Billup's drunk thread - a repository.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddk632

I am too busy eating my bacon carne asada quesadilla, dude.

I've been too busy chatting up hot babes online allll day.

name the quote and win my heart for a day.

954Stealth · 10-15-2014, 09:45 PM

Napoleon Dynamite. Jesus, Billup, I'm doing whatever I want to do.

God.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 10:24 PM

I knew there was something about you that I liked.

Billup · 10-15-2014, 10:33 PM

Why dont you just go make yourself a damn quesa dilla.

954Stealth · 10-15-2014, 10:36 PM

Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salvivate.

Revartr · 10-15-2014, 10:57 PM

I'm hammered. Where is everybody? I need company.

Billup · 10-17-2014, 12:52 AM

I just got back from going out with this blonde chick that's 5'1.

Cute as shit. Would love to smash my cock in her.

ddk632 · 10-17-2014, 08:25 AM

Why the animosity towards a quesadilla? Why must damnation be thrust upon cheesy tortilla-y bliss? That's loco, man. It's loco.

Billup · 10-17-2014, 08:45 AM

I see nothing wrong with a quesa dilla.

ddk632 · 10-17-2014, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

I see nothing wrong with a quesa dilla.

My new Quesadilla Maker (tm) approves of this post.

Revartr · 10-17-2014, 11:23 AM

I could go for a quesadilla.

Billup · 10-17-2014, 11:38 AM

I could go for an arma-dilla...

get it guiz? I made a funny.

UncleWede · 10-17-2014, 02:17 PM

You drinking at lunch now too, Billup?

Billup · 10-17-2014, 02:26 PM

Today, yes. Because I left work at 11. Hour commute home. Lunch at 12. Beer at 12.

Mission accomplished.

Revartr · 10-17-2014, 02:36 PM

I wish I could be drinking right now. Waiting for tomorrow.

Billup · 10-17-2014, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revartr

I wish I could be drinking right now. Waiting for tomorrow.

Today is yesterdays tomorrow. Start drinking, bitch.

Revartr · 10-17-2014, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Today is yesterdays tomorrow. Start drinking, bitch.

Instigator.

Billup · 10-17-2014, 04:24 PM

I went to the cycle shop. New front tire, new sprockets, and a new chain.

Fuck my life. This is what happens when I'm bored. I spend money.

Sly_M3 · 10-19-2014, 01:04 AM

so I got drunk at a fellow m3 brothers wedding and went to whataburger afterwards and stole the order number. well because he didn't ask for it back almost walked into a pole on the way out power slid out of the parking lot made it home excited to make a snapchat at home pretending I was serving whataburer from home using my New number prop .... wish I could attach photos ..... fuck this phone

Joekerr · 10-19-2014, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly_M3

so I got drunk at a fellow m3 brothers wedding and went to whataburger afterwards and stole the order number. well because he didn't ask for it back almost walked into a pole on the way out power slid out of the parking lot made it home excited to make a snapchat at home pretending I was serving whataburer from home using my New number prop .... wish I could attach photos ..... fuck this phone

I feel like you might still be slightly inebriated good sir.

Taskmaster · 10-19-2014, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

I just got back from going out with this blonde chick that's 5'1.

Cute as shit. Would love to smash my cock in her.

Billup · 10-19-2014, 09:28 PM

Noone else drinking on a Sunday night?

10-15-2014, 09:45 PM	#24
954Stealth Brigadier General 1601 Rep 4,512 Posts Drives: A Car Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Bacon Raton, FL iTrader: (1)	Napoleon Dynamite. Jesus, Billup, I'm doing whatever I want to do. God.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-15-2014, 10:24 PM	#25
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I knew there was something about you that I liked.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-15-2014, 10:33 PM	#26
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Why dont you just go make yourself a damn quesa dilla.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-15-2014, 10:36 PM	#27
954Stealth Brigadier General 1601 Rep 4,512 Posts Drives: A Car Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Bacon Raton, FL iTrader: (1)	Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salvivate.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-15-2014, 10:57 PM	#28
Revartr Second Lieutenant 75 Rep 296 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW M4 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Cleveland, TN iTrader: (0)	I'm hammered. Where is everybody? I need company. Last edited by Revartr; 10-16-2014 at 10:27 AM..
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 12:52 AM	#29
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I just got back from going out with this blonde chick that's 5'1. Cute as shit. Would love to smash my cock in her.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 08:25 AM	#30
ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 600 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	Why the animosity towards a quesadilla? Why must damnation be thrust upon cheesy tortilla-y bliss? That's loco, man. It's loco.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 08:45 AM	#31
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I see nothing wrong with a quesa dilla.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 11:23 AM	#33
Revartr Second Lieutenant 75 Rep 296 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW M4 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Cleveland, TN iTrader: (0)	I could go for a quesadilla.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 11:38 AM	#34
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I could go for an arma-dilla... get it guiz? I made a funny.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 02:17 PM	#35
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18626 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	You drinking at lunch now too, Billup?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 02:26 PM	#36
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Today, yes. Because I left work at 11. Hour commute home. Lunch at 12. Beer at 12. Mission accomplished.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 02:36 PM	#37
Revartr Second Lieutenant 75 Rep 296 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW M4 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Cleveland, TN iTrader: (0)	I wish I could be drinking right now. Waiting for tomorrow.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-17-2014, 04:24 PM	#40
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I went to the cycle shop. New front tire, new sprockets, and a new chain. Fuck my life. This is what happens when I'm bored. I spend money.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-19-2014, 01:04 AM	#41
Sly_M3 Private 26 Rep 55 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Melbourne Red Join Date: May 2013 Location: United States iTrader: (0)	so I got drunk at a fellow m3 brothers wedding and went to whataburger afterwards and stole the order number. well because he didn't ask for it back almost walked into a pole on the way out power slid out of the parking lot made it home excited to make a snapchat at home pretending I was serving whataburer from home using my New number prop .... wish I could attach photos ..... fuck this phone __________________ 2009 e92 M3 Melbourne Red CF Roof /AA Signature Axleback / AA Power Pulley/ AFE stage 2 intake/ Stoptech Pads / Steel Braided Brake Lines/ CF Grills & Gills /
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-19-2014, 09:28 PM	#44
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Noone else drinking on a Sunday night?
	Appreciate 0 Quote