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Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:26 PM

Pretty sure Tara ethered her Asus...

Joekerr · 10-14-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok now the entire mouse cursor has disappeared!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH HELP!!!

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I'm ready to kill someone so it may be you!

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If I got an old-fashioned mouse with a wire, is that guaranteed to work instantly?
I'm running out of time here. With no mouse cursor, this is impossible to get my work done.

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It's not working either

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Ok.

It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.

Expand the "Human Interface" tab and post.

You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok now the entire mouse cursor has disappeared!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH HELP!!!

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm ready to kill someone so it may be you!

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Originally Posted by bimmette

If I got an old-fashioned mouse with a wire, is that guaranteed to work instantly?
I'm running out of time here. With no mouse cursor, this is impossible to get my work done.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

It's not working either

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Ok.

It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.

Expand the "Human Interface" tab and post.

You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?

Now that I think of it, it didn't recognize my phone the other day. And I just tried to transfer out my files I need on a USB stick and it didn't work. The only thing that worked was putting it on an sd card.
I just connected the new mouse to an old little laptop I had and it works.
But I can't use that old computer because it doesn't have Word.

suntanlinus · 10-14-2016, 02:30 PM

looks like i made quite the impression on us Indian bimmers!

RJ_ · 10-14-2016, 02:31 PM

I'm kind of a big deal...

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:31 PM

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No I'm Chinese. (BTW, before you think I'm racist, I'm just joking. I grew up with brown people and I like brown guys. My prom date was brown even)

That's not racist. That's a damn fucking shame to us Asians.

I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.

Lups · 10-14-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?

Lol, I'm fast!

Joekerr · 10-14-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Now that I think of it, it didn't recognize my phone the other day. And I just tried to transfer out my files I need on a USB stick and it didn't work. The only thing that worked was putting it on an sd card.
I just connected the new mouse to an old little laptop I had and it works.
But I can't use that old computer because it doesn't have Word.

Doesn't sound good then. Probably something wrong with your USB ports if it isn't recognizing anything. But you know it isn't a mouse issue now, which is a plus, since you don't have to waste time on that...can you transfer the file via internet to another computer that does have word? Even go to the library or something if its urgent.

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:36 PM

I/O board problem?

M3 Number 86 · 10-14-2016, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.

oh thought you meant brown as in mexican

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:37 PM

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I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.

oh thought you meant brown as in mexican

We don't have Mexicans in Canada.

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:37 PM

See if you can back up your stuff on an SD card.

M3 Number 86 · 10-14-2016, 02:37 PM

is this some sort of SJW thread? what's up with the sensitivity all of a sudden?

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:40 PM

I was about to make a statement regarding a dry cleaner, but withhold.

Tara, if the things old, start looking for a new one.

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:41 PM

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is this some sort of SJW thread? what's up with the sensitivity all of a sudden?

WE ARE DEALING WITH A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. I AM HAVING I.T. PROBLEMS!

jtodd_fl · 10-14-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Doesn't sound good then. Probably something wrong with your USB ports if it isn't recognizing anything. But you know it isn't a mouse issue now, which is a plus, since you don't have to waste time on that...can you transfer the file via internet to another computer that does have word? Even go to the library or something if its urgent.

Just back it up on the SD card and go over to Joekerr 's house to finish. He's exurban Toronto, you're Vancouver... I mean how far can it really be - it is just Canada.

RJ_ · 10-14-2016, 02:43 PM

bimmette I just threw a few appreciates your way so your rep matches your post count.

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:44 PM

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bimmette I just threw a few appreciates your way so your rep matches your post count.

Haha thanks. I did notice that was coming up soon!

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:45 PM

Woohoo!

Ok now back to business

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I was about to make a statement regarding a dry cleaner, but withhold.

Tara, if the things old, start looking for a new one.

It's a new laptop. Sigh.

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:47 PM

I can see it now...

"Hi everybody, I'm Tara, this is my Asus 2-1 Laptop, and today I'm going to show you how to make the mouse work again"

*Puts on cute dress*
*Hops in bimmer*
*Hauls ass to Best Buy*
*Hits on Geek Squad guy*
*Gets laptop fixed*
*GTFO*

jtodd_fl · 10-14-2016, 02:48 PM

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Woohoo!

Ok now back to business

Now, don't mess it up - everything you post has to be rep-worthy... no pressure.

Anyway, did you try enabling the trackpad? Maybe Fn+9 or something. That seems to be ASUS command. Since it is "onboard" it may bypass the faulty I/O bus (of course, it may not).

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