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He matched with some girls that liked sending selfies, if you know what I mean.
Had to block them both, for obvious reasons.
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The struggle....
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Because you realized you're ghey?
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Had to block them both, for obvious reasons.
Their dicks were bigger than yours?
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      11-14-2016, 11:37 AM   #42842
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Wait....were these lady boys..?

Asking for a friend.
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Wait....were these lady boys..?

Asking for a friend.
There is no such thing as chicks with dicks. It's dudes with boobs....
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This is very true. I recall it being heavily frowned upon to show up anywhere before 12am, and there are essentially entire clubs in France dedicated to being the place to go party after the first club closes at 4am. Sounds like an excellent wedding!
It was a lot of fun. Apparently their reception in France had dinner finishing up around midnight, then the party started. They also went through something like 100 bottles of champagne for ~80 guests.
Remind me not to marry a French person if I want to avoid bankruptcy.
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Super warm. Definitely recommend Goose.

The sig of greatness endureth forever.


I pulled the trigger on 3; a hybridge lite hoody in graphite, a Bromely bomber in military green, and my favorite - a Wyndham parka in Niagara grape.


Needless to say, those were Xmas gifts to myself and I won't be buying anything until Springtime. It literally threw a flag on my CC account.


Fucking eh?
That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
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That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
Yeah, can't fit any of my old jackets anymore since I've lost so much weight and I wanted something to fit my physique, since my waist is small and my shoulders/chest are massive. I'll be able to use these for some time.
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That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
Yeah, can't fit any of my old jackets anymore since I've lost so much weight and I wanted something to fit my physique, since my waist is small and my shoulders/chest are massive. I'll be able to use these for some time.
And by massive - you mean solid B cup?!?!
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And by massive - you mean solid B cup?!?!
One can only hope to be of such volume!
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That's... an aggressive approach to winter wear. I have Niagara grape myself.
Yeah, can't fit any of my old jackets anymore since I've lost so much weight and I wanted something to fit my physique, since my waist is small and my shoulders/chest are massive. I'll be able to use these for some time.
And by massive - you mean solid B cup?!?!
Don't be hating on others just because you have some voluptuous titties yourself! Not everyone can achieve your curves.
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It feels good, man. It's strange how fitness aligns with all other aspects of life, when adhered to with diligence and perseverance.

Also got a call from Canada Goose, looks like they can't leave a $2300 package on my doorstep and I'll have to sign for it.

I'm calling UPS so they can hold it at the store, fuck that who TF is home to sign for shit anymore.
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Biorin - You said titties

Speaking of....it's turning scarf weather again...
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It feels good, man. It's strange how fitness aligns with all other aspects of life, when adhered to with diligence and perseverance.

Also got a call from Canada Goose, looks like they can't leave a $2300 package on my doorstep and I'll have to sign for it.

I'm calling UPS so they can hold it at the store, fuck that who TF is home to sign for shit anymore.
Expects people to sign for packages. Disappears faster than crab legs at a Chinese buffet.

I freaking hate the LOL thread, it's such a cesspool right now with the political circle jerk.
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Expects people to sign for packages. Disappears faster than crab legs at a Chinese buffet.

I freaking hate the LOL thread, it's such a cesspool right now with the political circle jerk.
This is why we can't have nice things?


Yeah. I haven't been in that thread in ages. I can imagine what's being posted though. Everyone is on 10.
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I'm just gonna start putting funny pics in this thread.
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