Classic BMW Ads, Humor & Nostalgia

BASELINE · 12-27-2019, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGirlFL

1967, 1968, 1970 & 1971

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Where did you find this gold? Lol

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BASELINE

Where did you find this gold? Lol

Internet. Google with some luck & some skill.

BAN_M2C · 12-27-2019, 01:22 PM

Check on eBay I also have a contact on Facebook that sells vintage ads.

This is part of the collection I got.

cooolone2 · 12-27-2019, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Saphirschwarz

DAMN RIGHT, women !

I was born too late.

My thoughts many a times... (Not car related) lol...

FlexGT85 · 12-27-2019, 03:10 PM

I want to frame all of these lol

pennsiveguy · 12-27-2019, 03:52 PM

BMW - For the Man Who Can Please Himself...

Translation: the shifter and control stalks are all shaped like schwantzes.

Huz-Z · 12-27-2019, 03:55 PM

You mean that in the past, BMWs were affordable and reliable? Can we go back to those days please? Although I can do without being known as a guy who can please himself.

Digital_83 · 12-27-2019, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGirlFL

1969
"... for the man who wants performance and needs a family sedan"

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and I think I came across with the following line at least a few times ....

"for the man who can please himself"

edit: can y'all imagine the amount of sht that could've been unloaded on BMW in today's world with such ad ? what a pathetic time we live in ...

bimmer456 · 12-27-2019, 04:23 PM

"For the man who can please himself."

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it went from being a mans car to the more PC drivers car.

pennsiveguy · 12-27-2019, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmer456

"For the man who can please himself."

:

it went from being a mans car to the more PC drivers car.

Can...and does!

Canuck335 · 12-27-2019, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by IB M

Back in the day when a mans car had a V8 with a carburetor and hopefully a big block. BMW trying to change the view that small 4 and 6 cylinder cars lacked testosterone.

Girl looking at open hood: "Oh my, what a big block you have!"

5.M0NSTER · 12-27-2019, 04:52 PM

"For a man who can please himself"

Ahh, too funny!

ilia · 12-27-2019, 05:06 PM

Nice job on digging these out. It just seems like a lot of masturbation propaganda in some of these adds. Overall

pennsiveguy · 12-27-2019, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Canuck335

Girl looking at open hood: "Oh my, what a big block you have!"

"And what a big beefy crank you must have!"

babaikram · 12-27-2019, 05:34 PM

I agree with timeless designs of BMW where the 12 yr old BMWs do no look out of date on the road.

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 05:39 PM

1968

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 05:42 PM

1968

pennsiveguy · 12-27-2019, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGirlFL

1968

Fascinating that the message they're conveying, the association they're trying to create (success equals BMW), is so overt. Almost crude or clumsy by today's standards.

agentrnge · 12-27-2019, 06:09 PM

These are great! Thanks.

///M TOWN · 12-27-2019, 06:43 PM

Can a man fall in love with his car?

Absolutely, unconditional love.

Great thread !!

sq86 · 12-27-2019, 06:45 PM

What was Euro delivery like back then?!? Must have been insane.

Also it's funny they mention 2 door sedan. I'm sure there would be some folks who would object like those that do with the 4 door coupés we have now.

BMWGirlFL · 12-27-2019, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sq86

What was Euro delivery like back then?!? Must have been insane.

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