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Aatish · 10-24-2016, 12:40 PM

I should wear a thicker jacket...and shirt...

RJ_ · 10-24-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I should were a thicker jacket...and shirt...

So what you're saying is you don't have a shirt on?

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

So what you're saying is you don't have a shirt on?

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

I can't even grow a 5 oclock shadow..

InternetFame · 10-24-2016, 12:55 PM

Omg

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 12:55 PM

Well...How can I tell this ?

Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit !
And it started like this with me...

Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny !
Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation !
Let us say it was a cat and mouse game...

First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began !
So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny !

So I took with water ...
1x Zantac 300mg
2x Imodium
2x Norit 200mg

Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM .
So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit !
That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet !

My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ...
I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?!
And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too !

I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting !
Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!!

I'm really sorry guys...

UncleWede · 10-24-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

I can't even grow a 5 oclock shadow..

Free ticket to Wede's Van-o-rama

InternetFame · 10-24-2016, 12:56 PM

Phil, that doesn't sound pleasant.

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well...How can I tell this ?

Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit !
And it started like this with me...

Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny !
Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation !
Let us say it was a cat and mouse game...

First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began !
So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny !

So I took with water ...
1x Zantac 300mg
2x Imodium
2x Norit 200mg

Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM .
So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit !
That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet !

My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ...
I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?!
And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too !

I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting !
Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!!

I'm really sorry guys...

Get well soon Philippe!

Banana Hammock · 10-24-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My nipples are hard af right now.

Don't move around too much. You might end up poking a hole through your shirt.

RJ_ · 10-24-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well...um...technically I have a coat. Like a coat of fur.

Ah, 'tis now sweater weather. Let the manscaping hibernate until spring time.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Phil, that doesn't sound pleasant.

Yeah...This time I was very lucky , it were only 4-5 loud farts on the toilet ...
The damn virus feels like a vulcano in my intestines !
Thanks for the concern brother !

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

My nipples are hard af right now.

Don't move around too much. You might end up poking a hole through your shirt.

Keep them in a nice sheath (coat of hair)

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Get well soon Philippe!

Thank you my friend Bhai !

And I hope I can make it for tomorrow morning 4:30 AM , Oughhhh ..

I was thinking about a cork !

No , on a serious note ...I'll take 2 more Imodium's before I go to sleep this evening .
I'm hungry for the moment , but I don't dare to eat ...Otherwise it's vulcano again !

Banana Hammock · 10-24-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Keep them in a nice sheath (coat of hair)

Lmao!

RJ_ · 10-24-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Thank you my friend Bhai !

And I hope I can make it for tomorrow morning 4:30 AM , Oughhhh ..

I was thinking about a cork !

No , on a serious note ...I'll take 2 more Imodium's before I go to sleep this evening .
I'm hungry for the moment , but I don't dare to eat ...Otherwise it's vulcano again !

Just eat a bunch of fancy cheese. That's like nature's cork.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-24-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Just eat a bunch of fancy cheese. That's like nature's cork.

Thank you for the advice brother , but this morning 4-AM I was already on the cheese .
I just saw in my fridge a tastful pizza tuna , maybe I throw it in my oven ...and hope it don't ends in my toilet ...

jtodd_fl · 10-24-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I should were a thicker jacket...and shirt...

(needed to post this to make myself feel better after some recent epic fails - this is totally the typo variety, not like you actually confuse the two... I get it...)

shockin330i · 10-24-2016, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well...How can I tell this ?

Last week a lot of people got gastroenteritis (stomach flu),it's actually a kinda viral beast that hits whole Belgium with shit !
And it started like this with me...

Today at work my stomach was making loud embarrassing noises...you know in front of people it's not really funny !
Finally when I saw someone approaching...I just walked away to avoid a ashamed situation !
Let us say it was a cat and mouse game...

First I thought I got too much proteine shakes , but no ! When I came home from work it really began !
So in the last 2 hours I ran 5-6 times to the toilet , and Ohhh... Christ the stomach cramps are not funny !

So I took with water ...
1x Zantac 300mg
2x Imodium
2x Norit 200mg

Because I need to leave for work tomorrow morning 4:30-AM .
So... for the moment I don't know the difference of a loud fart or a real shit !
That's why I don't take risks and run always to the toilet , and I can tell you guys for the moment I sound like a dirty pig on the toilet !

My sweetie called me already 4 times in the last 3 hours , and she wants to come over to help me ...
I said to her no way ! How can you help me on the toilet ?!?!
And the risk is too high that she gets the shit too !

I'm really sorry guys because I know this sounds really disgusting !
Oughhh feel the cramps again....Need to run to the toilet again , hoping it's only a fart !!!

I'm really sorry guys...

EEek, good luck with that!!

Banana Hammock · 10-24-2016, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Thank you my friend Bhai !

And I hope I can make it for tomorrow morning 4:30 AM , Oughhhh ..

I was thinking about a cork !

No , on a serious note ...I'll take 2 more Imodium's before I go to sleep this evening .
I'm hungry for the moment , but I don't dare to eat ...Otherwise it's vulcano again !

Be careful with those Imodiums. They work very well but when they wear off, your poo turns into missiles.

jtodd_fl · 10-24-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Keep them in a nice sheath (coat of hair)

Nice... thought it couldn't get any nastier... you proved me wrong.

Aatish · 10-24-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Nice... thought it couldn't get any nastier... you proved me wrong.

I could continue further for you...

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