

You don't have to take their advice, just take a std test fool.

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Worst
advice
ever.

Yeah, I mean I doubt it's anything serious Spool. She was just a Stripper. You know, you were the lucky one. Out of the 100 lap dances she gives per night, you were the only one that she has ever sat on. She's never given a hand job or sat on another guy's face who looks like that guy from the fcking Goonies.

yah never in her life. only him

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:25 PM

dibs on 335 yo...

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:25 PM

What was that one movie that tow truck driver with the puss oozing from his face allowed them to sleep with their hot wife? Then he wanted to join in....

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

What was that one movie that tow truck driver with the puss oozing from his face allowed them to sleep with their hot wife? Then he wanted to join in....

harold and kumar?

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mantis

harold and kumar?

Oh was that it? Yeah I think so.

Yeah, so imagine that stripper probably sat on a guy's face that looked like that guy with the puss oozing out ready to burst like it was a Volcano. She cleaned up, put some glitter on her face, and then was like "Shit, I need to wipe off my pussy on something." Then she found Spool.

FrankoQ · 02-25-2008, 05:31 PM

Just measure it day by day...
If it grows exponentially... Stop coming to our happy hours.

Spool · 02-25-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankoQ

Just measure it day by day...
If it grows exponentially... Stop coming to our happy hours.

!Xoible · 02-25-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Oh was that it? Yeah I think so.

Yeah, so imagine that stripper probably sat on a guy's face that looked like that guy with the puss oozing out ready to burst like it was a Volcano. She cleaned up, put some glitter on her face, and then was like "Shit, I need to wipe off my pussy on something." Then she found Spool.

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Originally Posted by FrankoQ

Just measure it day by day...
If it grows exponentially... Stop coming to our happy hours.

just4kickz · 02-25-2008, 05:37 PM

pics! we want to see ur face messed up! haha jk. go to a doctor. im never letting a stripper sit on my face. what if a poop drops down.

OC Guy · 02-25-2008, 05:40 PM

I heard the Stripper's name was Mary and had free drinks on the house. Bloody Mary FTL!

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