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      10-19-2016, 03:21 PM   #40943
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Not weird at all... eventually everyone complies with my directives.
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      10-19-2016, 03:21 PM   #40944
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I've been well! How've you been? Glad to have you back!
I've been great man, enjoying life. This is ironic because jtodd_fl told me to do just that, and that's exactly what I've been doing LOL.

I have spoken to Tara since I left, I think right after the initial boot was given and then a bit afterward, on IG. Mainly, it was about how I actually didn't miss it LOL.
Hahaha, eventually they always come back...except maybe not Grimlock. Hopefully he stays away forever.
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      10-19-2016, 03:22 PM   #40945
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Hahaha, eventually they always come back...except maybe not Grimlock. Hopefully he stays away forever.
Oh god. I hope not. Homeboy was all 31 flavors of fucked up.
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      10-19-2016, 03:25 PM   #40946
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Grimlock has his/her/its moments...
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      10-19-2016, 03:29 PM   #40947
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Grimlock has his/her/its moments...
There's a whole lotta fucked up on here, but I think just about everyone has their moments.
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      10-19-2016, 03:36 PM   #40948
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There's a whole lotta fucked up on here, but I think just about everyone has their moments.
That is true.

Grimy's women issues were fun, though. One second he'd be very vulgar, then he'd (try to) be eloquent. And next thing you know, he'd drop some really deep shit, followed by more vulgarity.

Grimlock's post history was like a Drake song, except that didn't get him laid...
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      10-19-2016, 03:36 PM   #40949
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I've been great man, enjoying life. This is ironic because jtodd_fl told me to do just that, and that's exactly what I've been doing LOL.

I have spoken to Tara since I left, I think right after the initial boot was given and then a bit afterward, on IG. Mainly, it was about how I actually didn't miss it LOL.
Part of me died when you quit OT and told me that you got back together with your ex. Things feel much better now. LOL
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      10-19-2016, 04:36 PM   #40950
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Part of me died when you quit OT and told me that you got back together with your ex. Things feel much better now. LOL
It has brought back balance to the force.
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      10-20-2016, 12:19 AM   #40953
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      10-20-2016, 01:13 AM   #40954
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After a hard night of whisky, I wish I had a Hodor for my anus.
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After a hard night of whisky, I wish I had a Hodor for my anus.
Um ok
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      10-20-2016, 01:22 AM   #40956
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After a hard night of whisky, I wish I had a Hodor for my anus.


Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I'm not going to judge.
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Gotta accept that I'm getting old. Had about 3/4 bottle of fine single malt last night and puked about 8 times. Shat a whole bunch too. My throat is killing me from the puking and my anus just can't keep it's strength, hence the need for a Hodor.

You guys ever shit and throw up at the same time? Man what a night of fun tho.
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Gotta accept that I'm getting old. Had about 3/4 bottle of fine single malt last night and puked about 8 times. Shat a whole bunch too. My throat is killing me from the puking and my anus just can't keep it's strength, hence the need for a Hodor.

You guys ever shit and throw up at the same time? Man what a night of fun tho.
Yeah sounds like a great time.
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Gotta accept that I'm getting old. Had about 3/4 bottle of fine single malt last night and puked about 8 times. Shat a whole bunch too. My throat is killing me from the puking and my anus just can't keep it's strength, hence the need for a Hodor.

You guys ever shit and throw up at the same time? Man what a night of fun tho.
So you need Hodor to plug your bum bum?
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On an unrelated subject, if you guys are looking for really intense/vivid dreams, try wearing a nicoderm patch while going to sleep. Sometimes you'll get really bad nightmares and you wake up in the middle of the night sweating but that's a good time to take the patch off.

I've been on the patch (experimental purposes) for about a month now since our province likes to hand these out for free. About once a week, I'll keep the patch on and head to bed just to get that kick. You'll feel super restless when you wake up like you pulled an all nighter watching the craziest vivid movie.
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So you need Hodor to plug your bum bum?
Hodor is great at holding a door so yes, I'd like him on my a-team when I have the shits.
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      10-20-2016, 03:33 AM   #40962
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So you need Hodor to plug your bum bum?
Hodor is great at holding a door so yes, I'd like him on my a-team when I have the shits.
If I'm not misremembering, I'm pretty sure Hodor would actually consider plugging your anus for you. Don't know is type or status, but if he's your thing, worth asking :
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