Tinder/Dating Apps

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is how Billup do.

Tranny. Eyebrows too thick. Lips too perched. Boobs too small. The black shirt brings out her dark soul. Likely a fatty. Face too long.

8.5/10

Next.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is how Billup do.

Looking at that bio, you are absolutely the wrong person for that.

bimmette · 07-07-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by bimmette

What the hell. The app will change your life!

You kids and your damn apps. GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!

I dunno. Maybe I'll give it a try. I hate sitting here at the computer.

Cmon all the cool kids are doing it!

You even joined Instagram! You can do it! (RobSchneider's accent)

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is how Billup do.

Tranny. Eyebrows too thick. Lips too perched. Boobs too small. The black shirt brings out her dark soul. Likely a fatty. Face too long.

8.5/10

Next.

LOLOLOLOL.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Tranny. Eyebrows too thick. Lips too perched. Boobs too small. The black shirt brings out her dark soul. Likely a fatty. Face too long.

8.5/10

Next.

I went over this earlier, trannies apply. That's my favorite ad section of Hustlers.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Looking at that bio, you are absolutely the wrong person for that.

"So how do you feel about someone who would destroy your life when you got home instead?"

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

"So how do you feel about someone who would destroy your anus when you got home instead?"

FTFY

Axius · 07-07-2016, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

"So how do you feel about someone who would gently tongue your anus when you got home instead?"

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Originally Posted by duck fat

FTFY

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 05:49 PM

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 05:56 PM

Hahahahaha oh man.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 06:00 PM

It's not like I'm gonna sit here and lie to anyone I match with. Just have to take time, can't match and message right away, too desperate. Make them wait because you're busy, then you message.

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It's not like I'm gonna sit here and lie to anyone I match with. Just have to take time, can't match and message right away, too desperate. Make them wait because you're busy, then you message.

FYI this strategy works

The ideal waiting time is 4-18 hours, I've found

mantis · 07-07-2016, 06:01 PM

hahahaha im dead this thread went from dating on a car site, back to talking about cars.

TRANNIES, im dead, omg. dangers of online dating fatties and DICKS

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Axius

It's not like I'm gonna sit here and lie to anyone I match with. Just have to take time, can't match and message right away, too desperate. Make them wait because you're busy, then you message.

FYI this strategy works

The ideal waiting time is 4-18 hours, I've found

Or you message right away and they hit you back because you speak Spanish.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Or you message right away and they hit you back because you speak Spanish.

The only Spanish I understand is donde es cerveza and donde es mi pantalonez. Don't think putting bilingual in my bio would be a wise choice, amigo.

Taskmaster · 07-07-2016, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You kids and your damn apps. GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!

I dunno. Maybe I'll give it a try. I hate sitting here at the computer.

All it did was murder my battery...and make browsing a bit easier. Back to the normal browser though.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 06:14 PM

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Or you message right away and they hit you back because you speak Spanish.

The only Spanish I understand is donde es cerveza and donde es mi pantalonez. Don't think putting bilingual in my bio would be a wise choice, amigo.

If you're attractive they don't really care how much you do or don't know. Like she probably doesn't even think I'm as fluent as I am.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 06:16 PM

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All it did was murder my battery...and make browsing a bit easier. Back to the normal browser though.

My battery sucks as it is, so basically it would become a suicide bomber. No thanks.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

If you're attractive they don't really care how much you do or don't know. Like she probably doesn't even think I'm as fluent as I am.

I'm fat, ugly, and hairy. All I have going for me is my mediocre level of wit, good cooking skills, and I can put a bullet between your eyes.

Now stop distracting me, can't you see I'm fucking busy!

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is how Billup do.

She's a babe.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Tranny. Eyebrows too thick. Lips too perched. Boobs too small. The black shirt brings out her dark soul. Likely a fatty. Face too long.

8.5/10

Next.

LMFAO!!!

Don't be made bro. Just let us know if she has a dick or not.

Axius · 07-07-2016, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

She's a babe.

LMFAO!!!

Don't be made bro. Just let us know if she has a dick or not.

If she does I'll take a BJ and that's it.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 06:53 PM

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LMFAO!!!

Don't be made bro. Just let us know if she has a dick or not.

Oh he'll be made alright....

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 07:02 PM

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