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      10-14-2016, 04:54 AM   #40613
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Yikes. There's like 4 of you now. Versus the million Chinese on here. Ooooh scary, you're gaining on us.
It only takes one brown stain to ruin a giant white cloth
Meh, that's what bleach is for.
Tara aren't you Vietnamese tho.....

I heard once you go brown you can't turn around.
I'm just gonna say what we all thought.

Choose your preferred cringe-worthy pun/joke:

"Actually, in order to go brown, she has to turn around."

Or

"Once you go brown, she can't sit down."

We WERE all thinking that, right guys! Right!

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Yikes. There's like 4 of you now. Versus the million Chinese on here. Ooooh scary, you're gaining on us.
It only takes one brown stain to ruin a giant white cloth
Meh, that's what bleach is for.
Tara aren't you Vietnamese tho.....

I heard once you go brown you can't turn around.
I'm just gonna say what we all thought.

Choose you're preferred cringe-worthy pun/joke:

"Actually, I n order to go brown, she has to turn around."

Or

"Once you go brown, she can't sit down."

We WERE all thinking that, right guys! Right!
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Yikes. There's like 4 of you now. Versus the million Chinese on here. Ooooh scary, you're gaining on us.
It only takes one brown stain to ruin a giant white cloth
Meh, that's what bleach is for.
Tara aren't you Vietnamese tho.....

I heard once you go brown you can't turn around.
I'm just gonna say what we all thought.

Choose you're preferred cringe-worthy pun/joke:

"Actually, in order to go brown, she has to turn around."

Or

"Once you go brown, she can't sit down."

We WERE all thinking that, right guys! Right!
Actually weren't thinking that... However, we were thinking -
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Actually weren't thinking that... However, we were thinking -
GOT DAMN! I swear that is autocorrect....
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Toughen up buttercup.

Sara504 has taken much harsher punishment and still came back for more....
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You hurt my feeling...

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Toughen up buttercup.

Sara504 has taken much harsher punishment and still came back for more....
Funny... Sounds like the same can be said for you internal organs...

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Why won't my wireless mouse work? It worked fine in the past and nothing changed with my laptop. Battery is fine. I also just bought a new one and it also doesn't work. (Also didn't return it right away so now I have two that don't work)

HELP!!!
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Why won't my wireless mouse work? It worked fine in the past and nothing changed with my laptop. Battery is fine. I also just bought a new one and it also doesn't work. (Also didn't return it right away so now I have two that don't work)

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Hello, thank you for contacting BP OT Tech Support. My name is JTODD_FL and I'll be helping you today. If you could just answer a couple questions...

What kind of laptop is it?
Any other BT devices connected to your laptop working?
Do you have another computer you could try pairing the mouse to?
Have you "forgotten" or unpaired the previous devices to this mouse?
Has this mouse ever been paired to another device? If so, did you unpair it?
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Why won't my wireless mouse work? It worked fine in the past and nothing changed with my laptop. Battery is fine. I also just bought a new one and it also doesn't work. (Also didn't return it right away so now I have two that don't work)

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Hello, thank you for contacting BP OT Tech Support. My name is JTODD_FL and I'll be helping you today. If you could just answer a couple questions...

What kind of laptop is it?
Any other BT devices connected to your laptop working?
Do you have another computer you could try pairing the mouse too?
Have you "forgotten" or unpaired the previous devices to this mouse?
Has this mouse ever been paired to another device? If so, did you unpaid it?
It's like a grammatical bonanza with you today...



I would just start simpler... Ask if the battery is facing the proper direction...
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Hello, thank you for contacting BP OT Tech Support. My name is JTODD_FL and I'll be helping you today. If you could just answer a couple questions...

What kind of laptop is it?
Any other BT devices connected to your laptop working?
Do you have another computer you could try pairing the mouse too?
Have you "forgotten" or unpaired the previous devices to this mouse?
Has this mouse ever been paired to another device? If so, did you unpaid it?
Asus...something
No other BT
No
So I have to uninstall the old mouse? Ok, will try
No
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Hello, thank you for contacting BP OT Tech Support. My name is JTODD_FL and I'll be helping you today. If you could just answer a couple questions...

What kind of laptop is it?
Any other BT devices connected to your laptop working?
Do you have another computer you could try pairing the mouse too?
Have you "forgotten" or unpaired the previous devices to this mouse?
Has this mouse ever been paired to another device? If so, did you unpaid it?
I'm sorry my friend but you are talking BS !!!

The only thing she needs for her mouse is a cat ...
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Why won't my wireless mouse work? It worked fine in the past and nothing changed with my laptop. Battery is fine. I also just bought a new one and it also doesn't work. (Also didn't return it right away so now I have two that don't work)

HELP!!!
Did you try windex?
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Why won't my wireless mouse work? It worked fine in the past and nothing changed with my laptop. Battery is fine. I also just bought a new one and it also doesn't work. (Also didn't return it right away so now I have two that don't work)

HELP!!!
Did you try windex?
This problem is existing from that last time I asked for help. My mouse pad on the laptop is ok now but it's faster if my damn wireless mouse would just work.
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Hello, thank you for contacting BP OT Tech Support. My name is JTODD_FL and I'll be helping you today. If you could just answer a couple questions...

What kind of laptop is it?
Any other BT devices connected to your laptop working? (bolded because the whole "sentence" just needs a re-do)
Do you have another computer you could try pairing the mouse to?
Have you "forgotten" or unpaired the previous devices to this mouse?
Has this mouse ever been paired to another device? If so, did you unpaid it?
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It's like a grammatical bonanza with you today...



I would just start simpler... Ask if the battery is facing the proper direction...
I know, its been wonderful in a queer way. Ever since his failed Dr. Seuss poem he's been on a downward spiral.

We're here for you buddy - just let us know if we can help!
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We're here for you buddy - just let us know if we can help!
Haha... nice... I have been pretty busy, so was not here. I have been typing to/two (but never too) fast.

Allow me to try this:
Are their/they're (not there) any other BT devices connected to your laptop which are still working?
(Trying to eliminate the possibility of BT card failure in the computer)

You're (not your) concern is very touching.
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What is this, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?
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So I have to uninstall the old mouse? Ok, will try
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If unpairing the mouse does not work, can you borrow another bt device (like a keyboard or headset or something) to try to connect. I would try to eliminate the BT card in the computer as a cause.
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Legit helped Tara with computer issues by recommending Windex.
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