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      07-07-2016, 12:01 PM   #4005
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Oh so NOW you have morals.
Who said anything about morals? You expect me to offend the girl and lose out on quality random nudes? BRUH.

Guy code, dude.
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      07-07-2016, 12:01 PM   #4006
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Thanks man. Sounds like that should be your approach with women.


I am an intermittent alcoholic, thank you very much.
That's a common issue, I know people.
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Who said anything about morals? You expect me to offend the girl and lose out on quality random nudes? BRUH.

Guy code, dude.
I'm just busting your balls. I wouldn't share SHIT with you either.
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Thanks man. Sounds like that should be your approach with women.


I am an intermittent alcoholic, thank you very much.
Sustenance maybe, longevity depends. It's kind of nice not having to worry about another person or take care of another person, nor deal with bullshit.


Oh well exccuuuuuuussseeee me. And uhhhh..., I guess you're welcome?
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      07-07-2016, 12:03 PM   #4009
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I don't know what she does but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
What she does ? She checks male bank accounts

And...Ohhhh WOW !
We are the same ..

How many hours do you worked today ?
And in a week ?
Sleepless nights from work stress and burnouts as well ?
40 hours a week during off season. 65 busy season. Hopefully not for long.
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      07-07-2016, 12:04 PM   #4010
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I'm just busting your balls. I wouldn't share SHIT with you either.
Well that's pretty fucking rude of you. I would share a sandwich, a long walk on the beach, or my stack of Hustlers with you.
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      07-07-2016, 12:05 PM   #4011
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Sustenance maybe, longevity depends. It's kind of nice not having to worry about another person or take care of another person, nor deal with bullshit.


Oh well exccuuuuuuussseeee me. And uhhhh..., I guess you're welcome?
Yeah, for me it's definitely gotta be mutual. I'm not at the point where I'd settle for a supermodel because she is eye candy enough to not contribute in my life, in any regard. Especially if she is lacking the bedroom. No no.


Dude I get drunk off of anything now it's not even funny. Alcoholic tolerance is ZERO.
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That's a common issue, I know people.
Can I mix my BCAA's into bourbon?
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Can I mix my BCAA's into bourbon?
Seems reasonable to me, I'm still perfecting my protein beer recipe.
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Yeah, for me it's definitely gotta be mutual. I'm not at the point where I'd settle for a supermodel because she is eye candy enough to not contribute in my life, in any regard. Especially if she is lacking the bedroom. No no.


Dude I get drunk off of anything now it's not even funny. Alcoholic tolerance is ZERO.
Eye candy is only worth a I banged a hottie badge. It's finding the whole package that's key. Lady in the streets freak in the sheets bangin to the beats.


Soooo, you're getting drunk off O'Douls?
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Well that's pretty fucking rude of you. I would share a sandwich, a long walk on the beach, or my stack of Hustlers with you.
I'm talking about nudes strictly. I appreciate the Hustlers but unfortunately, the pages are all stuck together. Even the table of contents. Weird.
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I'm talking about nudes strictly. I appreciate the Hustlers but unfortunately, the pages are all stuck together. Even the table of contents. Weird.
You should see the backpages with all the tranny hotline pictures. Fucking REKT.
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Lady in the streets freak in the sheets bangin to the beats.
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Lol, I see you are a HARDened veteran, my friend
Yeah most chicks say I'm always hard !

My first (sex)- date ...Dates from 20 years back in time , so yes I've kinda expierence my friend

In other words..
Now they call me , at least if I have time and I'm not working and when my character is hard !
And if they are kind they may spent the night with me as well , but the next morning they really need to leave my house because anyway who can follow me in the madness ?

Cindy , Brigitte, Tinneke , Ursula , Pascale, Krista, Dominique, Chantal,Yvette,Joel,Laura,Ellen,Claudia,Monique,Ri ta ,Afra,Caroline,Martine,Linda, 2 Nancy's ,Ingrid, Isabelle, Els ect...
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I just started scrolling through, but these are too on point not to share. Tinder profiles!

http://runt-of-the-web.com/tinder-pr...tinprofiles2#1
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I just started scrolling through, but these are too on point not to share. Tinder profiles!

http://runt-of-the-web.com/tinder-pr...tinprofiles2#1
oh shit.. the first one.. is enough already going to take these slowly.. can't be processed all at once
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haha this first one has the same issue as OP, too much cock sucking.. is unbecoming of a man

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haha this first one has the same issue as OP, too much cock sucking.. is unbecoming of a man

All your shit talking aside, I would right swipe her.

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All your shit talking aside, I would right swipe her.

Either one, in fact.
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All your shit talking aside, I would right swipe her.

who doesn't like a nice BJ?
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      07-07-2016, 01:00 PM   #4025
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All your shit talking aside, I would right swipe her.

Idk the right one's knee caps look f'ed

3/10, would not bang
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40 hours a week during off season. 65 busy season. Hopefully not for long.
Not bad ! Congrats

That's the minimum for me if I am lucky ...in some busy weeks I have only 25 hours of sleep (in a week) !
Look..
I have a iPhone , actually 2 ..one from me personal and one only for work connected online 24/7 with my work , and from the moment on that something is wrong with the robots they call me online and they show me the error-code in the programfiles and where they are crashed !
So I know I'm screwed again ..sometimes in the middle of the night in the weekend or while I just started to eat my soup in a fancy restaurant !
From that moment on every second that I lose the (Japanese) company is losing lots of Euro's and I need to move my ass to the company ASAP even while I fuck or shit..I need to stop with my fuck !
When I arrive at the company I need to fix the sucker ASAP , this 24/7 day and night even on Christmas night !
Now I am on Bimmerpost...within a minute I don't know where I am !
Actually I really hate my job , because it replaces people and lots of jobs !
Welcome to the (my) madness !

That's why I'm still alone.. I cannot plan something , single after 20 years of dates..., but with many GF's so actually I'm never alone ...
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