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Biorin · 10-23-2016, 04:29 PM

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I tried to make brunch this morning... I need to work on my egg cracking skills...

That looks artsy, although I have never seen anyone make aspareggus (as I imagine it is called) before.

*asparagus

I thought you were a foodie!

I was making a terrible joke, because egg + asparagus, which I didn't know was a thing.

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 04:39 PM

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I tried to make brunch this morning... I need to work on my egg cracking skills...
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That looks artsy, although I have never seen anyone make aspareggus (as I imagine it is called) before.

*asparagus

I thought you were a foodie!

I was making a terrible joke, because egg + asparagus, which I didn't know was a thing.

Haha I was trying to find the joke and couldn't find it so I thought you had a brain fart

But of course I should know that doesn't happen to you! Sorry that was my blonde moment.

Banana Hammock · 10-23-2016, 05:16 PM

Dammit it's called sparagus!

Mike. · 10-23-2016, 05:44 PM

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Greetings

Aatish · 10-23-2016, 06:03 PM

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Greetings

You were literally around the corner...

Mr Tonka · 10-23-2016, 06:08 PM

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You were literally around the corner...

I'm still literally down the coast.

Mr Tonka · 10-23-2016, 06:10 PM

Today i learned that if i had to hand wash my clothes, i wouldn't wear clothes very often.

#bustedfrontloaderwontrinsedrainspin

Aatish · 10-23-2016, 06:10 PM

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I'm still literally down the coast.

Like, literally?

Mr Tonka · 10-23-2016, 06:13 PM

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I tried to make brunch this morning... I need to work on my egg cracking skills...

Brunch for how many???

Your bacon to other food ratio is severely off. You can't have only one strip of bacon per egg and if another food is included, even more bacon is required.

You may be disqualified from OT, we'll wait for the judge, Axius to make his decision.

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 06:29 PM

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You were literally around the corner...

I'm still literally down the coast.

I'm still literally on the other coast.

Not for long though...planning a crazy trip where I could die...literally.

Mr Tonka · 10-23-2016, 06:36 PM

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I'm still literally on the other coast.

Not for long though...planning a crazy trip where I could die...literally.

So you're literally going to cross the border into the US?

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 06:39 PM

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I'm still literally on the other coast.

Not for long though...planning a crazy trip where I could die...literally.

So you're literally going to cross the border into the US?

Yeah, during election week.

Aatish · 10-23-2016, 06:53 PM

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Yeah, during election week.

You should witness some nice fireworks.

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 06:57 PM

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Yeah, during election week.

You should witness some nice fireworks.

I'm just gonna pass through your country, not staying.

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2016, 07:03 PM

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Brunch for how many???

Your bacon to other food ratio is severely off. You can't have only one strip of bacon per egg and if another food is included, even more bacon is required.

You may be disqualified from OT, we'll wait for the judge, Axius to make his decision.

He's attending to national business but can concur. I do like lots of eggs though sunny side up.

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 07:06 PM

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Brunch for how many???

Your bacon to other food ratio is severely off. You can't have only one strip of bacon per egg and if another food is included, even more bacon is required.

You may be disqualified from OT, we'll wait for the judge, Axius to make his decision.

He's attending to national business but can concur. I do like lots of eggs though sunny side up.

Woah, you used the quote button! You feeling ok?

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2016, 07:09 PM

I just woke up and I'm sober, dunno?

Aatish · 10-23-2016, 07:12 PM

It was a fluke. Everybody calm down.

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2016, 07:16 PM

I don't wanna follow anyone's rules I can do it sometimes but not be expected to conform, alien blood.

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2016, 07:17 PM

Saw the accountant the other night, liked it.

bimmette · 10-23-2016, 07:19 PM

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Saw the accountant the other night, liked it.

He got you some money back?

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2016, 07:20 PM

No he shot a barrett 50bmg.

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