dealing with a break up?

tuphdc · 08-04-2014, 03:50 PM

hook up with her friends. feels good bro.

Kensta335 · 08-04-2014, 04:08 PM

hookers and blow

m3ray · 08-04-2014, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Masturbate
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Or treat himself to the services of a high class hooker. That will get him over these short term stresses.

ddk632 · 08-04-2014, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tuphdc

hook up with her friends. feels good bro.

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

hookers and blow

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Originally Posted by m3ray

Or treat himself to the services of a high class hooker. That will get him over these short term stresses.

I suggest all of the above, actually.

Hook up with her friends, then [presumably low class] hookers and [ hopefully good ] blow, and finally, a high class hooker to cap things off eloquently like a discerning gentleman of stature.

When this is all over, assuming you didn't get robbed, arrested, OD, and have sufficiently sobered up to reflect on your debauchery ... You won't even remember how to spell "girlfriend."

And if you do, then take Billup's offer of providing you his for a little while as a stand-in. Now there, fellow OTers, is a true gentleman.

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bumere90 · 08-04-2014, 06:23 PM

Never take relationships seriously. Your brain and hormones are messing with you. Do something productive and you will not have any time to think about what happened.

ddk632 · 08-04-2014, 06:31 PM

Ok, I will just leave this here. Puts it in perspective, OP..

grimlock · 08-04-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ I can help that:

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you, it was yours from the beginning.
If not, hunt her down. . .

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Originally Posted by ddk632

Ok, I will just leave this here. Puts it in perspective, OP..

boo f***ing hoo I have responsibilities...

ddk632 · 08-04-2014, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

boo f***ing hoo I have responsibilities...

Trust me, if it's not funny now, it will be one day.

NemesisX · 08-04-2014, 08:40 PM

Load up on that backstreet boys and n'sync

Devious21 · 08-04-2014, 09:43 PM

MrPrena · 08-04-2014, 10:46 PM

Breakup sucks. I don't like it, because those time I spent on gf becomes [almost] total waste.

I would find a date from work, social media, website, social gathering, etc, and start arrange bunch of date. It is number game. You will be so busy with setting up time with new dates that you will forget about her.

Women usually break up differently than we do. When they are about to breakup, they tend to set sh1t up before full breakup. WHat I did during 20s are, IF I even sense or smell a breakup, I start setting up dates. It was easier back then. No FB. Best was Blogspot and Blog sites.

m3ray · 08-04-2014, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Best was Blogspot and Blog sites....

and Glory holes.

grimlock · 08-05-2014, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ddk632

Trust me, if it's not funny now, it will be one day.

Is that a curse?

MikeE90NC · 08-05-2014, 04:28 PM

Lots of alcohol, bar sluts and whores usually is a good way to pass the time for the duration.

MikeE90NC · 08-05-2014, 04:30 PM

Also, ALWAYS ALWAYS remember this!

P1 · 08-06-2014, 12:44 AM

Go for a drive at night, cry hard, roll the windows down, put some good music on (I recommend Chris Rea - On The Beach), pull over on a quiet road, look up at the stars, realize how amazing life really is. All in that order.

m3ray · 08-06-2014, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by P1et

Go for a drive at night, cry hard, roll the windows down, put some good music on (I recommend Chris Rea - On The Beach), pull over on a quiet road, look up at the stars, realize how amazing life really is. All in that order.

Michael Bolton seems more appropriate.

grimlock · 08-06-2014, 02:26 AM

westchester335i · 08-06-2014, 08:27 AM

Go on backpages and find a hot gfe escort. $220ish for an hour and it's cheaper than having a girlfriend. ;-)

Billup · 08-06-2014, 08:40 AM

I found one on craigslist for $50 last night. $220 seems pretty steep, you need to filter your searches.

African BBW willing to suck you off until the Detroit Lions win the super bowl.

Sounded like a good deal to me.

squishy · 08-06-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

African BBW willing to suck you off until the Detroit Lions win the super bowl.

Oh shit

MikeE90NC · 08-06-2014, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

African BBW willing to suck you off until the Detroit Lions win the super bowl.

LMFAO!

08-04-2014, 03:50 PM	#23
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bumere90 Grozniy 194 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: Carless Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: FL iTrader: (12)	Never take relationships seriously. Your brain and hormones are messing with you. Do something productive and you will not have any time to think about what happened. __________________ -fatman
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 600 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	Ok, I will just leave this here. Puts it in perspective, OP..
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MrPrena Captain 1590 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	Breakup sucks. I don't like it, because those time I spent on gf becomes [almost] total waste. I would find a date from work, social media, website, social gathering, etc, and start arrange bunch of date. It is number game. You will be so busy with setting up time with new dates that you will forget about her. Women usually break up differently than we do. When they are about to breakup, they tend to set sh1t up before full breakup. WHat I did during 20s are, IF I even sense or smell a breakup, I start setting up dates. It was easier back then. No FB. Best was Blogspot and Blog sites.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I found one on craigslist for $50 last night. $220 seems pretty steep, you need to filter your searches. African BBW willing to suck you off until the Detroit Lions win the super bowl. Sounded like a good deal to me.
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