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      12-05-2016, 10:41 AM   #43825
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It's all about protein fresh from the cow my friend ! Ask it to Lance .

Need to say Lance had stronger stuff ...

for a second i thought it was photoshop image lol
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for a second i thought it was photoshop image lol
Yeah , but I think that Lance had more than a cow ..

On a serious note ...I drove in the Belgian competition (in my youth) with the legends from today !
There was doping everywhere , and my natural vitamins were not strong enough !
Those guys rode like a motorcycle , and I was not bad in the top 10 and sometimes in the top 5 .
Sometimes people recognize me on the street , and so we talk from the sport of the past
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      12-05-2016, 01:13 PM   #43827
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Excellent tattoo job done, like it very much. How high is your pain tolerance level at this part of the arm?
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Excellent tattoo job done, like it very much. How high is your pain tolerance level at this part of the arm?
No pain no gain !
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Excellent tattoo job done, like it very much. How high is your pain tolerance level at this part of the arm?
Inside the crease was pretty rough, but I mostly am just texting people or looking up shit online and kind of just zone out.

Elbow/inside crease on other arm wasn't too pleasant either. It's mostly irritating during heavy shading getting stabbed in the same spot over and over with multiple different # needles (3, 4, 6 etc.).
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Inside the crease was pretty rough, but I mostly am just texting people or looking up shit online and kind of just zone out.

Elbow/inside crease on other arm wasn't too pleasant either. It's mostly irritating during heavy shading getting stabbed in the same spot over and over with multiple different # needles (3, 4, 6 etc.).
My vote for the filler content.

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Thinking about getting some gears tattoo'd as filler between the octopus and top of the mask.
Looks dope!!!
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My vote for the filler content.

was thinking about getting a dickbutt tattoo as filler.
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      12-05-2016, 05:26 PM   #43834
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was thinking about getting a dickbutt tattoo as filler.
That was actually my first choice, but i didn't want to get banned for posting a picture of a drawing of a penis growing out of the butt of a penis wearing a monocle.

From your lack of picture, i think you understand.
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      12-05-2016, 06:31 PM   #43835
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Man, were Billup still around, I bet he could draw you some cool filler!
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      12-05-2016, 06:42 PM   #43836
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I vote for a coilover tattoo. Saw a calf tat that looked like suspension with skin peeled back. Was pretty cool.
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      12-05-2016, 07:27 PM   #43837
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@Axius I'm gonna get you six gifts this year so I can do this[IMG]https://plainmagazine.com/wp-content...ing-ideas9.jpg[/IMG]
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Where's the special sauce go?
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      12-05-2016, 08:12 PM   #43839
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Where's the special sauce go?
He makes it himself, if you catch my drift
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      12-05-2016, 08:30 PM   #43840
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@Axius I'm gonna get you six gifts this year so I can do this[IMG]https://plainmagazine.com/wp-content...ing-ideas9.jpg[/IMG]
I would be fine with 4 gifts.

No need for tomato or lettuce. Just the good stuff please. (that of course includes Axius' special sauce)
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Man, were Billup still around, I bet he could draw you some cool filler!
All my PM's to mods to free him must be getting ignored.

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I vote for a coilover tattoo. Saw a calf tat that looked like suspension with skin peeled back. Was pretty cool.
I've seen a few iterations of that, whether it be a camshaft, coilover, piston, rod, etc., was thinking more like clock gears or something intricate looking.


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UHHHHH, those boxes are enough of a present. I would gladly display those boxes next to my vagina coloring book!
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Best. Wrapping paper. Ever.
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He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
Are we on Literotica?
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Just finished reading some old documents about the French brigade and started feeling a little frisky... if ya kno what I meannnnnn
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