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      11-01-2016, 12:11 PM   #41911
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Negative.
Count me out then.

On a side note, you must have to shave your balls like, once a decade or so?
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I never liked corn bread as a kid. I wonder what changed.
This place near me has the best corn bread. Nice thick cut. Brushes warm honey over each slice before serving.
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      11-01-2016, 12:20 PM   #41914
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Count me out then.

On a side note, you must have to shave your balls like, once a decade or so?
Yeah exactly...Chicks don't like hair on our balls .
And they look weird , like kinda antennas..
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Count me out then.

On a side note, you must have to shave your balls like, once a decade or so?
Every 15 years...
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Yeah exactly...Chicks don't like hair on our balls .
And they look weird , like kinda antennas..
Muscles from Brussels are the balls-hair specialist?
How about Brittas thoughts to that?^^
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I never liked corn bread as a kid. I wonder what changed.
You became a man, obviously.
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Muscles from Brussels are the balls-hair specialist?
How about Brittas thoughts to that?^^
Yeah right


My friend...My balls are always smooth and soft like a baby skin !
Same thing for Britta ! Of course she's without balls
She's sick for the moment with the horror shit like I had last week (stomach flu)
So I'm alone this weekend, kinda..."Home alone"

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Same thing for Britta ! Of course she's without balls
Yeah, reminds me of that "camel toe" pic, hehehe
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Bhai I'm sure you would beat all the guys on here with your fast growing winter coat...
I'm sure after 2 months your beard would be on your belly button !

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I've never been able to go the whole month not shaving...
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I've never been able to go the whole month not shaving...
It's all good man. While my beard grows at a reasonable rate, I get a gnarly bald patch on one side of my face. You can't lose to me.
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Yeah, reminds me of that "camel toe" pic, hehehe
Yeah she can show some nice sexy things...
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I've never been able to go the whole month not shaving...
It's all good man. While my beard grows at a reasonable rate, I get a gnarly bald patch on one side of my face. You can't lose to me.
I have those patches all over....
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I have those patches all over....
I am so sorry.
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I have those patches all over....
I am so sorry.
It has its pros and cons....
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