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      07-08-2016, 12:14 PM   #4357
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so that's what you're into ..
Yes, grimmey. I'm into soaking wet vaginas. I'd hope you are too.
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      07-08-2016, 12:16 PM   #4358
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I mean honestly. It's like;

"Oh hey, I know we literally just met, I don't know if you have a kid or not nor do I know what your lifestyle entails because we haven't even been close to living together, but I want you to know I'm thinking about having your babies."
Someone's gotta be dumb enough to fall for it, na mean?
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      07-08-2016, 12:16 PM   #4359
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Psh, i live 2 min from the Short Hills Mall; look it up-- would tickle your fancy....

You would need to throw out that boston redsox gear, though
Get down on one knee
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      07-08-2016, 12:17 PM   #4360
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Yes, grimmey. I'm into soaking wet vaginas. I'd hope you are too.
dude, they are hoes.. they dirtier than Verb's toilet after 1yr of non washing
you can do better than that.
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      07-08-2016, 12:18 PM   #4361
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dude, they are hoes.. they dirtier than Verb's toilet after 1yr of non washing
you can do better than that.
Virginity confirmed.
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      07-08-2016, 12:19 PM   #4362
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Someone's gotta be dumb enough to fall for it, na mean?
Touche, might as well find a desperate blonde looking for a husband that you can pump and dump once you find out they have a kid of their own.
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      07-08-2016, 12:21 PM   #4363
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Psh, i live 2 min from the Short Hills Mall; look it up-- would tickle your fancy....

You would need to throw out that boston redsox gear, though
Get down on one knee
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Really? I was kind of excited for the open bar.

Sara, here's my RSVP: 1 - silvergray545
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      07-08-2016, 12:28 PM   #4365
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Got damn you!!!
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So, the conclusion is.. Sara and some dude got laid.. and that's it.
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      07-08-2016, 12:36 PM   #4367
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Tranny for sure, second pic has all the right signs.
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Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?
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I'm blown away by the last 3-4 pages , is this real ?
No wait ...Probably I have hallucinations
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      07-08-2016, 12:43 PM   #4372
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Not enough lotion?
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Men who want to settle down and make them! He isn't getting any younger!
I'm sure..I could make them as well .
Not sure about settle down .
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      07-08-2016, 12:45 PM   #4374
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Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?
Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far
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Not enough lotion?
What lotion do you mean ?
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      07-08-2016, 12:47 PM   #4376
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Tranny.
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Tranny for sure, second pic has all the right signs.
Yep , she has a dick !
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      07-08-2016, 12:48 PM   #4377
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Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far
Lots of them don't log in for days at a time. Just give it a couple days.


She'll/he'll/it'll probably respond to you during a drunken stupor.
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      07-08-2016, 12:48 PM   #4378
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Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far
haha.. too strong man, you off as a ennie wenie man with ED

reminds me of the time i sent "hey"

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