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08-08-2014, 12:51 PM | #25 |
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None is going to belive me but I was 15 and it was a lady down the street from my parents house. I was friends with her daughter.
Now you have to realize this was 1971 and the family were a bunch of burned out hippies. I went down to visit the daughter, trying to get into her pants and mom was parading around with a very sheer dress on. Anyhow left, forgot my house key went back daughter had left for the beach mom was there and it happened. She led me thru it. Banged daughter next year, parents divorced and they moved. Was a bit of a drought after those two like 2 years of trying with no success. |
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08-08-2014, 12:59 PM | #27 |
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Lol! There is a lot of shladies (slutty ladies) in the Dallas area. I try to keep a little of my moral value though. 80 would certainly be pushing my moral values! Lol! I'm starting to get to the point in life where I think to myself, "these girls are some dudes daughter, instead of just a hole to put my dick. What if I have a daughter one day..." I feel karma might come back to haunt me and my daughter gonna be a raging slut.
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08-08-2014, 01:02 PM | #28 | |
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16 and with a boyfriend I was with for a long, long time. I pissed him off royally by saying "That's it?" afterwards. He still tells the story every fucking time we meet up with our old group of friends.
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08-08-2014, 01:17 PM | #30 | |
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08-08-2014, 01:27 PM | #31 | |
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LOL I still can't believe we didn't need a manual for the deed. Still makes me laugh, and he's still pissed for my commenting. oh well.
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08-08-2014, 01:37 PM | #32 |
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I don't even live in Texas
Man I thought this forum would be full of hounds...My boys and I had a competetion all the way until were 30 who can tap the most ass. (Hookers didn't count) I made it to 78, then I started getting paranoid about STDs and shit..38 now, and have been doing the monogamy thing for about 7 years. Some of you are genuinely Nice Guy Johnnys... |
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08-08-2014, 01:44 PM | #33 |
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And now comes the most embarrassing one. Lost it to my ex fiancee when I was 24 (2 months from turning 25), we broke it off 6 months later because she wanted kids (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that) and that was it. Haven't been with a girl since in any capacity, because they are evil monsters and I will simply never recover from what women as a whole had done to me prior to that. I just turned 34. Do the math.
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08-08-2014, 02:00 PM | #35 |
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13 to a prostitute. After watching some porn I was like why the hell not I called a friend of a friend who know a friend that had a number of a prostiture which he only discribed as "bomb" so I got the number and gave a call
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08-08-2014, 03:30 PM | #38 | |
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08-08-2014, 03:31 PM | #39 |
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25 years ago, to my first "serious" girlfriend. I was 18, she was 15. It was the first time for both of us. Neither of us knew what we were doing that first time.
It's funny, the first time she gave me head she was pretty bad. Then she must have gotten some tips from girlfriends or something, because the next time I was like "Whoa!" Incidentally, she self-published a novel last year where our first time was featured (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent), so it's memorialized in print and on Amazon. |
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08-08-2014, 04:41 PM | #42 |
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I would, but I just cant deal with it again. And I have morals (which I hate) so I can't do a fwb or one night stand so I'm stuck. I've turned down a lot of ass because of it, believe me.
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08-08-2014, 04:53 PM | #43 |
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08-08-2014, 04:54 PM | #44 |
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Unless a Forest Gump incident counts.... If it does, it was with an 18 year old baby sitter and her friend when i was 14. They were there watching my 7yr old niece and nephew. I was there for the free sex ed class and to let them rub one out for me. Kind of strange and i now know they totally planned it. One of them acted like they were asleep and the other one told me to do "stuff" to her. Got to play with some DDs and find out that that the carpet matched the red drapes. Then she "woke up" up shortly after my fingers penetrated. Then they both explained how my junk fit in their junk and showed me what would happen if i put it in. Yes, scared for life.
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