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      11-11-2016, 01:41 PM   #42725
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Bruh you done heard my old car I invented the dark side.


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      11-11-2016, 01:47 PM   #42726
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I'm currently destroying my office hoping that anyone who comes in will leave because of the stench.
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I'm currently destroying my office hoping that anyone who comes in will leave because of the stench.
William you sound NOT healthy my friend ...Stomach flu ?
I know the shit really sucks , because I and my sweetie had the shit as well...

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      11-11-2016, 02:03 PM   #42728
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Ok , and with her permission , I don't care anyway..
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      11-11-2016, 02:07 PM   #42729
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bruh smh.




Keep forgetting to minimize the size of the window when Phil is last to post.
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bruh smh.

Keep forgetting to minimize the size of the window when Phil is last to post.
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William you sound NOT healthy my friend ...Stomach flu ?
I know the shit really sucks , because I and my sweetie had the shit as well...

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Farting is healthy, everyone farts. Mine just smell like yesterdays Mexican mango habanero wings from La Cocina mixed with two tall frosty Dos Equis.
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Farting is healthy, everyone farts. Mine just smell like yesterdays Mexican mango habanero wings from La Cocina mixed with two tall frosty Dos Equis.
Yeah William I know , but here we had the stomach flu ...the thing was a shit-virus in Belgium !
Actually I don't find the right words for my farts while I had the stomach flu , at work I was hiding myself ! (no joke)
I was a whole night on the toilet and finally my asshole felt fucked up !
With sweetie it was the same thing , she said I can't show me like this anymore , I really wonder from where the whole air comes from .And it feels like I'm dirty ..

I had it 2 weeks ago and my stomach is still sensitive , my neighbor is in the hospital with the shit and needs hydration from a baxter ..
So yeah...The whole situation is really shit !
I thank God for Zantac and Imodium...
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Keep forgetting to minimize the size of the window when Phil is last to post.
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Stretching....BOOM !
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I was ready that time.



And you're welcome to the rest of you risking your shit if you're at work on this federal holiday like I am.
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And you're welcome to the rest of you risking your shit if you're at work on this federal holiday like I am.
BP is no work my friend !
When I work I don't have time for this ...So you need to thank God because you have time for this shit !

Please keep your concentration 100% at your work , just like me ..

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BP is not working my friend !
When I work I don't have time for this ...So you need to thank God because you have time for this shit !

Please keep your concentration 100% at your work , just like me ..

Lol, I was actually doing schoolwork most of this week here, and saved today to actually do the work that I put off during the week. Much different than my last job, but school is my main priority at the moment, and my boss is cool as shit. It's nice to have people that care about a young [black] man's education.


That was a joke no banz pls.
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Lol, I was actually doing schoolwork most of this week here, and saved today to actually do the work that I put off during the week. Much different than my last job, but school is my main priority at the moment, and my boss is cool as shit. It's nice to have people that care about a young [black] man's education.


That was a joke no banz pls.
You are a good guy brother ...I saw that !
Yeah education is everything , my job is actually nuts I'm responsible for pretty much everything and work 10-12 hours a day and sometimes I'm called in the middle of the night or in weekends ..
A good boss sounds good for you , my boss is the Japanese company director !

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I just had a coffee, and now I feel the need for another coffee.
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I havent done shit at work whole week other than screw around, told coworker until they fix the internet im not going to work on any of my reports or send anything out. Fuck them.
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I havent done shit at work whole week other than screw around, told coworker until they fix the internet im not going to work on any of my reports or send anything out. Fuck them.
ugh I feel the same way. Rain has really put a halt on sales. We've only sold like 4 cars this week.
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Im not kidding when I say I can type and entire email and it will take at least 20 minutes to process. I try to work on an excel workbook and it takes 5-10 minutes just for one click to register. Its unworkable and I refuse to do anything until someone will fix it
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Im not kidding when I say I can type and entire email and it will take at least 20 minutes to process. I try to work on an excel workbook and it takes 5-10 minutes just for one click to register. Its unworkable and I refuse to do anything until someone will fix it
That doesn't sound so much like a network problem as much as software problems on your computer. Is it happening to everyone?

Did they push an update recently? Internet connectivity shouldn't effect the speed of your keyboard registering like you posted on snapchat the other day. Looks like your computer is bogged down. What does your CPU usage look like?

But when the company isn't willing to spend the money to give you the tools you need to do your job, I see no problem with you waiting until it's fixed to get work done.
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Because were a contractor inside the corporation, they put us on the visitor internet network. Every facility in the US visitor network is funneled through servers in Cleveland. They only allow a certain amount of bandwith, and its being soaked up across every location. The other contractors that work within have the same issues. Its just too much cengestion and they are too cheap upgrade server flow until 2017, so until then, I will continue to do jack shit.
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