[2011CrazE89]

I still listen to boy bands. But we'll just keep that between us.

[X2 Monstah]

I fantasize about Hillary Clinton.

[Billup]

This could get interesting.


Back in the day, I would get drunk, and then I would use one phone to call Taco Bell, and use another phone to call McDonalds, and then I would put them on speaker so they could talk to each other unknowingly. They were always confused and sometimes they would get so angry with each other and cuss each other out thinking they were playing a joke on one another.


Shit was priceless. Still makes me crack up just thinking about it to this day.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Just what it says, spill it. I'll go first.
When American Idol first came out my girlfriend (now wifey) and I would call in and vote. I now realize what an idiot I was.

it's not your fault, you were under her powers.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by BSM F30

I fantasize about Hillary Clinton.

Monica Lewinsky for me.

Something about her accent, glasses and potential slut factor.


Also, I was a HUGE Spice Girls fan. #ActivateFlameSuitNow

[davis449]

If I had a room I could do it in, I would designate it a Lego room and totally play with them again (complete with talking a sounds effects) like I did when I was ages 4-11.

[Lups]

I knit. It's sick. Every autumn that's all I do with my spare time.

I'm willing to lie a lot to get out of social functions that require dressing up. I'm a giraffe, so finding a dress is my main reason, but also I can not stand small talk.

I'm not afraid of being a passenger in a car, most drivers just drive so boringly I want to pull their hair off just to see how they'd handle it in the highway.

I do have a phone, and I usually have it with me unlike I tell people. I just don't want to listen to chitchat while stuck with it, so if they have nothing real ever to say, my phone has been lost for a week again.

I love the passive aggressive approach here in Washington, since I can get the people boiling mad and they never have the balls to lash out. I do this daily just to see how mad I can get them.

I hate mothers who are stuck in the mother mode only, never doing anything else.

Most men talking about cars make me want to puke.

I have a collection of clothes I only wear when I want to cause havoc.

I love the new airport security rules, it gives me great amount of joy to pack stuff to go to see the faces of the people who have to go through my bag.

Yeah, even I know I'm a fucked up individual.

There, top that and I'll tell more.

[ShopVac]

Originally Posted by Lups

There, top that and I'll tell more.

I think the idea is to confess one or two items - not make yourself look like a psycho with your whole life story.


For me - I can spend an entire day making it look like I'm working hard...and be doing nothing. Think George Costanza walking around like he's pissed off and stressed.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ShopVac

I think the idea is to confess one or two items - not make yourself look like a psycho with your whole life story.


For me - I can spend an entire day making it look like I'm working hard...and be doing nothing. Think George Costanza walking around like he's pissed off and stressed.

LOL that was a small intro. I own up to being an antisocial freak.

[squishy]

Lups is my wife

I'm a woman

[Repoman]

Originally Posted by ShopVac

I think the idea is to confess one or two items - not make yourself look like a psycho with your whole life story.


For me - I can spend an entire day making it look like I'm working hard...and be doing nothing. Think George Costanza walking around like he's pissed off and stressed.

Dual monitors and a privacy screen on one of them FTW.

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I still listen to boy bands. But we'll just keep that between us.

Too late, you've been outed.

[youngnastyman]

My sister used to "make" me watch Days of Our Lives when we were in middle school .

[Nkc]

I want a major riot to start in Hong Kong right now so I can attend it and cross another thing off my bucket list. I'm neither pro or anti the movement that's happening, I just want to be in the mess when it hits the fan. I even have a gas mask and bag ready for me to pounce anytime.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[RandomHero]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Just what it says, spill it. I'll go first.
When American Idol first came out my girlfriend (now wifey) and I would call in and vote. I now realize what an idiot I was.

Many great men have made far greater sacrifices in the name of women. If she's now your wife, I'd say you did well.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I want a major riot to start in Hong Kong right now so I can attend it and cross another thing off my bucket list. I'm neither pro or anti the movement that's happening, I just want to be in the mess when it hits the fan. I even have a gas mask and bag ready for me to pounce anytime.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I agree with some men wanting to watch the world burn.

Here is my small confession... I am not by any means a doomsday prepper, or astrology major, but a couple years ago whe the Myan calendar scheduled to world to change dramatically, I wanted so badly for it to happen. I was actually more than slightly disappointed that nothing changed.

[2011CrazE89]

I thought Y2K was going to be the end of the world 14 years ago. And here we are.

[youngnastyman]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I thought Y2K was going to be the end of the world 14 years ago. And here we are.

My friend's mom was super serial about this. Their garage was loaded with survival goods, batteries, wind-up flash lights, and even a port-o-potty. All from some book she read called "time bomb 2000".

Good times haha

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by m3ray

Too late, you've been outed.

That's my jam!

[Never Convicted]

Lups is definitely going to Hell.

Speaking of which, before I stopped being Catholic, I'd go to confession and make up sins I committed. What was I supposed to do? Remember all that shit?

[NEFARIOUS]

I attended a Scottish wedding, and since I was one of the groomsmen I had to wear a kilt... It was awkward as hell at first, but eventually after it wore off (after a few shots of Macallan 30 of course ) I realized that it's mega fucking comfortable, and part of me wishes that it was socially acceptable to wear it without being judged or have weird stares, which I did catch some heat when I forgot to bring a change of clothes for the after-party and just wore it to the restaurant.

inb4 gay/crossdressing comments: I'm 100% hetero and talking about the legitimately male clothing, not a fucking ladies skirt so if you try to make it sound like that, STFU LOL

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by Never Convicted

Speaking of which, before I stopped being Catholic, I'd go to confession and make up sins I committed. What was I supposed to do? Remember all that shit?

Yep. I'd rattle them all off. Lied to my parents, hit my brothers or sisters, disrespected my elders. All BS, but you couldn't tell the priest you hadn't sinned since your last confession. That just wasn't allowed.

I also never understood why reciting the Hail Mary 3 or 4 times was penance, but there were a lot of things about Catholicism I never understood and still don't.